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Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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Apologies if we've had this already, but what a fucking dream. Would it be a nightmare? Should I buy it?

 

SOMEBODY HELP ME. SAY SOMETHING. ANYTHING.

That thing looks amazing. You know you want it.
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Fabergé Greggs Rank: Renault 16

Fabergé Greggs

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I'm actually pacing. I think I need a drink. Will being drunk help? Of course it will. 

strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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No MOT history available, so it's safe to say it's been off the road for nearly a decade at least.

 

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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I'm actually pacing. I think I need a drink. Will being drunk help? Of course it will. 

 

As someone who bought a car today I suddenly feel qualified to say DO EEEEEEET

  • Junkman and Banger Kenny
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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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Apologies if we've had this already, but what a fucking dream. Would it be a nightmare? Should I buy it?

 

SOMEBODY HELP ME. SAY SOMETHING. ANYTHING.

 

It will be fantastic to drive, do 48mpg at 80mph and keep your chosen welder in foreign holidays for many years. I would love another but will never buy a cx again with a sunroof.

 

I can't see mileage mentioned? Not a great problem but he doesn't mention clutch condition either. Mine was on 174k on the original clutch when i sold it, but it was getting pretty heavy then. On the turbo2 petrol cars this is a 17hour job as there isn't room to separate engine and gearbox in the car. I have a feeling the diesel is the same.

 

Rust underneath did for mine -the rear subframe parted company with the body. And rust in the rear arches, sills, front arches, floors, sunroof surround, driver's door, etc etc.

 

Bodywork looked like this one though- alpine white and shiny but I had it on steel wheels with Pallas trims.

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

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SOMEBODY HELP ME. SAY SOMETHING. ANYTHING.

Have you bought it yet?

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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Apologies if we've had this already, but what a fucking dream. Would it be a nightmare? Should I buy it?

 

SOMEBODY HELP ME. SAY SOMETHING. ANYTHING. 

 

yes you need to buy this.

 

yes it will drive you into the poor house, and drive you to despair and on many,. many occasions you will want to fix it with fire and matches, but on the odd occasions that it does work it will be totes amazing. and even broken it will look lovely sat squatting down on your drive.*(probably in a pool of its own HLM fluid looking smug/sheepish/pleased with itself....)

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Inspector Morose Rank: Lancia Gamma

Inspector Morose

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Resident CX as a daily user approves. Do ask how much water it uses though. There are still pourus blocked ones out there.

 

Ask me how I know etc..

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-360-Kit-Car-V6-Unfinished-Project-Peugeot-406-Coupe-No-Reserve-/221959747398?hash=item33add4f746:g:vboAAOSwxN5WYg65

 

'The body work is nearly complete with all the hard work being done, It will require finishing and tidying up'

 

I'd like to 'tidy that up' with a box of Swan Vestas and a can of unleaded.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Insert own floppy top/topless jokes here

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-classic-austin-mini-cabriolet-convertible-1000-fully-restored-MUST-BE-SEEN-/181952543978?hash=item2a5d377cea:g:3XMAAOSwlV9WTZEH

 

'Brand new roof / canopy fitted ordered specially from VW AUDI factory in Germany'

 

Say what?

 

'makes the car rust free for at least another 5 years'

 

It's a Mini, you daft get, you couldn't make it not rust for 5 seconds, never mind years.

 

Q) DOES UR BIRD CUM WIV DA CAR?

A) No, but she would with a better one. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Almost acceptable levels of Barrying, as back in the day loads looked like this

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CAPRI-mk1-2000-GT-/181952561724?hash=item2a5d37c23c:g:m18AAOSwp5JWY1qu

 

'all runs and drives vine for a capri

 

Nice one, Jeremy

 

'the interior seats ur in very good contion'

 

Take two, three a times a day forever.

 

i put a set of minight alloy wheels

 

Minight at the oasis, sing your diskshunairey to bed?

R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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Grand Espace bigger than France itself with the 3.5 V6 lump.

 

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Still a massive want in my collection, more and more seem to be getting this worrying engine rattle though. I'll have to dive into the American forums and see what they throw up, it's a Nissan unit that was voted one of the best V6s in mass production and features in loads of dull American sedans.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172020329577

  • Lacquer Peel and Junkman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I have a shit van to sell from my Billinghurst cell

It's a simple message and I'm showing you Madge from Benidorm's bells

 

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So the room must listen and see

Cliff Richard insert his scabbard up her fan-neeeee

 

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Being attacked by a giant turkey

this van is s-h-I-t-e

But what's happened to Marge now, she's a mess

looks like Justin Hawkins from The Darkness 

 

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Red velour has been stuck all on it

 

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Hang on, that's Lesley Joseph on the bonnet

 

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I'm your only friend

I'm not your only friend

Because you're a glowing bell end 

But really I'm not actually your friend because you clearly haven't got any

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-Chevy-custom-van-Hot-rod-/331725600706?hash=item4d3c62f7c2:g:6JQAAOSwAKxWYxMW

 

'This is a fresh import from Malta'

 

Put this turd back on the boat, you arse-hole 

greengartside Rank: Renault 16

greengartside

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*ANORAK MODE* Seller mentions it's a cherished number. It's actually the original number - there were a batch of N*** SAX Saxo's registered for press & publicity vehicles back in 1996, this is one of them.

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