eBay tat volume 3.

[garethj]

If I owned this car I'd have to get in really quickly, having left the windows down and the keys in the ignition, and screech away in a flurry of tyre smoke, firing a revolver. And that's not always convenient at McDonalds drive thru

[garethj]

This looks pretty cool, I imagine you'd never sleep alone once this was finished.

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That Bentley's one of those cars that just makes you want to go round to the seller's house and smash his face in.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Imperial-wedd ... 460904d886

 

'Imperial wedding car, metric shit load of money'

 

 

Look at the interior of that wedding car, I know theyre not about the driver but I would feel like such a tit sitting hunched over that steering wheel with my fingers 1.5" from the windscreen, the driving position looks unbelievable. Looks like a big version of those fuggin cars they have inside supermarket foyers for kids to have a ride in, with a dumb-ass steering wheel to hold onto, thats not actually connected to anything.I cant understand these things, they look absolutely shit and cost ludicrous sums.

[cobblers]

They look well toss but it would be almost forgivable if it actually looked like it was old, surely if you valued it at 30 large you'd spend £500 on a pre suffix reg number and £25 on some black and white numberplates?

[vulgalour]

OMG!! SNOW CHAOS!!

*pictures of the cutest thing evar!*[/url]

 

Big piles of want, I'd use it to go on holiday, specifically to Caravan Club sites.

[KruJoe]

This thing is a veritable quote-fest; check it out:

 

I was going to keep it until it died, but I've succumbed to the lure of an automatic XM

BX TZD Turbo Estate...has plenty of redeeming features

not remotely immaculate

I stuck in a can of 'Steel Seal' liquid head gasket repair which,amazingly, solved the problem

rear quarter which has been repaired with fibre glass and filler after my hand went through it

brush painted with green Hammerite that's a reasonable colour match

suspension has to be raised to its highest position and then lowered back down to driving height

I assume the caliper is seized

the snapped strap is the one furthest away from the filler so by putting in no more than £30 worth of diesel at a time, there's been no problem

sidewall's perished and it has a temporary puncture repair, although it's holding air at the moment

front O/S either has a slow puncture or needs resealing on the rim

 

There's loads more but I've broken the quote button.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/330812903058

 

PS:

I forgot to add, the headlights only work consistently and reliably if the fusebox is left in the hinged open position. Close it and within a day or two they'll stop working.

 

[CreepingJesus]

Some way to sell your car!

 

How miserable would you have to be, to convert a Prodyouooerrr Nippa to LPG? And then sell it on, minus the tank.

[AeroNautiCal]

^^^ That shitroen seller is a natural salesman!

[Stixy]

If I owned this car I'd have to get in really quickly, having left the windows down and the keys in the ignition, and screech away in a flurry of tyre smoke, firing a revolver. And that's not always convenient at McDonalds drive thru

 

 

Spiritual parent of the HC Viva

[M'coli]

How miserable would you have to be, to convert a Prodyouooerrr Nippa to LPG?

All-fuken-righty!

Fuken watched!

[Junkman]

How miserable would you have to be, to convert a Prodyouooerrr Nippa to LPG?

All-fuken-righty!

Fuken watched!

 

Holy phuque, I think you have a serious problem. You should really work it out with yourself.

[M'coli]

I'm a Scot living in Yorkshire, and I have no problem with that...

[Junkman]

I'm a Scot living in Yorkshire, and I have no problem with that...

 

Actually, I'm also an ex-pat and I watch it too...

[AeroNautiCal]

That gold and plastic wrapped Bentley seller also has this!

 

2007 LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO LP640 LHD WITH SWAROVSKI CRYSTAL INTERIOR!

 

Classified ad price:

£116,500.00

 

 

Unique features: Full swarovski crystal interior - must be seen in person! Over 15,000 crystals!

 

Purchase Feedback:

72 Swarovski 2028 Clear Crystal Rhinestones SS 20 (#370648078735)

72 Swarovski Hotfix CRYSTAL AB Rhinestones SS20/ 5mm (#370594237426)

72 Swarovski Hot Fix CLEAR Rhinestones SS20 - New Enhanced 2038 (#230805917719)

72 Swarovski 2028 Clear Crystal Rhinestones SS 20 (#370609715298)

72 Swarovski Foiled CLEAR CRYSTAL Rhinestones SS10 (#370626895864

72 Swarovski 2028 Clear Crystal Rhinestones SS 20 (#370609715298)

72 Swarovski Hot Fix CLEAR Rhinestones SS12 (#370601598868)

72 Swarovski Foiled Flatback BLACK DIAMOND Crystals SS16 or 4mm (#370589450523)

72 Swarovski Hotfix LIGHT SIAM Rhinestones SS 8 (#250379001156)

GEM-TAC GLUE 10ML AND 144 SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS (#230748166176)

72 Swarovski FOILED CRYSTAL AB Rhinestones SS10 (#230702293156)

72 Swarovski Hot Fix CLEAR Rhinestones SS10 (#230645555170)

72 Swarovski Hot Fix BLACK DIAMOND Rhinestones SS6 (#230418116352)

72 Swarovski Hotfix MONTANA Crystals SS 8 (#370331064687)

72 Swarovski Hotfix CRYSTAL MOONLIGHT Rhinestones SS 8 (#230433510460)

72 Swarovski 2028 Hotfix HYACINTH Crystals SS6 (#230433416078)

72 Swarovski Hot Fix BLACK DIAMOND Rhinestones SS6 (#230418116352)

SWAROVSKI BLING KIT - E6000 GLUE 9ml & Nozzle, 144 SS16 Crystals & Picker Pencil

SWAROVSKI BLING KIT - E6000 GLUE 9ml & Nozzle, 144 SS16 Crystals & Picker Pencil

GS HYPO CEMENT AND 200 SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS - IDEAL FOR BLINGING CONVERSE

 

Diamond geezer and rhinestone cowboy!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2007-LAMBORGHINI-MURCIELAGO-LP640-LHD-WITH-SWAROVSKI-CRYSTAL-INTERIOR-/121002238039?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c2c4ba057

[CreepingJesus]

All-fuken-righty!

Fuken watched!

 

That's the spirit!

 

If you're feeling Galant, how about this 84,000 mile V6 with T+T? BIN of £550 doesn't sound too bad.

 

An E28 528i, for the fanatical detailer, who could get eleventy billion quid for it. Cos he's better than you...

 

Also; is it just me, or is 'Glue on Swarovski reality check kit' missing from the Lambo seller's purchases?

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/98R-VOLKSWAGE ... 1c2c4e2252

 

'I SPENT 4 YEARS TRYING TO BUY IT'

 

Three and half of those were probably spent learning how to tie your shoelaces. How the unholy knackersacks could (or would) you spend four years trying to buy that? It's a bit like saying you waited nine months to buy a tin of baked beans because it had a slightly different font on the 'Heinz' bit and Sharon at the Co-op wouldn't let it go.

I also don't believe he wants an automatic because he's got a bad back, it's because his right hand is knackered.

[Cavcraft]

'Unique'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-MINI-COO ... 1e7359bb1b

 

'I've never seen any other Mini like this one'

 

You'd best fuck off to Spec Savers then, sunshine.

[Cavcraft]

Unique

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Seat-P ... 19d5f1662f

 

'About as safe as donning steel toe capped boots before falling asleep under the front wheel of a fifty tonne dumper truck in a busy quarry'

[Cavcraft]

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/LAND-ROVER-RANGE ... ~60_12.JPG

 

' i brought it because of the movie layer cake'

 

Here's to hoping you watch The Italian Job next then and drive a Mini into a sewer.

[Cavcraft]

Check this brain transmogrifying with a monkey out, he's ruined a perfectly good picture by including some plastic fronted flange or other. But at least you can still make the bird out alright

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-volks ... 3a7ad82ae5

 

'Several LOL! thousand LOL! words LOL! all LOL! without LOL! any LOL! punctu-LOL!-fucking-LOL!-ation LOL!'

[Rocket88]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/98R-VOLKSWAGE ... 1c2c4e2252

 

'I SPENT 4 YEARS TRYING TO BUY IT'

 

Three and half of those were probably spent learning how to tie your shoelaces. How the unholy knackersacks could (or would) you spend four years trying to buy that? It's a bit like saying you waited nine months to buy a tin of baked beans because it had a slightly different font on the 'Heinz' bit and Sharon at the Co-op wouldn't let it go.

I also don't believe he wants an automatic because he's got a bad back, it's because his right hand is knackered.

 

As with all "show car" listings, the description starts with it being the best car in the known universe, and then slowly various small but quite important defects start to appear, [which usually "only" require £20 and 5 minutes to sort out] by the end of the listing the vehicle obviously has no floor pan, an engine running on half the available cylinders, and a large collection of lights on the dashboard warning of impending doom......................

[beko1987]

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-volks ... 3a7ad82ae5

 

would...

[brickwall]

^Would too!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/98R-VOLKSWAGE ... 1c2c4e2252

 

'I SPENT 4 YEARS TRYING TO BUY IT'

 

Three and half of those were probably spent learning how to tie your shoelaces. How the unholy knackersacks could (or would) you spend four years trying to buy that? It's a bit like saying you waited nine months to buy a tin of baked beans because it had a slightly different font on the 'Heinz' bit and Sharon at the Co-op wouldn't let it go.

I also don't believe he wants an automatic because he's got a bad back, it's because his right hand is knackered.

 

C'mon it's "SPARCO ALLOY PEDAL COVERS"

[meggersdog]

That London 31/10/2012 RM auctions.

Can't seem to grab a photo maybe because it is too horrendous for a public forum

http://www.rmauctions.com/FeatureCars.c ... =r139&fc=0

[Junkman]

Check this brain transmogrifying with a monkey out, he's ruined a perfectly good picture by including some plastic fronted flange or other. But at least you can still make the bird out alright

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-volks ... 3a7ad82ae5

 

'Several LOL! thousand LOL! words LOL! all LOL! without LOL! any LOL! punctu-LOL!-fucking-LOL!-ation LOL!'

 

Have you actually read the entire ad?

[Cavcraft]

Don't be daft, I haven't got several months to spare.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-VAUXHALL ... 2a24932c97

[Mash]

Jeez that VW van ad is an eye hurter, I really am not interested enough to read it all - that text message must have cost him a fair bit. From the pics it looks a right sack of shit with a load of broadloom covered plywood making up the custom interior. Fail. And the bird doesn't look at all sophisticated so I'll give her a miss too.

 

The Chevette is cool though. There's an even better one for sale near me. Only 15000 miles and dragged out a of a garage, I saw it at a show earlier in the year.

 

http://www.usedcar.co.uk/sales/22189-bl ... -hull.html

 

 

Don't get me wrong, it's nice but it's not 5 large nice. It's not as minty as it looks in the pics in my opinion (primarily because of all the Ziebart and other crud applied) and has that air of a tidy, little used car but it's nowhere near concours which is what the pricetag suggests.

[AeroNautiCal]

Check this brain transmogrifying with a monkey out, he's ruined a perfectly good picture by including some plastic fronted flange or other. But at least you can still make the bird out alright

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-volks ... 3a7ad82ae5

 

'Several LOL! thousand LOL! words LOL! all LOL! without LOL! any LOL! punctu-LOL!-fucking-LOL!-ation LOL!'

 

Have you actually read the entire ad?

 

The seller got quite angry when I sent him a message asking if he was going to use the money from the sale to learn how to punctuate!

[holbeck]

The seller got quite angry when I sent him a message asking if he was going to use the money from the sale to learn how to punctuate!

 

Really?? I am amazed he didn't go... lol!

[skattrd]

A proper kei car with 12 months MOT for £799 = bargain imo

These are 659cc 3 cyl turbo with switchable (underneath the car) 4wd. Central locking, 4x leccy windows, electric folding mirrors, aircon, faux leather and wood.

If anyones interested these are actually UK cars, not imports, Daihatsu UK imported and sold about 80 as UK cars. I had one a couple of years ago and it was fantastic. Footman James couldn't find it on their database, so they charged me the premium for a std UK Mira, a grp 1 car

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... 2489339343