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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Who the  hell though "I want make my Crapi look like a Bristol Beaufighter", and why the fuck did they decide to actually attempt to make such a thing exist?

 

For that alone, I can't help but love it. 

 

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How about a Talbot Horizon?

 

Look's in somewhat honest condition, and yes I totally would!

 

Link here to the Ad.

 

That's not the one from Westgate on Sea that Purplebargeken was looking at couple of week's back - is it?

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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I can't stop looking at that Sapporo.  I mean, just look at it.  The colour, the styling.  And don't forget the crap worm-and-peg steering that makes it a rubbish sports car and pure Autoshite gold.

 

I now have my head full of

 

Wanda had a Honda

Priscilla had a Porsche

Stephanie Lee's got a PhD

And drives a Colt of course!

 

(I know at least two people on here remember that ad, because it was a quiz question at Shitefest 2012 and AnthonyG got it right too.)

 

 

Anybody want to buy something out of my signature?

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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That's not the one from Westgate on Sea that Purplebargeken was looking at couple of week's back - is it?

doubt it, it used to live in Northallerton cos i lived around the corner from it!!

 

seems that it is now up in the 'dales in Askrigg, dunno where Westgate on sea is, but its a ways away from there!

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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How can any car with seats like these

 

$_57.JPG

 

be described as a limousine??

Quite easy - those seats are for the servants.

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Quite easy - those seats are for the servants.

 

The servants get to act as crash protection for the people in the proper back seats too!

 

Wouldn't want them going into that bulkhead without any cushioning now, would we?

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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That Fiat thing is wonderful

$_57.JPG

 

Just look at the back, it's like a giant dust-pan

3VOM Rank: Citroen Ami

3VOM

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That Fiat thing is wonderful

$_57.JPG

 

Just look at the back, it's like a giant dust-pan

It's not even a full FIAT thing - that's a Talbot Express with a FIAT diesel engine! (or Citroen C25 or Renault J5? was it?)

RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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I can't stop looking at that Sapporo.

 

 

Anybody want to buy something out of my signature?

I can't help with the latter, sorry, but can help with lookage at the Sapporo as it's local to me.

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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I can't stop looking at that Sapporo.  I mean, just look at it.  

 

 

Anybody want to buy something out of my signature?

Yes, Quite fancy an SD1 but don't have the money you would be willing to sell at!

 

 

*lives up to username*

laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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Usual bollocks about how they would sell it for a lot more if they get it MOT'd but blahblahblah...

 

 

 

sorry once sold and driven away 
you can not bring it back , just because its to fast or sport-ie 
for you to handle .

 

Or fucked.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-FORD-PUMA-SILVER-59000-miles-very-smart-all-round-del-or-coll-c-add-/152083702015?hash=item2368e520ff:g:uoIAAOSwt7pXL5GS

Urko Rank: Renault 16

Urko

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Usual bollocks about how they would sell it for a lot more if they get it MOT'd but blahblahblah...

 

 

Or fucked.

 

attachicon.gif$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-FORD-PUMA-SILVER-59000-miles-very-smart-all-round-del-or-coll-c-add-/152083702015?hash=item2368e520ff:g:uoIAAOSwt7pXL5GS

On the upside, you do get some Spanish chaps (or maybe some of their stuff) to help you mend it -

 

All Manuel's with the car 

 

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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Usual bollocks about how they would sell it for a lot more if they get it MOT'd but blahblahblah...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-FORD-PUMA-SILVER-59000-miles-very-smart-all-round-del-or-coll-c-add-/152083702015?hash=item2368e520ff:g:uoIAAOSwt7pXL5GS

 

Shame. If she had mentioned eleven times that it had been fitted with new tyres, rather than the lazy ten she maxed out at, I might have been interested.

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