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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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Lovely red Maestro

 

Well done, that's made it onto my watch list. What have you done to me? I never used to like Maestros.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180990399063

 

MINT, SIMPLY FABULOUS, WONDERFUL CONDITION

 

A fabulous example, very nice indeed, a lovely example with a lovely spec and options. Fabulous example, fabulous spec, climate control, electric most things, usual spec, alloys are even in immaculate condition, this really is a very very nice thing indeed which we are very sure you will love!!

 

spares or repair
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-JE ... 0735607991

 

Another wankered up old dub being sold when the test runs out and the lad can't be fucked putting it through a fresh one..... he'll never get the £350 he wants as anyone looking to drive round in a shitheap like this, inevitably wants to 'build' it themselves for individuality reasons. Just weigh it in mate.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Shiny Audi 100. GR8 4 getting to the beach before the Mullers.

 

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

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I do like Dedra's and had arranged to buy one recently but it was sold to the garage where it was taken for the MOT :(

Anyway, this has to be my ultimate Dedra ....

 

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Yes it's 4990 euro's and half way across europe, but ...

 

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http://suchen.mobile.de/auto-inserat/la ... res=EXPORT

 

It has a digidash .... oh, and it's 4wd with a turbo (integrale)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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:lol: I still remember their government's take on the X5 (and other) rip offs that were getting knocked up.

 

 

 

This sounds fairly hopeless but is surely (in OSF terms) something of a bargain?

 

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£1,500 BIN

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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I never did master posting ebay pics, but that shouldn't mean you miss out on this terrible ad for a bargainatious BX

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Car-/261109288710?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ccb538f06

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£300 T&T April 2013 for TZD Dizzler = MEGA BARG

 

Indeed. (with no apologies for a pic repeat. Looks lovely!). However, do note that this has the non-blown engine. Not necessarily a bad thing.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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And today's health and safety award goes to...

 

One significant issue is that it needs a new drive shaft, hence the decision to sell. It drives just fine, but you have to be very gentle on the gas on corners and keep it in 4x4.

 

Other than that a corking little car - looks very rust free in the usual places which seems to be the only thing that kills these (including mine right now :( )

 

Well taken pics as well which is a refreshing change

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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I seem to recall that driveshafts for those Justys are not the easiest things in the world to get hold of.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Why are all 309 sellers/buyers such fucktards?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-1992-PEUG ... 891wt_1346

 

J213 JAS

 

Registration number valued at £500

 

NO IT FUCKING ISN'T! AND YOUR CAR IS A LHD AUTO IT IS NOT VALUED AT £750 EITHER!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-309-t ... 3a7a7eacc1

 

Q: Hi. Willing to give you £200 for your motor can collect today. Thanks

 

Why do people do that themselves? Latter doesn't look like a bad car however

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Who orders a bodykit then insists the bonnet is made of plasticine and has been sat on by the ghost of Sir Cyril Smith's arse? This bloke it would appear

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-cors ... 337cbf325a

 

'Speedo does not work as the wire behind the dash board is not connected been told this is a easy fix'

 

I think you need to connect the wire. On the other hand you might just as well spunk thousands of quid making an ordinary car look exactly 1,623 times worse looking but not fix what would be a 15 minute job with a spanner rating in the minus.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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National Vauxhall Spastic day. Please note almost obligatory 'chav in tracksuit' in the background.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VAUXHALL ... 416c48b0af

 

'Sadly the engine is gone on this car'

 

In a new series of 'Can't Think Why' featuring Norris McKnobweasel, we examine the potential reasons for engine failures in stupid cars. Today we look at completely blocking off the cold airflow to the radiator by attaching several yards of Isopon to the leading edge of the bonnet.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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That purple Corsa is not the end of the world IMO. I would not be seen dead in it but I suppose it will appeal to some. The chap is not asking for £6,000 for it (coz i spent £8k on the body kit innit) and its probably priced right compared to other low mileage one owner Corsas. Fair play to him TBF.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Alternatively, it's fuggin' awful and has been 'improved' in much the same way that you can 'improve' a puppy's looks by smashing it in the face with a hammer. Some improvements should not be attempted.

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