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spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-Imperial-classic-car-/252289499764

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Photo from Crimewatch 1971. It was involved in a planned assassination in Newcastle.

 

This advert. A prime of example of a good reason why, if written English is not your strong point, or your first language, then get help writing the advert. We all have our problems but is it too much to ask a responsible adult to assist with the grammar and full stops.

Dipshit.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Sure it wasn't Gateshead

 

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Yes, any welder from either town's long industrial and ship building heritage would be proud of the repairs. Maybe, not. Pet.

 

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Quote1 : Clifford will send an engineer out to remove the complete setup for around £130 if you would prefer it removed
 
Quote 2: the car is fitted with a Clifford Concept 650 (insurance approved) security system with immobilizer
 
 
You (I) have to laugh. I'm a bastard with irony
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Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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professionally modified/styled by Rams Customs

Behold the workmanship -

 

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Hilariously, ramscustoms website redirects to a "you've won a tablet" scam.

Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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45k miles mot in Oct, £100 no keys.

 

 

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This is around the corner from me, keys from main dealer are £200. In my head, I wonder if the engine has disintegrated and she just said theres "no keys" to cover herself.

 

Recovery man £25, garage lock-up £30, new keys £200, car £100. The car isn't worth the hassle.

 

 

Also why hasn't she gone to the main dealer???

 

 

 

Linky

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This v6 ZT looks really nice. It's had a new clutch and the cambelts done but being a 56 plate it's inside the 500 car crash carnage car tax zone,which makes it practically worthless.

 

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/mg-zt-190-for-sale-or-swap/1155498749

 

I know where there's a knackered early one.  Would it be so Bad to swap the plates?

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45k miles mot in Oct, £100 no keys.

 

 

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This is around the corner from me, keys from main dealer are £200. In my head, I wonder if the engine has disintegrated and she just said theres "no keys" to cover herself.

 

Recovery man £25, garage lock-up £30, new keys £200, car £100. The car isn't worth the hassle.

 

 

Also why hasn't she gone to the main dealer???

 

 

 

Linky

 

Sandra, owes the "main" dealer money, but £100 would see her rite for heroin over the next week.

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Yes, but it is worth repeating, as a warning not an encouragement.

DVee8 Rank: Talbot Tagora

DVee8

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Ring 999

 

Autoshite fire service how may i help?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-American-LaFrance-Fire-Truck-SUPER-RARE-Show-Winner-99p-start/121888514979?_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109&_trkparms=aid%3D555012%26algo%3DPW.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D35308%26meid%3D2ecc095a89f8452ebfc34a71c6d92510%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D24%26mehot%3Des%26sd%3D301871340477

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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