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flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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**49600 MILES!!!!!** 2003 Alfa Romeo 166 2.0 Twin Spark **ALFA+1 OWNER**

 

✿ONLY 49600 MILES✿ONLY 49600 MILES✿ONLY 49600 MILES✿

 

This price is NOT a misprint – you can buy a 49000mile Alfa from me for £999 and feel like the cream of Italian society!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/49600-MILES-2003-Alfa-Romeo-166-2-0-Twin-Spark-ALFA-1-OWNER-/321944117410

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Graffiti: CHECK

 

Old couch: CHECK

 

Random furniture: CHECK

 

About-to-piss-sausage dog: CHECK

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-GYPSY-DIESEL-1964-SIMILAR-TO-LAND-ROVER-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-COMPLETE-/281880297966?hash=item41a16001ee:g:6AgAAOSwf-VWaFeR

 

 

Genuine quote from advert:

 

'but alas I have had no time for the gypsys'

 

OMR UR RASIST M8

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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fookin' dealers, or should that read STEALERS?

 

this sold on ebay on the 1st December, for the princely sum of £1488

 

one wash, and some indifferent pictures later it is now worth £3250!!

 

do these mongs actually shift any on the over priced tat that they advertise?

 

like those loons from anglesea who thought that they would sell on some of the spondon cars for twice what they had paid for them and they couldn't be bothered even taking them off of the trailer....

 

anyway, here it is. as before i would have popped a bid on it, IF it had still had the series 3 hubcaps and black bumpers on it

 

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(rant over...)

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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This white Rover is turning into a long-term project! I've just tried to phone the seller: voicemail. I wonder how long it'll be until he listens to that?

Which white one? The 75??

 

Please tell me you're buying it...

 

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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No, the 213SE in my signature.  Don't think I could afford the 75...

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nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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That is ace, also my stuff arrived ages ago, Nicely packed A++++ seller wood use again. 

nacho man Rank: Renault 16

nacho man

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You know its got a rust problem when even the tape hiding the rust is rusting, Verdict=Rust.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-MERCEDES-250D-W124-Diesel-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-EXPORT-FERRARI-REG-F435-GEC-/252205219450?hash=item3ab89a3e7a:g:24YAAOSwNphWaDnj

 

 

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At the other end of the scale a family owner wagon.

 

Pretty good value if no one grabs it at £1500.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-W124-E280-Estate-/221956628049?hash=item33ada55e51:g:l2gAAOSwf-VWXeQp

 

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New POD

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LOL

 

I have never managed to find anything on Gumtree. How does one actually do this?

 

 

I bought my Astra via Gumtree. Advert was okay, the car was close, I phoned him 30 mins after he'd posted the advert, and had paid a deposit 40 mins later.

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/184902/1994-jaguar-1300-offers-warwick

 

Cheap xjr on the blue, scabby ish bodywork but fine mechanically. £1300 BARGAIN!!!

 

a friend had one of these, in this colour (the very best one too IMHO) which he sold just before i got mine.

 

we later learned that it had been chopped up for its engine and gearbox, and the remains scrapped for some kitcar by a bell end in bradford.

 

shame, such a shame...

 

i wonder how far it is to warwick from home?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-560-Sel-Amg-w126-not-w124-sec-190e-/311501814987?hash=item4886f47ccb:g:U3kAAOSwfZ1WaFlM

 

'Everyone claims there car is fully loaded , but this honestly is'

 

I see no chrome arches.

 

 

This rotten piece of shit, my friends, is an ex-Junkman steed.

Apparently it spent its days on the drive since I sold it in Autumn 2008 until now, and didn't get better in the meantime.

Even back then the bumpers consisted mainly out of the chrome layer, the metal it was originally plating having rotted away underneath.

It's not an AMG, but a Lorinser. I replaced the daft and useless Lorinser wheels with the standard ones you see on the car now.

I then flogged the Lorinser wheelset on Daftbay and thus recovered most of the 800 quid I had paid for the car.

You will notice the rear offside doorcard not being fitted 100% accurately, this is a result of me fixing* the window lift en route to the

Seven Sisters, when my parents were over for a visit.

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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£8k agreed value on the s class! What does a lorinser bring to the party junkman?

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I bet one of those 5 pot Stilos with a manual box is a nice drive.

drum Rank: Renault 16

drum

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I'd love a talking maestro

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maestro-1-3-ELECTRIC-TALKING-DASH-/272070816551?ul_ref=http%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F0%2Fe11021.m43.l1120%2F7%3Feuid%3Da22bb3bd9ff5477799cede2426f747c4%26loc%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fcgi.ebay.co.uk%252Fws%252FeBayISAPI.dll%253FViewItem%2526item%253D272070816551%26srcrot%3De11021.m43.l1120%26rvr_id%3D0

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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£8k agreed value on the s class! What does a lorinser bring to the party junkman?

 

Some daft wheels and tyres that make the car undriveable, stiffer hydros, and 30 PS.

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