eBay tat volume 3.

[HillmanImp]

Here is one with the correct rear lights:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/jaguar-xjs-v12-coupe-classic-sports-car-long-mot-taxed-red-burgundy-/321552280550

[trigger]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C548314

 

Impress your ex girlfriends with your success with this tasty Visa.

[HillmanImp]

I would like you to know that I would feel very successful driving around in a Visa 11RE.

 

Sadly I only have a 10e and feel like an abject failure. Fuck my life.

[r.welfare]

Pimpin' my ride, as deposit left on Almera Streetwise this morning.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/171517122304

 

 

[HH-R]

Is this the same as a dogs lipstick?

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-corsa-club-12v-1.0l/1086167240

Fug me, getting in to that at the end of a bad day would be enough to give up on life.

[blakey79]

Pimpin' my ride, as deposit left on Almera Streetwise this morning.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/171517122304

Not wanting to be a stalker, but do you reside in bramley,recognise the buildings in the background.

[richardmorris]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C548314

 

Impress your ex girlfriends with your success with this tasty Visa.

 

 

Presumably the problem with securing the battery for the MOT is that there's no solid metal left to secure it to.

[r.welfare]

Not wanting to be a stalker, but do you reside in bramley,recognise the buildings in the background.

 

I do indeed, and no doubt you've spotted that the photographs were taken in the carpark of the Clift Pavillion (trying and failing to avoid the building works)

[blakey79]

I do indeed, and no doubt you've spotted that the photographs were taken in the carpark of the Clift Pavillion (trying and failing to avoid the building works)

Just moved from Bramley to Lychpit,all the best.

[phil_lihp]

So its £1,400 if you ring up the ad on the side but £950 on the front?

Oh yeah, didn't spot that! Although there's no number on it anyway, I guess you'd have to call in at the driving school premises it's parked in front of.

[garethj]

Only last month I bought a Land Rover that I'd lusted after for ages.  I was a bit concerned last week that I didn't already have its replacement lined up in that compartment of my brain.  Something like this could be a contender, I reckon they're as smart as anything on the road.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WOLSELEY-4-44-1953-/131331863156?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e93fd3274

 

[garethj]

Are you in a hurry?

 

A real hurry?

 

But you still want to be taken seriously at the line dancing / shagging your cousin club, right?

 

Step this way, sir!  I think we can do a deal on your next car.  This GMC Syclone will hit 60mph in around 4.5 seconds, it's like an El Camino for the modern age

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEVROLET-GMC-SYCLONE-AMERICAN-PICKUP-TRUCK-TYPHOON-4x4-AWD-CLASSIC-0-60-in-4-6-/331337745113?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d2544c2d9

 

[spike60]

Are you in a hurry?

 

A real hurry?

 

But you still want to be taken seriously at the line dancing / shagging your cousin club, right?

 

Step this way, sir!  I think we can do a deal on your next car.  This GMC Syclone will hit 60mph in around 4.5 seconds, it's like an El Camino for the modern age

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHEVROLET-GMC-SYCLONE-AMERICAN-PICKUP-TRUCK-TYPHOON-4x4-AWD-CLASSIC-0-60-in-4-6-/331337745113?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4d2544c2d9

 

With appropriate registration!

[Asimo]

Those Syclones do SOUND wonderfull.

 

A neighbour has one, I could hear it miles away, but in a good way.

 

Sadly it has been silent and not moved for about 15 years.

[worldofceri]

Flippin' heck, ten grand though? I'd love one obvs, but ten large buys a lot more car than that generally.

[garethj]

"Hello, I'm looking for a used car, I've got about £30k to spend."

 

"Certainly, sir.  What kind of thing did you have in mind?"

 

"I want a 4 seater convertible, 6 cylinder engine with wood and leather inside"

 

"Of course, sir.  I'm sure we have something here for you.  Anything else?"

 

"Well, I want it to be like the newest phat carz, y'know, two tone with black.  And I want it rollin' on 19s."

 

"Yes, sir.  We have just the thing here for you.  If you'd care to drop into the showroom this afternoon you can take a look at it.  Good day, sir."

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Humber-16-50-Tourer-1928-2-1-6-Cyl-13-950-miles-Since-Concours-Rebuild-4-Owners-/261638596068?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ceae025e4

[garethj]

Cars like this used to be all over the place.  Back when people went to their local car spares shop in town, there was usually something like this parked outside.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-capri-gt4-1-6-/251689284288?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a99d9b2c0

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

^^^^^ so true!!!

[garethj]

There haven't been many cars that looked futuristic.  The Tatra T77 and the NSU Ro80 are the first ones that spring to mind, but here's another.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-INSIGHT-Hybrid-Ist-Generation-2000-/361094245583?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5412e4eccf

 

[Alexg]

Allegro's are SEX. Exhibit 1 your Honour...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-VANDEN-PLAS-1500-1974-/251692802757

 

...bit pricey with no MOT though

[r.welfare]

Cop a load of this!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231369791490

 

A base model Classic CDT.  Check out the wheeltrims, manual rear windows and lack of aircon (as far as I can work out from zooming in on the dashboard pic)!  Can't believe they were still selling (nor folk buying) such poverty spec in 2002.  At least the auto box means no slave cylinder issues.  The missing boot trim is a bit of a downer.

 

The owner lives in the next village to me and has at least two other 75s, one of which is a taxi I think.  Guess he's a bit of a fan.

[Matt]

I would love a Station Wagon in this sort of condition but by god Defenders are expensive.

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231367039841

[mouseflakes]

My! What a big sneeze!

 

[the judge]

Hahahaha!! That was funny!@ ^^^

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Cop a load of this!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231369791490

 

A base model Classic CDT.  Check out the wheeltrims, manual rear windows and lack of aircon (as far as I can work out from zooming in on the dashboard pic)!  Can't believe they were still selling (nor folk buying) such poverty spec in 2002.  At least the auto box means no slave cylinder issues.  The missing boot trim is a bit of a downer.

 

The owner lives in the next village to me and has at least two other 75s, one of which is a taxi I think.  Guess he's a bit of a fan.

 

No cow,no clutch and a Viking on the front.

This must be a contender for Junkwoman wheels.

[brickwall]

Fantastic colour too.

[cort16]

These early 6 series look class. It's not too expensive either although there's some cracking overspray going on. The seller admits to a recent respray at least.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-e24-628csi-classic-bmw-restoration-/121471039861?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c483cf975

[Ratdat]

In this particular case, it seems that faecebook's targeted advertising algorithms have actually worked, as that is how this was brought to my attention. Naff wheels aside I WOULD...

 

[trigger]

http://www.angliacarauctions.co.uk/en/classic-auctions/latest-classic-car-catalogue/saturday-1st-november-2014/unregistered-ford-fiesta-14-ghia-auto/

 

 

 

The vendor has informed us that the vehicle was donated by the Ford Motor Company for motor vehicle engineering training purposes and has never been on the road. Mileage showing 2,422.

 

I can remember from my college days two unregistered Mk5 Escorts that were in the college, put it like this, you wouldn't want to own one after the number of times they get pulled apart or repainted.

[mouseflakes]

Hahahaha!! That was funny!@ ^^^

Glad you liked it.

 

I hope you imagined it being said by Joyce Grenfell for maximum effect.