eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

 

I’m off to have a look at this tonight with the A-frame in the boot!

 

Went to see this tonight, I liked it and was up for buying it but the ASSRAMMER selling it did not answer his mobile when i got there so there was no-one to do a deal with! What a waste of a fuggin evening, drove to Bedford for nowt. Its a pretty tidy FSO, needs some minor welding on the back ends of the sills but otherwise very smart, oh aye it has what look like brand new STOMILS on the back!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

originally an ambulance

 

I'm gonna need two pints of silver top AB negative, stat!

[cort16]

Swish

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jaguar-xj8/110497932

 

Pish

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mgf-18-vvci-mot-expired-still-taxeddrives-great-spares-repairs-first-450-ono-may-break-or-swap/110475554

[M'coli]

 

And I'll raise you...

 

£350, "recent MOT" oh and it's a diesel

 

Seller sounds a bit of a cockend though, flogging the tax and a new lockset as extras...

Aye, and flogging 5 months tax for £100 - profiteering, I'd say.

[cort16]

I drove one of these 4x4 Turbo Octavia's when they first came out and though it was pretty great. It was well fancy at the time and it seems nuts you can get one for under a grand now.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/skoda-octavia-18-4x4-turbo/110467640

 

£1195 seems cheap for the this 407. I always liked the boot button in the 0 of the 407. I've seen a few of a similiar vintage in the scrappies so I guess they're a potential time bomb?

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2004-peugeot-407-se-hdi-1095-ono/110519005

[ashmicro]

The trade seems to be of the opinion that 407s are shit. In my (limited) experience of them, I'd agree.

[Guest]

 

I’m off to have a look at this tonight with the A-frame in the boot!

 

Went to see this tonight, I liked it and was up for buying it but the ASSRAMMER selling it did not answer his mobile when i got there so there was no-one to do a deal with! What a waste of a fuggin evening, drove to Bedford for nowt. Its a pretty tidy FSO, needs some minor welding on the back ends of the sills but otherwise very smart, oh aye it has what look like brand new STOMILS on the back!

 

STOMILS for the 100% side wall treaded win - see my nomination in Quote of The Year. Are they the same '50s tread as they were in the early '90s?

[cort16]

The trade seems to be of the opinion that 407s are shit. In my (limited) experience of them, I'd agree.

 

I suspected as much given how shit modern Peugeots seem to be in general. It did however wind the 2004 European most buttons on a car dashboard award.

 

[Guest]

 

originally an ambulance

 

I'm gonna need two pints of silver top AB negative, stat!

 

Reminded me of a mate who had a tranny recovery and traded as Lightning Recovery. Whenever we phoned he said "Be half hour just got to jump start the truck"

[Spiny Norman]

That Jag's rather lush, NIce to see one for sale in suitable Jaaaaag surroundings, rather than parked outside a flat shorter than it is or surrounded by caravans and Transit pick-ups.

Where were all the nice looking affordable ones when I was after one?

[cort16]

I like that dark purple colour too, it looks pretty classy. I bet it can go a bit too (290bhp according to tinternet) although the gearboxes seem to shit themselves with alarming regularity if all the knackered ones on ebay are anything to go by.

[R9UKE]

What a cock this guy is. I won't kick his C5 outta bed though.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-CITROEN- ... 667wt_1186

 

 

 

I had a 2.0 Auto one of these back in June. Was well impressed at it's shite qualities... had no idea it came with a V6. WANT

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-Sonat ... 500wt_1203

 

 

 

Nice V6 Mark one Mondy. More of these need saved. Shame it's not got it's original wheels

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-2 ... 1059wt_984

 

 

 

Are these accepted as shite yet? They're getting nice and cheap.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-PEUGEOT- ... 500wt_1203

 

[cort16]

Was there ever a more misconceived car than the 1007? Great when you've got hands full of shopping and it's dry but totally shit in all other circumstances.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I have wanted a 1007 ever since seeing one for sale with the minor fault of the door being stuck in the open position. You can drive them with the doors open, and who wouldn't be drawn to a bit of 21st century Bedford CA action?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

tour bus for a band

 

I've had this open in a background tab for a couple of hours trying to think of a pun combining a band's name with 'bird shit covered van' but I just can't come up with anything except Bird Shit Covered Van Halen and Van With Bird Shit On It Morrison.

[Spiny Norman]

Butchered BMW....

 

[Cavcraft]

What a cock this guy is. I won't kick his C5 outta bed though.

 

Nice V6 Mark one Mondy. More of these need saving. Shame it's not got it's original wheels

 

 

That C5 seller is a complete and utter twat. I bet the one bid on his car is from 'Kysaksmum' who seems to have bought just about everything else he's sold. Also if hhe won't take less than £500 for it why doesn't he just put a f*cking reserve of that on it?

'Want a smaller car' 'Will swap for van or 4x4'

 

Also those V6 Mk1 Mondeos are hopeless in my experience. Slow, thirsty, oil burning and with self destructing cams, like a sort of more modern equivelant of the 1.6 Pinto, only less refined, more rattly and are going to use more oil.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-polo-class ... 27cacee091

 

'ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT LITTLE FIRST CAR. HE BOUGHT IT IN JANUARY FOR 600 QUID,HE THEN SPENT THE SAME AMMOUNT ON IT TO ENSURE ITS SAFETY AND ROADWORTHYNESS. i AM A VOLKSWAGEN MECHANIC. IT HAS A TINY BLOW ON EXHAUST FRONT PIPE,A BIT OF PLAY IN THE BOTTOM STEERING COLUMN JOINT,MAY NEED TWO FRONT TYRES SOON.'

 

So to sum up it's a 'brilliant' car, you're a VW mechanic, it's had £600 to make it safe and rowadworthy, you're a VW mechanic, it has problems with exhaust, tyres and the steering column and you're a VW mechanic?

[Ross_K]

What a cock this guy is. I won't kick his C5 outta bed though.

 

 

They're not that great. If I was going to fork out £270 for a year's road tax I'd drive something interesting.

 

And yes, the seller's a fuckwit. His satnav's showing he's in Boston, so he's probably the kind of person that points at airplanes as they fly past...

[Guest]

 

I’m off to have a look at this tonight with the A-frame in the boot!

 

Went to see this tonight, I liked it and was up for buying it but the ASSRAMMER selling it did not answer his mobile when i got there so there was no-one to do a deal with! What a waste of a fuggin evening, drove to Bedford for nowt. Its a pretty tidy FSO, needs some minor welding on the back ends of the sills but otherwise very smart, oh aye it has what look like brand new STOMILS on the back!

 

Sorry you got messed around bol, are you going back? The 125 I aquired still had the original stomils on it.

[cort16]

LPG'd XJ8 for £695. Seems a bit cheap too me.

 

2290 TO SUPPLY AND FIT LPG CONVERSION 1 YEAR AGO INCLUDES RECIEPT AND CERTIFICATE , TOP OF THE RANGE MODEL

 

Then why are you selling the whole car for £695 quid then?

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jaguar-xj8-xreg-4litre-v8-auto-with-lpg-conversion/110525019

 

What do you loose when you fall off you bike and land bum first on gravel? Erskine, which is also were this Metro is located.

Only 10k on it, but seems to have some prodigious rot. Only £275 though.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/14-rover-metro/110529627

[R9UKE]

Cavette you've shat nicely all over my Mondeo V6 dream

 

The C5 V6 ain't bad. I've had three. Big wafty things but they don't like going fast, there's a world between it and the Laguna V6 performance wise. Few things have done the Midlands to Stranraer trip with such ease though!

[ayrshirelad]

How come, when i am skint , and dont really have room, all i can see is wonderfull shitey motors some quite close to me, and most less than 500 quid. Tax and tested too! Tis not fair it really isnt. Think i am gonna build me own bank and multi storey car park oo the back door. Might have to demolish next doors hoose but that a minor inconvience i can live with!

[Lankytim]

That FSO is showing as no lon ger for sle. Maybe the turnip gobblet had a better offer? Pretty gutting to get blown out like that anyw x. GOD I HATE SMARTPHPNES""!

[blackbird]

Mk2 Golf GTI 16V CURRENTLY OWNED BY TV'S VICKI BUTLER-HENDERSON

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-Golf-GTI- ... 2321ce16a8

[blackbird]

POV spec Orion

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-FORD-ORI ... 4abac98dcc

[HillmanImp]

Van With Bird Shit On It Morrison.

 

Just reminded me of this:

 

I was in my car the other day when I looked in my rear view mirror and saw that Van Morrison was driving behind me.

 

Then I remembered everything is reversed in mirrors and that it was actually a Morrisons Van

[worldofceri]

NFI=Not F*cking Interested (in seeing pictures of it again)

 

Dur. Thought you meant No F*cking Idea. I'll get me coat.

[anonymous user]

tour bus for a band

 

I've had this open in a background tab for a couple of hours trying to think of a pun combining a band's name with 'bird shit covered van' but I just can't come up with anything except Bird Shit Covered Van Halen and Van With Bird Shit On It Morrison.

 

As used by A Flock of Seagulls

[Ross_K]

Fuckity fuck fuck. Can't be many of these knocking around in gimpy povvo spec...

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3796613

 

On the other hand, you could have the cooking version with leather and stuff for a little more

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3656677

[Guest]

That FSO is showing as no lon ger for sle. Maybe the turnip gobblet had a better offer? Pretty gutting to get blown out like that anyw x. GOD I HATE SMARTPHPNES""!

 

It's been relisted