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Mr Livered Rank: Citroen Ami

Mr Livered

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In the white room with black curtains

near the station

Blackroof country, no gold pavements,

tired starlings

Silver horses ran down moonbeams

in your dark eyes

Dawnlight smiles on you leaving,

my contentment

 

I'm glad it's not just me who Creams himself whenever he sees a listing from these fellows.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Q: hi why do you think the engine is seized thanks fred

 

WTF is this, twenty questions? I dont know, its just seized. Now FUCK OFF

 

 

Because a butterfly on the Juan Fernández Islands moved its wing.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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This looks like it could be a nice bargain for someone.  Should be a lot less troublesome than a cheap 156 anyway.

 

$(KGrHqVHJFIFIL4+WM1FBSKfrJJ5gg~~60_58.J

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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This looks like it could be a nice bargain for someone.  Should be a lot less troublesome than a cheap 156 anyway.

 

$(KGrHqVHJFIFIL4+WM1FBSKfrJJ5gg~~60_58.J

 

Maybe, maybe not.  The earlier 156 with the CF1 engine tends to do better than the last of the line.  The old 8v lump in that one isn't without its share of troubles anyhow

 

I had one of these for 8 years.  a 16v one though.  But, never gave me trouble.

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Is that the Bosch or Lucas pump in that one?  I'm having to squint

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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$(KGrHqJHJEMFIrONvZr,BSQywlm5Kg~~60_12.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Ventora-3-3-4-speed-manual-with-o-d-t-t-69-tax-exempt-/190913237734

 

 

Due to a recent court case any copying or replication of this advert in any way shape or form will result in prosecution of the said member, anyone gathering information in reference to this account will be perceived as being tantamount to harassment and will result in action being taken against them. Printing of this advert means you comply with its contents and meaning without question. E-Bay are aware and are monitoring. 

 

Er?

 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I'm loving that Ventora ad. Heres what the guy is making a fuss about:

 

$T2eC16NHJGgFFmueFQ!uBSQyv9WQ1!~~60_12.J$T2eC16RHJF0FFZ47I7e!BSQywOP0!!~~60_12.J

$(KGrHqFHJDkFJBm1FzC9BSQywbZyCw~~60_12.J$(KGrHqEOKpwFIlRWkhVtBSQywiIDl!~~60_12.J

 

Feel free to print these out and distribute freely amongst friends, colleagues etc.

Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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Is that the Bosch or Lucas pump in that one?  I'm having to squint

 

The 'flying saucer' boost compensator on top of the pump gives it away - Bosch injection pump.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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There is such as thing as "too many" when it comes to hallucinagenics and stuff (Maaan)

$T2eC16FHJF4FFkdlqNV6BSNf9J158g~~60_49.JMore? You want more?

$(KGrHqJHJCIFIfbZjbCuBSNf9vZwcg~~60_49.JHad enough yet?

$T2eC16FHJIIFHJMs8mTWBSNf-Ub-2g~~60_49.JHalf arsed ice cream van / caravanette combo, being sold by a certifiable lunatic.

 

PLENTY ROOM FOR SLEEP ORE  STAND IN CAR AND ALL SO YOU CAN FIX COOKER

 

.GREEN CAR  EARF FRIENDLY . CAR Ä°S GONE COME EMPTY ..JUST NO FRIDGE NO COOKER

I'm going to consult my chum Dr Pantz (he's a loon doctor) to see if one of his has escaped.

£500 ono.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-MAN-SLEEPING-CAR-Mini-Caravan-/111176690904?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item19e2a5acd8

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