eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1980-CON ... 0874883067

 

MOTHER!!!!

[HillmanImp]

That Escort even has that horrible seat belt system that strangles you when you turn the ignition on.

 

GR 2.5 for dogging. There is no way a fat hairy 45yr old dinnerlady could lie there spreadeagled whilst Stan Collymore and Steve McFadden spaffed on the door. She would get tangled up in the belts.

[Volksy]

Instant Bondage.

[Spottedlaurel]

That generation of Laurel (C33) is amazingly good-looking, I’d love one someday. Stuff underneath is similar to Silvia/Skyline of the time, so shouldn’t be too big a problem for parts.

 

The OMGDRIFT people seem to like them, though probably not with a diesel engine.

 

Found one in a Suffolk scrapyard a few years ago, the grille off it is in my garage and that may be the closest I’ll get to owning one for the foreseeable future...

[gtd2000]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-Mitsubis ... 0756634137

 

This looks pretty class

 

this is a very fast car

 

No it isnt, thats a blatant lie.

 

mot has just expired and will have no bother going through it again

 

come on man, you want £2000 for the fuggin thing, spend £40 on a ticket you tightwad bastard

 

40mpg average as well......

 

My old 2 Litre did 28mpg average - I'd not expect much more than that from the 1.6 Litre.

[Spiny Norman]

OMG RATLOOK POLO!!

 

What a cockwhisk.....

 

 

not safe to drive at all

Really, I'd never have guessed from looking at it....

[Spiny Norman]

Skidder with potential, maybe?

 

 

Sadly, a fool has attempted to break into the rear engine bootlid as seen in pics, if only they had just used the boot release just inside the rear passenger door!

Wouldn't you have just loved to see their faces when they saw an engine in the 'boot'?

[willswitchengage]

405 with more turbochargers, MOTs, boots, epic colour schemes and air conditionings than our friend with 57 watchers, and for £105 less:

 

 

EDIT have Fuego Turbo too

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120905204970

 

I had a cheeky bid on this today, a tidy Cavalier L with the 2.0 injection engine. No MOT but a little bit of tax. Went for £600!!! A lot more than I was prepared to pay. I'm sure i've seen this a couple of times before on the bay and its not made that much even with a decent test on it.

 

Maybe we'll see it again in a few days.

[Alexg]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... fresh=true

Time Warp Condition

1999?

[Alexg]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-m ... 19d0a9c9ac

Q: Hi, i am bidding on your car, you say you have it advertised elsewhere, where is it advertised and for how much? Paul

A: Hello Paul, Its has a for sale sign in the window for £2500. As you seem like a serious bidder please try to come and have a look before auction ends. Cheers, John

Time left: 4d 00h (13 May, 201221:05:37 BST)

Current bid: £2,300.00 [ 4 bids ]

[Ross_K]

OMG RATLOOK POLO!!

 

What a cockwhisk.....

 

 

not safe to drive at all

Really, I'd never have guessed from looking at it....

 

What a cockmonger. Let me see how many cliches we have here:

[x] Fake rust

[x] General Lee door

[x] Stickerbomb

[x] A fucking roof rack!

[x] Yellow headlights

[x] Iron cross

 

It's official. VW are the Apple of the automotive world.

[Alexg]

Is it me, or is this good value?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-FORD-SIE ... 460389f6ba

£1,695.00 Buy it now

[cort16]

It's SOOPA low mileage day on Shitley and Sons number 19th best car lot in Turdshire.

 

Check out this handsome bastard*

£375 quid and 22,000 gen u win miles

 

 

What's the chances of there being some 5inch wood screws holding the light in under that silicon seal?

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201219469209172

 

Now this looks properly tidy. 29k Subaru Justy for 995 pound groats.

 

NOT COLINMCRAEDUMPVALVETURBOTIMER555DONKEYSCOCKPUFFERJACKET

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201213459607598

 

22k Honda Civic Auto for 995 quid.

A Few Dents that need sorting out, one on the O/S/F Wing where the guy hit it whilst putting it in his garage.

 

At least he didn't pop rivet a bit of old wheel barrow over it as has been seen previously on this thread.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-G-Honda-Civic-1-4-auto-GL-Red-Automatic-4-Door-RARE-COLLECTORS-ITEM-/150809862281?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item231cf7e089

[Ross_K]

Now this looks properly tidy. 29k Subaru Justy for 995 pound groats.

 

NOT COLINMCRAEDUMPVALVETURBOTIMER555DONKEYSCOCKPUFFERJACKET

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201213459607598

 

Wow, they badge-engineered the fuck out of those didn't they?

Suzuki Swift/Cultus

Subaru Justy

Geo Metro - as driven by Ned Flanders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSW65aRaHs

Chevrolet Sprint

Holden Barina

 

Never seen the AWD Subaru version before though...

[cort16]

Wow, they badge-engineered the fuck out of those didn't they?

Suzuki Swift/Cultus

Subaru Justy

Geo Metro - as driven by Ned Flanders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSW65aRaHs

Chevrolet Sprint

Holden Barina

 

Never seen the AWD Subaru version before though...

 

Aye it must be because it's such a handsome bastard.

Maybe not.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/car-for-sale/101668840

 

 

This looks like it could brought back to tidyness without too much effort.

[Alexg]

HOLY SHIT - Povo spec brilliance!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-Austin-M ... 460389b612

[willswitchengage]

Wow, they badge-engineered the fuck out of those didn't they?

Suzuki Swift/Cultus

Subaru Justy

Geo Metro - as driven by Ned Flanders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSW65aRaHs

Chevrolet Sprint

Holden Barina

 

Never seen the AWD Subaru version before though...

 

Lolz, even Wikipedia is confused that amount of cross-development:

 

Some say it was designed at GM's Technical Center in Warren, Michigan, USA,[citation needed] and GM did designate it the GM M platform. The chassis, engines, and drivetrains were developed by Suzuki

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-FORD-GRA ... 0878247083

 

This looks like a lovely old thing, needs an exhaust for the test apparently, £500 or offers..... Nnnnnggghhhhh!

[cobblers]

CLEOPATRA COMIN' ATCHYA! That Granada has got it all. Trims, plates, strange donkey dick exhaust, you name it!

[warren t claim]

The seller of this "Mini Metro" lives on Rocky Lane in Liverpool and is too SHIT SCARED to leave his house to take a photo of it.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /102011768

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-FORD-FIE ... d=ViewItem

 

'WHICH ONCE WAS A VERY BORING CAR'

 

 

And now looks like a once boring car that's been ruined by a fucking idiot.

[retrogeezer]

Lose the daft bonnet and it doesn't look too bad..

[Alexg]

A badboy bonnet and F50 bonnet vent, is it 1999?

[dollywobbler]

That Granada oddly seems to have turned into Spongebob Squarepants...

[willswitchengage]

 

here is my corsa c 2001 sxi/sri down as 1.2 got 1.8 sri conversion

 

Your insurance company and the Police will love you. When you inevitably crash into somebody's BMW in Lidl car park, though, your bank manager will not.

 

tinted windows all round rear are limo front are 50%

 

The MOT man will enjoy being paid to replace your front windows.

 

sun strip angel eyes with 8000k hids (...) smoked indicators and rear lights

 

Improve your chances of meeting the insurance company by blinding oncomers and remaining invisible to those behind.

 

no test drives unless cash in my hand and you have insurance!

 

No test drives, then.

[ashmicro]

I have reported that Corsa to a mate of mine who is a manager at Abbey Insurance. They'll put it on some sort of ABI database I'm told.

[Rocket88]

 

here is my corsa c 2001 sxi/sri down as 1.2 got 1.8 sri conversion

 

Your insurance company and the Police will love you. When you inevitably crash into somebody's BMW in Lidl car park, though, your bank manager will not.

 

tinted windows all round rear are limo front are 50%

 

The MOT man will enjoy being paid to replace your front windows.

 

sun strip angel eyes with 8000k hids (...) smoked indicators and rear lights

 

Improve your chances of meeting the insurance company by blinding oncomers and remaining invisible to those behind.

 

no test drives unless cash in my hand and you have insurance!

 

No test drives, then.

 

He also seems to have a GCHQ listening post mounted on his roof...............

[SambaS]

Talbot Sunbeam LS:

 

I'd love to see one of these bought, fixed and kept standard, they all seem to end up Lotus replicas, or Ti's or otherwise modded.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/talbot-sumbeam-1-3-LS-1981-x-reg-restoration-spares-repair-/130692486685?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e6de1161d

 

[cobblers]

 

here is my corsa c 2001 sxi/sri down as 1.2 got 1.8 sri conversion

 

When I sold my old 106 with a Saxo VTS engine in 9/10 questions were "WOT IZ IT ON LOGBOOK M8? WOT'S YA BEST PRICE?"

 

It was still a 1.4 on the logbook cos I couldn't be arsed jumping through the DVLA hoops to change it (although insured 100% legit) but I told them all it was down as a 2.0 Turbo cos I couldn't be arsed dealing with rigger boot wearing chancers.

 

In the end it did go to a rigger boot wearing chancer who completely fucked it up within about 10 days but at least he was polite. Turns out he was just not bright enough to realise you could even change the logbook over.