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CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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That Hustler thing was on not so long ago. Worth a second look tho', 'cos it's just as funny the second time! I've got a nice letter from William Towns somewhere in the collection o' shite 8)

 

Anyhoo...literally set the literal heather literally alight, with these meaty powerhouses:

 

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Metro 1.1 Quest; if anybody's that keen, I could go take a look at it, next time I'm up in Dundee.

 

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Polo, with free pineapple, rattle cans, and angle grinder. And a year's MOT. But it's in Motherwell, so fuck looking at that for anyone, I like having wheels on my car.

 

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940 2.0T

 

AND OF COURSE ITS A VOLVO SO IT HAS TO HAVE A TOW BAR

 

Fuck off. Mine doesn't. I'm such a rebel :roll:

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

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The 'A' looks like a bent 'H'..a la 'Horizon'...

 

Ha, I noticed that! Bend the 'H', cut out the 'O', stick it together, worry about the 'A' afterwards...

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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Sorry Ash, it's a fake :lol:

 

Boo! :cry: I thought the a had just fallen off.

whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

whitevanman

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And unusually for an ebayer I actually turned up and paid.

 

 

It will never catch on.....

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Stagea RS4...

 

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...vs Legnum VR4. Only it's an auto, 'cos you've got hands like a dolphin's flippers and can't work the shoulder buttons on a DualShock.

Hmm. That could be an interesting one. A standard Stagea would have a hard time staying with a Legnum, but that one's been tweaked so might have more of a chance, as long as the suspension's been set up properly.

shedvan Rank: Austin Maxi

shedvan

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^ Is this proof positive that Jags and fast living WILL catch up with you?

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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That Jag photo kind of made me sad. Poor old buggers would be heartbroken to know if it went to the oval, which lets face it is pretty likely.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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Should be in the grumpy thread....

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I'm all for individuality and all that...but...

64k genuine miles (owend by a 80 year old man before me!)

GR9 i bet he'd be well chuffed to see his pride and joy FUCKING RUINED

for the mot it will need raising on the rear (side exit exhaust scrapes on floor) either put 2 inch lowering blocks on (wich i have brand new that will come with the car) or put bigger wheels on it.

Yeah cos bigger wheels will fit right?

£500 14 bids....

I can't go on...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-340-DRI ... 19d656964c

 

I want to watch the illiterate fucker who wrote that advert die.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This looks ok but I wouldn't shoot myself in the head to own it.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-NISSAN-S ... 3a7b5b3918

 

That's what your Nissan could look like after £15's worth of 99p Shop 'Spaz and Shine' polish and Crap to Black bumper spray.

wackywacerwill Rank: Citroen Ami

wackywacerwill

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Singers no minger, straight in the watch list :)

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Judging by the grammar, the girl behind the wheel wrote the advert too. Bighorn isn't my cup of tea really, even with Lotus handling.

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