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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This looks cheap at £350 opening gambit with a full MOT. The number plate seems familiar...

 

It's a former autoshiters car, it ended up on ebay after Aled sold it on with a shiny colour of paint, a friend of mine bought it and found that it was fucked and it never ran properly, This wasn't Aled but the bloke who bought it afterwards had bodged it up to sell on for $$$, then Dom bought it of my mate for use for a bit.

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/5194-toyota-calica-2000st-work-started/

 

He bought it along to one of our car meets in the summer.

 

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oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

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✆WRONG MODEL VAN

✆WRONG FONT FOR SIGN

✆CATASTOPHICALLY SHIT "DIRT" DISTRIBUTION

 

 

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That's where it stops in the ad too. 

 

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That,s some shultz tidemark. Shell must be rotten.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Thanks, Wuvvum. I did a bit of a Google and it looks like the vans had the same unit too, so I expect there's a little more hope in finding one of those.

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Bamboocarman Rank: Austin Maxi

Bamboocarman

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Looks like a nice little project

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/371229435645

 

More hatchback + big spotlight combo giving me trouser fit issues. 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131395738476

Ford = ' . . .1960 escort 300e  in excellent condition . . . '

 

Clearly excellent; F F S !

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tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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 Has a Ruston Engine which is probably worth 3k.

 

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*Fibreglass cars not included

 

.... probably the Ruston everwhere else might put me off... 

 

Is the cash/hassle equation straightforward here >> would you shift a £3k engine straight over the dock wall & sink the hulk...????

 

 

TS

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coalnotdole Rank: Citroen Ami

coalnotdole

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.... probably the Ruston everwhere else might put me off... 

 

Is the cash/hassle equation straightforward here >> would you shift a £3k engine straight over the dock wall & sink the hulk...????

 

 

TS

 

Shift the £3k engine onto the dock, weigh in £2k of copper, bronze shafting and rudder then shift the hulk on Ebay for £5k as a houseboat project. Simples.

 

Or spend 10 years and 150k restoring it.

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andy18s Rank: Lancia Gamma

andy18s

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20 hrs · Edited ·

Rover 214 sei green over gray Ltd edition!!! 45000 miles from new. tidy car for its age a few dinks and abit of rust around wheel arch, all in pictures. half leather interior, electric windows, central locking ,not working on drivers side need to use the key. alarm and immobilizer part service history. original owners guide.MOT till 02/04/15. had a new clutch 4 months ago. runs and drives fine £495

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Check out the quality of finish on this thing. I bet the lads at bentley would be shiteing themselves if they clocked it.

 

 

 

Now fitted with a new V8 engine it has a 3.7l Audi V8 with twin (huge) T2/3 hybrid turbos and external waste gates.

 

This has an episode of casualty written all over it.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Twin-turbo-Audi-V8-Zonda-inspired-replica-/201257584549?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2edbe307a5

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doobietoo Rank: Renault 16

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20 hrs · Edited ·

Rover 214 sei green over gray Ltd edition!!! 45000 miles from new. tidy car for its age a few dinks and abit of rust around wheel arch, all in pictures. half leather interior, electric windows, central locking ,not working on drivers side need to use the key. alarm and immobilizer part service history. original owners guide.MOT till 02/04/15. had a new clutch 4 months ago. runs and drives fine £495

 

 

 

Thats right ...post exactly the car i really wanted less than 24 hours after i bought something else  :-(

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Want to look like a massive winner? You need this Kia Magentis

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-KIA-MAGENTIS-LE-BLACK-/291345443308

 

 

my car is in very good condition, its had body art done on it as you can see in the pics

 

The above is prpbably the most informative picture of the three. Verdict: SHIT THICK

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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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^^^

Horrific.

Seller says:

 

 

 

HERE I AM SELLING MY CAR

DUE TO HAVING BIGGERCAS AS THIS ONE TO SMALL

ITS IN GOOD CONDITION 

HAS 11 MONTHS M-O-T

CASH ON COLLECTION 

ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK 

 

So, because Im on nights and the hours are long I thought I would ask "Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?"

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Want to look like a massive winner? You need this Kia Magentis

 

[picture of terribleness]

 

Either you've spelt wanker incorrectly or you meant to capitalise as in Michael Winner.

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pompei Rank: Renault 16

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Fuggin'ell, £10 grand for that kit car, sorry, this is not a kit car.   

 

Top tip to the seller  -  get the screen in and the wipers working, get the SVA man to do his thing and then tell me that its theoretical 0-60 time can be achieved without it falling to bits.

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stephen01 Rank: Renault 16

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Check out the quality of finish on this thing. I bet the lads at bentley would be shiteing themselves if they clocked it.

 

 

This has an episode of casualty written all over it.

 

DSC_8560.jpg

 

$_57.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Twin-turbo-Audi-V8-Zonda-inspired-replica-/201257584549?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2edbe307a5

 

 

Now I can really appreciate the work that's gone into this but I reckon it needs another 10k spending on a proper paint job and interior. this could be truly something special if you're into that type of thing. 

 

or paint it beige with a velour interior and have somethin  special

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