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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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It's SOOPA low mileage day on Shitley and Sons number 19th best car lot in Turdshire.

 

Check out this handsome bastard*

£375 quid and 22,000 gen u win miles

 

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What's the chances of there being some 5inch wood screws holding the light in under that silicon seal?

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201219469209172

 

Now this looks properly tidy. 29k Subaru Justy for 995 pound groats.

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201213459607598

 

22k Honda Civic Auto for 995 quid.

A Few Dents that need sorting out, one on the O/S/F Wing where the guy hit it whilst putting it in his garage.

 

At least he didn't pop rivet a bit of old wheel barrow over it as has been seen previously on this thread.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-G-Honda-Civic-1-4-auto-GL-Red-Automatic-4-Door-RARE-COLLECTORS-ITEM-/150809862281?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item231cf7e089

Ross_K Rank: Citroen Ami

Ross_K

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Now this looks properly tidy. 29k Subaru Justy for 995 pound groats.

 

NOT COLINMCRAEDUMPVALVETURBOTIMER555DONKEYSCOCKPUFFERJACKET

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201213459607598

 

Wow, they badge-engineered the fuck out of those didn't they?

Suzuki Swift/Cultus

Subaru Justy

Geo Metro - as driven by Ned Flanders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSW65aRaHs :lol:

Chevrolet Sprint

Holden Barina

 

Never seen the AWD Subaru version before though...

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Wow, they badge-engineered the fuck out of those didn't they?

Suzuki Swift/Cultus

Subaru Justy

Geo Metro - as driven by Ned Flanders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSW65aRaHs :lol:

Chevrolet Sprint

Holden Barina

 

Never seen the AWD Subaru version before though...

 

Aye it must be because it's such a handsome bastard.

Maybe not.

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/car-for-sale/101668840

 

 

This looks like it could brought back to tidyness without too much effort.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Wow, they badge-engineered the fuck out of those didn't they?

Suzuki Swift/Cultus

Subaru Justy

Geo Metro - as driven by Ned Flanders http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPSW65aRaHs :lol:

Chevrolet Sprint

Holden Barina

 

Never seen the AWD Subaru version before though...

 

Lolz, even Wikipedia is confused that amount of cross-development:

 

Some say it was designed at GM's Technical Center in Warren, Michigan, USA,[citation needed] and GM did designate it the GM M platform. The chassis, engines, and drivetrains were developed by Suzuki
cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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CLEOPATRA COMIN' ATCHYA! That Granada has got it all. Trims, plates, strange donkey dick exhaust, you name it!

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Lose the daft bonnet and it doesn't look too bad..

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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here is my corsa c 2001 sxi/sri down as 1.2 got 1.8 sri conversion

 

Your insurance company and the Police will love you. When you inevitably crash into somebody's BMW in Lidl car park, though, your bank manager will not.

 

tinted windows all round rear are limo front are 50%

 

The MOT man will enjoy being paid to replace your front windows.

 

sun strip angel eyes with 8000k hids (...) smoked indicators and rear lights

 

Improve your chances of meeting the insurance company by blinding oncomers and remaining invisible to those behind.

 

no test drives unless cash in my hand and you have insurance!

 

No test drives, then.

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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I have reported that Corsa to a mate of mine who is a manager at Abbey Insurance. They'll put it on some sort of ABI database I'm told.

Rocket88 Rank: Lancia Gamma

Rocket88

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here is my corsa c 2001 sxi/sri down as 1.2 got 1.8 sri conversion

 

Your insurance company and the Police will love you. When you inevitably crash into somebody's BMW in Lidl car park, though, your bank manager will not.

 

tinted windows all round rear are limo front are 50%

 

The MOT man will enjoy being paid to replace your front windows.

 

sun strip angel eyes with 8000k hids (...) smoked indicators and rear lights

 

Improve your chances of meeting the insurance company by blinding oncomers and remaining invisible to those behind.

 

no test drives unless cash in my hand and you have insurance!

 

No test drives, then.

 

He also seems to have a GCHQ listening post mounted on his roof...............

cobblers Rank: Isuzu Florian

cobblers

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here is my corsa c 2001 sxi/sri down as 1.2 got 1.8 sri conversion

 

When I sold my old 106 with a Saxo VTS engine in 9/10 questions were "WOT IZ IT ON LOGBOOK M8? WOT'S YA BEST PRICE?"

 

It was still a 1.4 on the logbook cos I couldn't be arsed jumping through the DVLA hoops to change it (although insured 100% legit) but I told them all it was down as a 2.0 Turbo cos I couldn't be arsed dealing with rigger boot wearing chancers.

 

In the end it did go to a rigger boot wearing chancer who completely fucked it up within about 10 days but at least he was polite. Turns out he was just not bright enough to realise you could even change the logbook over.

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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It's maybe easier here in NI, as when I changed the engine in my Crappy from the stock 2.8i to the 2.9 24v Cossie BOA all I had to do was get an Engineer's Report (read: headed paper from a mechanic with the new engine number on it), wee quick note to DVLNI plus 7 quid and a new logbook was forthcoming. Although fuck knows what kind of a balls Swansea would have made of it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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People love that kind of thing. As one example a Vespa or Lambretta 200 that's registered as a 125 is usually worth more than a 200 registered as a 200, obv this is down to people wanting extra speed without passing their test.

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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What a bonny wee car! :P:P:P

 

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Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Not quite as cute, but I still would. 8)

 

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Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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I like those Hyundai's they kinda look like an Americanised Mondeo. Probably more reliable than one too..

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Incredible. I have no idea why it has NACA ducts in the rear wings though.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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apart from the rear lights and the colour I really like that :oops: The side view makes it look like one of those mental Turbot Acclaims everyone on here gets wet over.

I think that's the first B11 Sunny I've ever seen modded, too. Fair play to him I say.

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Re the logbook/insurance matters on conversions.... back in the day I used to post a few bits and bobs on Barryboys.

Snapping a local Hyundai with all sorts of shit glued to it, mismatched wheels etc etc - thought nothing of it until the owner posted something quite threatening on there, FAO me, with a scan of a letter he'd got from the insurance company. In this letter, the insurance company were less than enthusiastic about the pictures of his undeclared mods, and requested a fair chunk of money from him :D

 

So insurance companies quite regularly pick up on stuff posted to the web. I'm sure paying someone £16k a year to cruise ebay/pistonheads/autotrader looking for "still a 1.2 on logbook" pays for itself in a matter of weeks in increased premiums.

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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Incredible. I have no idea why it has NACA ducts in the rear wings though.

 

To dry out the water that always rots the rear turrets on these? :D

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