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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Diseasel Tipo - must be a pretty rare beast now?  It's for charidee too.

 

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the judge Rank: Citroen Ami

the judge

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just a few weeks ago this was £200 in the back of Classic Car Buyer in the under £1000 section....................

Hehehe! Love it when someone is busted!!!

GrumpyCat Rank: BL Wedge

GrumpyCat

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Oh,and "street bitch?". Cunt. Fin.

 

Still a 1.2 on the log book too  :mad:

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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What the actual fuck? I mean? Fuck a duck - I worked with drug users for years but never in all my time dealing with people ripped off their tits on speedballs or crystal meth have I ever encountered something so fucking... I mean come ON.. What?? What?

Fuck.

Im off to wash my eyeballs in bleach.

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Diseasel Tipo - must be a pretty rare beast now?  It's for charidee too.

 

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You forgot the most important feature Wuvs ....

 

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It's got a digi-dash ffs ....

 

£330 just over 1hr to go, much want, but cannot buy :(

 

/note to self, must buy big barn asap.

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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Wow that Tipo is a work of art. The specification looks quite posh, is it a turbo diesel?

 

Registration J708JNV Make FIAT Model TIPO Description DGT TURBO DIESEL

 

Edit: answered my own question

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Wow that Tipo is a work of art. The specification looks quite posh, is it a turbo diesel?

 

Yes .... I may have to have a bid on it.

If I win, does anyone want a cheap Aerodeck/Merc estate this weekend?

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Child Safe Guarding

The motor trade has good and bad.  I have conducted in-depth research on this topic and in the highly unlike scenario that a buyer decide to take revenge I would like to keep my children out of it.   So to protect them I will not meet potential buyers or viewings at my home.  I will happily agree to meet at say, local super market etc.  I hope you understand this request as sadly, not everyone is as kind as we are.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131524866641?clk_rvr_id=838748282646&afsrc=1&rmvSB=true

Disco Fever Rank: Austin Maxi

Disco Fever

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^^^^ What an odd statement - never seen anything quite like that. A page full of how super it is and then that; "scenario that a buyer decide to take revenge" bit. If the car's as great as all that, I would have thought the buyer would want the address to send everyone presents. In fairness, the car looks nice.

Louise2cv Rank: Renault 16

Louise2cv

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You should go on parenting forums:

 

"I saw a man holding a phone in his hand in the park. It probably had a camera built in.... Isn't there anywhere safe from paedos?"

 

Etc etc.

 

Urgh.

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Disco Fever Rank: Austin Maxi

Disco Fever

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God help us. I've got two youngsters and deliberately have never gone anywhere near the mumsnet (and such) brigade. It must be horrible to be so constantly paranoid and afraid.

strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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^^^^ What an odd statement - never seen anything quite like that. A page full of how super it is and then that; "scenario that a buyer decide to take revenge" bit. If the car's as great as all that, I would have thought the buyer would want the address to send everyone presents. In fairness, the car looks nice.

 

My guess is he's probably trying to cover up that it's not his name or address on the V5c. Whatever it is, that condition would be enough to put me off someone's auction.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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All those "How to buy a used car" type articles advise never to meet in a car park and always to meet at the vendor's address.  What a nob.

skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Alfa 145 over on the blue, £500 and it looks gorgeous ... Another car based on the Tipo platform, so it should handle well too

 

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The seller reckons the seats gave him back ache - I have 145 seats in my 155 and I find them really comfortable and supportive.

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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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I was 9 when the Renault 9 was launched.

Dad had a 12 and I was a renner fan but I thought the 9 was the dullest Boringest Grey porridge non design I had ever seen.

In the passing 33 years I have changed my mind on many things.

Not R9s though.

scdan4 Rank: Citroen Ami

scdan4

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Alfa 145 over on the blue, £500 and it looks gorgeous ... Another car based on the Tipo platform, so it should handle well too

 

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The seller reckons the seats gave him back ache - I have 145 seats in my 155 and I find them really comfortable and supportive.

 

 

Alfa seats have to be about the most bastard uncomfortable seats I've ever sat on. 

scdan4 Rank: Citroen Ami

scdan4

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What the actual fuck? I mean? Fuck a duck - I worked with drug users for years but never in all my time dealing with people ripped off their tits on speedballs or crystal meth have I ever encountered something so fucking... I mean come ON.. What?? What?

Fuck.

Im off to wash my eyeballs in bleach.

 

It looks like a crashed metrocab.

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