eBay tat volume 3.

[richardthestag]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-LADA-NIV ... 2c61361f80

 

This Niva has been up for sale for ages, probably because it's at least 1000 quid overpriced.

 

That bloke always seems to have range rovers with hgf issues, he doesn't have a high turnover of stock. Right next to great missenden station in chilternshite.

[skattrd]

Mazda Carol turbo ... a proper kei, and likely the only one in the country

Engine should be the same as the Suzuki alto works & cappo, so modification/spares shouldn't be too difficult ... No tax/mot and hgf ... its been unused for years.

 

 

Apologies for small pic, but the other option was huge.

[messerschmitt owner]

Billy

It's Patrick Rugg who's selling all the rammel. Often expensive but has some great care for sale due to knoWing all the old duffers with low mileage citroens. He has 20 or so cx tucked away and many are low mileage beauties.

[Cavcraft]

He's got some mega quality shite there, Campbell.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/KAWASAKI-AR50 ... 27cad956d0

 

'One's a wheezy, tarted up, smokey old clunker, the other is a sports moped'

[Cavcraft]

This one of your old motors, Wuvvum? Looks familiar but can't think why.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2200sc- ... 2a22985334

 

 

That's it from me for half an hour or so. I'm going to find a away to dis-include Minis from eBay's classic car search. Sick to the bastarding back teeth of being faced with hundreds of pissed about with/modified old snotters being advertised for thousands of quid.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maestr ... 35bfa7bbd2

 

Can't be many B plate Maestro vans left.

[retrogeezer]

got the hots for that AR50......very cool.

[Cavcraft]

Damn you Mike, that van is kwal and I might have the money by the time the listing has ended. Funny how he's a diesel expert and it's got a pez engine though.

[wuvvum]

This is fugging ace. Be quick though.

 

[ashmicro]

I think 85 was too early for a diesel Maestro.

 

BTW, AR50s are shit. At least mine was, like all the Kwaks I had. The only one that never broke down was the one I bought in bits, and gave away.

[wuvvum]

This one of your old motors, Wuvvum? Looks familiar but can't think why.

Nope. It's got a Norwich plate though, and it's the same colour as my current P6.

[Cavcraft]

For unreliability you want an RD series Yam, Andy. Had a few and everyone was a hopelessly unreliable, thrashed about pile of crap.

Wuv: Soz, must have been thinking of your current one.

 

Something quite nice about these.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta1- ... 4abbd23c0a

[Cavcraft]

How do you qualify what a hot rod is? Seeingly some satin balcka dn red paint and Bob's your uncle.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Zephyr-M ... 27cad714a5

 

'£5,995. its only going to go up in value'

 

Just not for bloody years I'd think. To be fair it looks pretty cool, but you'd have to worry about what lurks under that crap paint job.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

This looks awesome, been on a few times already, now its only £300 bIN!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E30-320i- ... 1054795381

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-monteg ... 0978408119

 

LOOK AT THAT!!!! Remember when every car park was full of these things, rear arches fizzing away like a mutha. THIS LOOKS GREAT. I am LITERALLY GETTING OFF on those trims and 2-tone paint!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-scamp-ki ... 0895677044

 

EURO NCAP 5 STAR PEDESTRIAN SAFETY

[wuvvum]

BTW, AR50s are shit. At least mine was, like all the Kwaks I had. The only one that never broke down was the one I bought in bits, and gave away.

I had an AR125 for a while when I were a lad - never had any problems with it, and I wasn't gentle with it. Replaced it with a Z250 Scorpion, which was a PITA, and was actually no quicker than the AR even when it was running OK. Was better on fuel though.

[Ian Nexus]

My first bike was a ZR50SL

was replaced with a Honda CB250K4 then a 1971 Hillman Hunter 1725 GL

[HillmanImp]

Now, I wonder if he would like a swap with a Lancia Fulvia?

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C321938

 

Has got to be a bargain at £5k no matter how shit it is?

[HillmanImp]

I is looking at grandeur shizzle this morning:

 

One of only 2 conversions apparently. Probably because you are getting something classy and making it look common. A bit like dressing Natalie Portman up as Cheryl Cole.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C325472

 

The rear is worse:

 

Its not that bad in its own right but why mess with something so nice to begin with?

[Guest]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/skoda-favorit-13-pickup/108620750?utm_source=buyer&utm_medium=network&utm_term=banner&utm_content=criteo-national&utm_campaign=criteo

 

 

This looks alright for 300

[Guest]

Oltcit 11RL only 848 eurocoins

 

http://otomoto.pl/oltcit-club-11rl-jedyny-taki-C24996222.html

 

[Cavcraft]

ALMOST MOCCASIN TRAILER SALES LTD

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mark-3-ford-z ... 416a9c8f6a

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-j ... 3f1c252298

 

Looks right up our street, and they are ace little cars but a defo candidate for 'Shit description of the week' contender.

[Cavcraft]

P40 P38 V8 GHIA GXL CPT WTF M8

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-FORD-COR ... 25752efefd

 

'THERE IS ALSO BAD THINGS...'

 

Sadly that list doesn't include fifteen miles of insulation tape in the engine bay.

[Pillock]

Samco hoses, innit....

[Cavcraft]

 

PROPER IRON

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-CITROEN- ... 4abbd58b2e

 

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[Cavcraft]

You ever been in a cockpit before? You ever…seen a grown man naked? Do you…like movies about gladiators?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ALFA-ROMEO-SP ... 4d04ad2a7e

 

'Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes'

[Cavcraft]

Bargain coupe alert: 12 months MOT, taxed, £295!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-ROVER-82 ... 3f1c25c5df

 

Not immaculate and seller demands (immediate bank transfer) will put some off, but that looks like a lot of car for the dosh.

[Spiny Norman]

Since we're on page 300, have a freshly squeezed Nissan..

 

 

...and a very green Mercedes. The old G class is one of the few off roaders I'd fancy.