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'BUSINESS OPPURUNTITY'

 

$T2eC16JHJGIE9nnWpjSlBQ8U9Lygww~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SANTAS-SLEIGH ... 2ec54332a7

 

You find me one single, genuine person who could make a living from a car that looks like it was designed on a discarded pair of tart's knickers, with the added bonus of a fucking umbrella to keep them stuck into the ground at the back of the truck stop carpark, and I'll show you a genuine weapons grade fruitcake.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Trike-Beac ... 27cec359d7

 

'missus has recently broken the news that our family is about to expand further'

 

One trip over a humpback bridge in that lump of shit and you won't ever have to worry about having more kids.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SANTAS-SLEIGH-BASED-ON-LAND-ROVER-NOVELTY-VEHICLE-BUSINESS-OPPURUNTITY-/200878011047?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2ec54332a7

 

You find me one single, genuine person who could make a living from a car that looks like it was designed on a discarded pair of tart's knickers, with the added bonus of a fucking umbrella to keep them stuck into the ground at the back of the truck stop carpark, and I'll show you a genuine weapons grade fruitcake.

 

P M S L :lol::lol:

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$T2eC16RHJG!E9nm3q(3)BQ7ySNrvJ!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Trike-Beac ... 27cec359d7

 

'missus has recently broken the news that our family is about to expand further'

 

One trip over a humpback bridge in that lump of shit and you won't ever have to worry about having more kids.

 

Look at the fucking state of this, to 'drive' it you have to sit on a seat about 4 foot aft of the bastard handlebars with a gearlever sticking up ready to punch through your sternum, you would have to be a total COCK WALLOPER to even waste the grinding disgs and mig wire on this hopeless pile of fridges-to-be. IDIOT.

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I'm from there, gtd2000 is from just a few miles up the road but spends his time stalking old cars in California but whitevanman's the only one actually local I believe.

 

Edit. that's the guy that had the crispy tr7 I was gurning over. He's also got a pretty soft looking dolly sprint for sale.

 

COMES WITH A ASPARE BONNER

 

Lolz

 

Guilty as charged... :mrgreen:

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Mark 2 VW Golf van with 1,050cc engine and 4 speed gearbox for that utterly miserable driving experience. :mrgreen:

 

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not Gti, Rallye, 16v

 

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Mark 2 VW Golf van with 1,050cc engine and 4 speed gearbox for that utterly miserable driving experience. :mrgreen:

I had a 1050cc Mk2 Golf once - it actually wasn't as miserable as you'd expect, at least around town, thanks to comically low gearing. It'd beat a 1.3 to 30. Ran out of puff at 80 though so wasn't a motorway car.

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105E estate?

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Anyone else prefer the recessed lights of the povo spec Metros?

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Yes and it's getting very difficult to resist the urge to buy one with all these Metros turning up on here!

 

Want, want, want, want, want, want, WANT!

 

Anyone else prefer the recessed lights of the povo spec Metros?
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Anyone else prefer the recessed lights of the povo spec Metros?

 

Not so much BITD but I do like them now..

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