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Austin-Rover, on 17 Jan 2016 - 8:20 PM, said:

Now on the driveway outside my house!! 8) 8)

 

 

I'm partially (1%) glad and partially (99%) jealous. Well bought, sir.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Jesus wept

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUSTOM-FORD-ESCORT-RATSCORT-RAT-MODIFIED-LX-1998-RALLY-/181994495357?hash=item2a5fb79d7d:g:IyYAAOSwFqJWm-SW

 

 

'Ideal car for all you hipsters out there'

 

Oh well, I shouldn't complain as it's another Escort a good few months or years nearer to the bailer.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/chevy-truck-chassis-and-cab-rolling-ideal-coe-hotrod-car-transporter-custom-/181994101559?hash=item2a5fb19b37:g:JIUAAOSwCypWm15w

 

 

If KevFromWales isn't currently outside weighing up whether an Iveco diesel engine will fit in this or not, something is wrong.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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eBay bangernomics: Take a £450 car, spend probably £800-£1,000 on it making it worse, try and sell it for £1300

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-MEGANE-UNIQUE-2005-FULL-12-MONTHS-M-O-T-76-000-MILES-/172061969863?hash=item280fb14dc7:g:4SwAAOSwYIhWl03z

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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*Our internet dog solicitor is watching.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Freelander-one-of-a-kind-Off-road-ready-recently-spent-1500-on-it-/291661004593?hash=item43e859bf31:g:Q5YAAOSwZG9WjuWp

 

'I took it a local garage and asked them to do a major service, replace the cam belt and water pump and then to give it a full health check. They did this and the invoice was £1360!'

 

 

I'm sorry, but ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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'the engine was replaced at 45000 miles by LANDCOVER themselves for reasons I'm not sure about'

 

1) Who are Landcove?r and 2) Because they're shit?

UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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Jesus wept

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUSTOM-FORD-ESCORT-RATSCORT-RAT-MODIFIED-LX-1998-RALLY-/181994495357?hash=item2a5fb79d7d:g:IyYAAOSwFqJWm-SW

 

 

'Ideal car for all you hipsters out there'

 

Oh well, I shouldn't complain as it's another Escort a good few months or years nearer to the bailer.

These people are out there and pissing, PISSING, in the gene pool.

There ought to be a law against it.

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*Our internet dog solicitor is watching.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Freelander-one-of-a-kind-Off-road-ready-recently-spent-1500-on-it-/291661004593?hash=item43e859bf31:g:Q5YAAOSwZG9WjuWp

 

'I took it a local garage and asked them to do a major service, replace the cam belt and water pump and then to give it a full health check. They did this and the invoice was £1360!'

 

 

I'm sorry, but ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

'the engine was replaced at 45000 miles by LANDCOVER themselves for reasons I'm not sure about'

 

1) Who are Landcove?r and 2) Because they're shit?

 

I am always keeping an eye out for a new 4x4 and its surprising how many people think photos of one up to its headlights in muddy water is a good selling point.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to Stoke

For a beautiful pea-green Transit,

They looked at this HUNNY, and took plenty of money,

Wrapped up in a picture of Raol Moat

The Owl looked up to the the chassis above,

And sang to a small guitar,

"O lovely Transit O Transit, my love,

What beautiful POR15 you have,

You have,

You have!

What beautiful  POR15 you have!"

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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You have never been in love
until you've seen the rust
in the brake reservoirs
 

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And you have never been in love
until you've seen the tagging
from the Home for the Blind

 

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We are the Pretty hopeless racers
and you're standing on our ovals
where Austin was the
first of the gang with Dulux in his hand
and the first to do time
the first of the gang to die, oh my

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-A40-Banger-Racing-/321974562320?hash=item4af72dee10:g:lBcAAOSwX~dWlYZZ

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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There is no better way to spend a hungover Sunday night than by listening to 1980's classics on YouTube with the headphones on, singing along to Enola Gay, The Model. Living On The Ceiling etc and avoiding the reality based melting pot of wank that is Big Brother. I reckon I've got about another 25 minutes of boring the tits off you with hopeless eBay shit before I give up for the night.

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CARGO-0815-650-HIAB-RECOVERY-BANGER-PLANT-LORRY-1992-360-TURBO-DOVER-/262245363308?hash=item3d0f0aae6c:g:eXMAAOSwa-dWm8zO

 

 

'360 TURBO dover engine'

 

SOZ M8 I WONTED THE 180 SKEGNESS ENGIN

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I've moved on to the excellent 'Oi' by the More Fire Crew now. If you're into London based pretend gangster shizzles, it's ace. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTek4AdPkik

 

 

 

But I digress. Here have a badly parked Xantia to cheer yourselves up

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Xantia-Hdi-Diesel-5-Door-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/281912164505?hash=item41a3464099:g:P80AAOSwfZ1WbaiC

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I know, I'll bid on that motor just because the vendor COULDN'T BE ARSED TO OPEN THE F*****G DOOR TO TAKE INTERIOR PICTURES. Said nobody ever.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/leyland-daf-400-tiwn-wheel-3500gk-125-mls-in-red-long-mot-vgc-/181994693667?hash=item2a5fbaa423:g:VGIAAOSwa-dWnA0m

 

'tiwn wheel'

 

Sounds like a Welsh social club.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This is a potential bargain if it can be got for close to the start bid.  These are a brilliant little motor.

 

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