eBay tat volume 3.

[UltraWomble]

I appear to be winning the worlds crustiest RAV4

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-RAV-4-/272190822624?hash=item3f5fd658e0:g:47cAAOSwzvlW-YwF&autorefresh=true

[Matt]

Canvas Three Seater

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VELOREX-16-350-3-WHEELER-VINTAGE-MICROCAR-BUBBLECAR-CONVERTIBLE-/322052093997?hash=item4afbccf82d:g:yucAAOSwLpdW9aFw

 

Could that be genuinely the worst car ever made?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-VAUXHALL-VIVA-1300-GLS-GREEN-/291725139017

 

 

FLOORS AND SILLS ROTTEN ,LOWER EDGES OF THE BOTTOM CORRODED

 

That sounds a bit like me.

[Junkman]

May I do it on your behalf?

Really?

 

Thank you so much!

 

I do it now.

 

Ready?

 

WOAH!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-Lincoln-Continental-Mk-V-/231897202598

 

They don't come much rarer than this.

 

Few people realise, that the 1958-60 Lincolns and Continentals were the largest monocoques ever built.

They are the ultimate Land Yachts and not many of them survived.

 

Even fewer people realise, why they framed the '61 onward Lincolns.

Oh, and downsized them considerably.

 

Oh, and even fewerer people realise, what I am trying to say.

[Junkman]

How the mighty have fallen.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-Cadillac-sedan-de-ville-/272194414607

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4L-Clan-1-owner-/331818456550

 

 

nothing need doing

 

Your English need improve.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-1100-auto-/162024297094

 

Current English depression in a picture.

Is it really that bad?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-11-GTL-1988-/182073930132

 

 

IDEAL FOR THOSE WHO LOVE CLASSIC CARS OR RENOVATIONS

 

Does this mean it's fucked?

 

 

THE CAR AS BEEN STOOD FOR THE PAST 2 YEARS BUT BEFORE THAT RAN PERFECTLY FINE

 

My grandma has been stood for almost 30 years and before that ran perfectly fine. Now she is dead.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RILEY-ONE-POINT-FIVE-BARN-FIND-/182073966234

 

The Oval is an inevitable one.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Porsche-911S-Simply-fabulous-/121941596481

 

 

Simply fabulous

 

As much as I want to disagree, I simply can't.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-5-GT-TURBO-1000s-spent-engine-brakes-suspension-mods-OZ-COBRA-ETC-/182074147834

 

Don't read the ad!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-3-litre-manual-overdrive-barn-find-/182074149213

 

The wantage is an overwhelming one.

 

However:

 

 

barn find

 

I'd like to tell you where to shove it, and precisely how far up.

 

 

is only fit for spares or banger racing

 

Wrong century, my man.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-2cv-van-1961-in-lovely-original-condition-great-barn-find-/111954128019

 

 

Madame H is proud to offer for sale this lovely 1961 2cv AZU van.

 

Ye sure it's not Madame M.?

[Junkman]

Cheer* up*!*

It's a dizzler!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-19-RARE-DIESEL-runs-drives-no-mot-spares-or-repair-no-reserve-/131767965055

 

 

no mot therefore being sold as SPARE OR REPAIR !!!!

 

 

located in bromley kent close to the borders of se london

 

 

questions tel 07833524722 strictly 10am til 10pm only

 

Why are them darn sarferners so reluctant to get up in the morning and MoT a car?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Austin-Rover-Maestro-500L-Van-1275-A-series-petrol-/121941587545

 

 

sold with a heavy heart

 

 

I bought this van about 18 months ago and run it for 6 months until the MOT ran out

 

I bet you do have problems with the ladies.

[Junkman]

GR9 4 adding a beavertail and hauling your shite up and down that Europe.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1935-International-hot-rod-rat-rod-project-/141945682071

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lancia-fulvia-berlina-1972-series-2-restoration-project-/361523942316

 

A Rover P6 is simply better.

 

Oh, and don't read the ad.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Dolomite-Sprint-/231897763273

 

Do not read the ad.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-PEUGEOT-504-GL-WHITE-1-8-PETROL-PICK-UP-BARN-FIND-EXPORT-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/131767156994

 

 

Ideal camper conversion

 

OK, I made that up. However:

 

 

EXPORT

 

Do you really believe, Africa is still as underdeveloped as the UK?

You shouldn't be allowed to vote.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-FORD-ECONOLINE-WHITE-DAY-VAN-AMAZING-CONDITION-HEAD-TURNER-/152036205524

 

 

HEAD TURNER

 

My head turns left, right, left, right, left, right...

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cadillac-Seville-1978-/272194934470

 

 

It has always been garaged from the end of  October to the beginning of May.

 

Let me guess...

 

 

I no longer have my double garage so the last couple years...

 

I fucking knew it.

[Junkman]

Can any of you miserable lot give me a valid reason why this isn't boughterised yet?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-1000MB-/401098557178

 

Do not disappoint me!

[Junkman]

A reg, like in Bravo Bayern.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-735-project-1983-/182074410319

 

Just look at those spritzensprotzen dead bugs on Flakscheinwerfer Wischers!

[Junkman]

I'm such a fucking closet OLLI.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Landrover-Series-2A-truck-cab-original-unrestored-barn-find-/152035717656

 

I'd actually buy that motherfucker, if Breadvan din't have one already.

[Junkman]

W124 300D?

 

Never again!

 

I'd rather be a James Bond villain.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-220S-Ponton-1959-/201552724844

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Chevrolet-caprice-sports-sedan-tax-exempt-/262363019688

 

Jayzers ferkin Chroist, loike.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unfinished-Project-1915-Ford-Model-T-Large-Lot-of-Parts-/201552736922

 

 

Unfinished Project

 

OMGWBoD!!!!!1!!!11!!!!1!!!!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bristol-401-Barn-Find-Project-Very-rare-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-/301915450069

 

 

LEFT HAND DRIVE

 

Thus unsellable in the UK because instant death.

[Junkman]

Fuck me lengthwise!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/garage-find-Armstrong-Siddely-challenge-restorable-30s-drophead-coupe-1932-/131768104353

[Junkman]

OMGJDMTOKYODRIFTYO

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MARINA-1275-CC-ESTATE-RUNNING-DRIVING-CAR-PROJECT-/252338963155

 

 

1275 CC