Conrad D. Conelrad Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 I have wanted a 1007 ever since seeing one for sale with the minor fault of the door being stuck in the open position. You can drive them with the doors open, and who wouldn't be drawn to a bit of 21st century Bedford CA action? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 tour bus for a band I've had this open in a background tab for a couple of hours trying to think of a pun combining a band's name with 'bird shit covered van' but I just can't come up with anything except Bird Shit Covered Van Halen and Van With Bird Shit On It Morrison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 Butchered BMW.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 What a cock this guy is. I won't kick his C5 outta bed though. Nice V6 Mark one Mondy. More of these need saving. Shame it's not got it's original wheels That C5 seller is a complete and utter twat. I bet the one bid on his car is from 'Kysaksmum' who seems to have bought just about everything else he's sold. Also if hhe won't take less than £500 for it why doesn't he just put a f*cking reserve of that on it?'Want a smaller car' 'Will swap for van or 4x4' Also those V6 Mk1 Mondeos are hopeless in my experience. Slow, thirsty, oil burning and with self destructing cams, like a sort of more modern equivelant of the 1.6 Pinto, only less refined, more rattly and are going to use more oil. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-polo-class ... 27cacee091 'ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT LITTLE FIRST CAR. HE BOUGHT IT IN JANUARY FOR 600 QUID,HE THEN SPENT THE SAME AMMOUNT ON IT TO ENSURE ITS SAFETY AND ROADWORTHYNESS. i AM A VOLKSWAGEN MECHANIC. IT HAS A TINY BLOW ON EXHAUST FRONT PIPE,A BIT OF PLAY IN THE BOTTOM STEERING COLUMN JOINT,MAY NEED TWO FRONT TYRES SOON.' So to sum up it's a 'brilliant' car, you're a VW mechanic, it's had £600 to make it safe and rowadworthy, you're a VW mechanic, it has problems with exhaust, tyres and the steering column and you're a VW mechanic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 What a cock this guy is. I won't kick his C5 outta bed though. They're not that great. If I was going to fork out £270 for a year's road tax I'd drive something interesting. And yes, the seller's a fuckwit. His satnav's showing he's in Boston, so he's probably the kind of person that points at airplanes as they fly past... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 I’m off to have a look at this tonight with the A-frame in the boot! Went to see this tonight, I liked it and was up for buying it but the ASSRAMMER selling it did not answer his mobile when i got there so there was no-one to do a deal with! What a waste of a fuggin evening, drove to Bedford for nowt. Its a pretty tidy FSO, needs some minor welding on the back ends of the sills but otherwise very smart, oh aye it has what look like brand new STOMILS on the back! Sorry you got messed around bol, are you going back? The 125 I aquired still had the original stomils on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 LPG'd XJ8 for £695. Seems a bit cheap too me. 2290 TO SUPPLY AND FIT LPG CONVERSION 1 YEAR AGO INCLUDES RECIEPT AND CERTIFICATE , TOP OF THE RANGE MODEL Then why are you selling the whole car for £695 quid then? http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jaguar-xj8-xreg-4litre-v8-auto-with-lpg-conversion/110525019 What do you loose when you fall off you bike and land bum first on gravel? Erskine, which is also were this Metro is located.Only 10k on it, but seems to have some prodigious rot. Only £275 though.http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/14-rover-metro/110529627 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R9UKE Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Cavette you've shat nicely all over my Mondeo V6 dream The C5 V6 ain't bad. I've had three. Big wafty things but they don't like going fast, there's a world between it and the Laguna V6 performance wise. Few things have done the Midlands to Stranraer trip with such ease though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshirelad Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 How come, when i am skint , and dont really have room, all i can see is wonderfull shitey motors some quite close to me, and most less than 500 quid. Tax and tested too! Tis not fair it really isnt. Think i am gonna build me own bank and multi storey car park oo the back door. Might have to demolish next doors hoose but that a minor inconvience i can live with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 That FSO is showing as no lon ger for sle. Maybe the turnip gobblet had a better offer? Pretty gutting to get blown out like that anyw x. GOD I HATE SMARTPHPNES""! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Mk2 Golf GTI 16V CURRENTLY OWNED BY TV'S VICKI BUTLER-HENDERSON http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Golf-GTI- ... 2321ce16a8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 POV spec Orionhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-ORI ... 4abac98dcc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Van With Bird Shit On It Morrison. Just reminded me of this: I was in my car the other day when I looked in my rear view mirror and saw that Van Morrison was driving behind me. Then I remembered everything is reversed in mirrors and that it was actually a Morrisons Van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 NFI=Not F*cking Interested (in seeing pictures of it again) Dur. Thought you meant No F*cking Idea. I'll get me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 tour bus for a band I've had this open in a background tab for a couple of hours trying to think of a pun combining a band's name with 'bird shit covered van' but I just can't come up with anything except Bird Shit Covered Van Halen and Van With Bird Shit On It Morrison. As used by A Flock of Seagulls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross_K Posted September 6, 2012 Author Share Posted September 6, 2012 Fuckity fuck fuck. Can't be many of these knocking around in gimpy povvo spec...http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3796613 On the other hand, you could have the cooking version with leather and stuff for a little morehttp://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3656677 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 That FSO is showing as no lon ger for sle. Maybe the turnip gobblet had a better offer? Pretty gutting to get blown out like that anyw x. GOD I HATE SMARTPHPNES""! It's been relisted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holbeck Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MIDDLEBRIDGE-SCIMITAR-/130761565693?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e71ff25fd 10K for a scimitar, (the last one - maybe) with 17 miles on the clock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-TRIUMPH- ... 3a796e2a6b Not perfect but can't fault the seller for 'Bought as a donor for another Acclaim but decided I cannot break this one up with its history.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-MG-ME ... 3f1c122d23 I don't think parking it a hedge is going to help it but it does look a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Not a fan of these 'modern' Escorts at all but I bet this'd be a pretty good OSF investment if you sat on it for a few years. Also during that time you could get introduce some Nitromors to the interior and un-twatterise the dashboard. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK6-Escort-RS ... 1e7209fcbc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WOLSELEY-1500 ... 4abbbda624 Aside from the colour it's not that bad (imho) and are they Cortina Mk3/4 clocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Ah, here's a nice moggy project. However Not sure what to think about that.http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/classic-car-for-sale/110569188 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Is removing all rear headroom the new stretched tyres? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 For the perfect shite family getaway http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-CITROEN- ... 356wt_1186 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 For the perfect shite family getawayhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-CITROEN- ... 356wt_1186 I FUCKING LOVE THAT! Is on the watch list * *Please let it go for shit loads, I have no money or space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrett Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Is removing all rear headroom the new stretched tyres? People have been Coupe-ing (pronounced 'koop' please) Minors since the '70s, in fact I think 90% of Minors that got modded between about 1985-1990 got the treatment. It can - and usually does - look great, that one looks stupid because he's kept the standard roof height... It needs a good few inches chopping out and it'll look fantastic. And obviously a serious suspension drop, some lake pipes, maybe some Moon Discs... in grey primer.... yumz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Roof chopped Minors used to look ace, remember seeing loads about back in the day and being impressed with them. Would just like to add 'Frenched in' round rear lights to that list, Barrett. Now, talking of 'customising' check out this ARSE FONDLER http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lightly-Custo ... 1e71e61a06 'I believe this is the best looking PT Cruiser in the country' Here's one of the best looking PT Cruisers in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexg Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Nice Clubman Estate... ...not sure about the wooden dashboard though http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MINI-C ... _500wt_969 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 Nice clubman estate there. I will be praying tonight that it survives like that and doesn't get fucked about with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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