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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hi, calling about the £300 bin Shitron, what can you tell me about it please?

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-CITROEN- ... 2a21d70134

 

'It's got a short tax and test'

 

Hmm, possibly not a problem...

 

'Err,the ABS light is on'

 

No biggie,anything else?

 

'It's got a 1.8 pez engine'

 

Click. drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Ah, knackers. Check out this, almost the perfect spec Cavatron. 2.0, automatic, pre-facelift GLi hatch WITH TOWBAR!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL ... 3a78d0ed15

 

'The car is now surplus to requirement and would probably suit some sad old wanker who lives about 15 miles away'

 

No tax or test, needs tyres £100 r-n-m. It'd be wrong not to add it to my watched list.

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Ah, knackers. Check out this, almost the perfect spec Cavatron. 2.0, automatic, pre-facelift GLi hatch WITH TOWBAR!

 

$(KGrHqJHJBgE+FK1BMlKBQMe+CuJm!~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-VAUXHALL ... 3a78d0ed15

 

'The car is now surplus to requirement and would probably suit some sad old wanker who lives about 15 miles away'

 

No tax or test, needs tyres £100 r-n-m. It'd be wrong not to add it to my watched list.

 

Aye Billy, I think that needs buying.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Or £101.17, several I.O.U receipts and some Lira.

 

 

Hey, these are surely in our radar now?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mg-zt-190-54- ... 58956c0d0c

 

£575 with shit loads of MOT. It's the 2.5 but has still done a fairly good impression of a 1.8.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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I like those ZT's a lot but the KV6 is supposed to be a right twunt to work on as it's so shoehorned in there. I guess if the heads gaskets gone on the hidden bank you'd need to take the engine out?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I would

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/g-wizz-electr ... 27ca5408fc

 

'would it get to cromer?'

 

It looks like it won't even make it ten pissing foot so he could 1) take some pictures of the other side and 2) open the f*ck*ng door to get pictures of the interior.

Luxobarges_Are_Us Rank: Renault 16

Luxobarges_Are_Us

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I'd love an XG30 but not enough to go to London to get it even if it's a bargainous £550. If you search for Magentis on ebay it comes up as XG30 as a suggestion. They must attract a certain buyer.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-HYUNDAI-XG-30-SILVER-/150875488201?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2320e13fc9

 

SHIT. I am off to London tomorrow and I've chosen to go by train to save a tenner compared to what it'd cost me in petrol. Must-pretend-it-doesn't-exist.

whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

whitevanman

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Ultimate eBay buy?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Car-Sales-sho ... 1c2a402894

 

Right opposite Prees Heath car auctions and a stone's throw from some bloody nice bacon butties. I'd be all over that like a an all over thing if I had the money.

 

What if we all put a hundred quid in a pot??!!!

 

I'll put more in if I can have the pick up...... 8)

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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What in the what now!! I've never seen a Fiesta like you before.

 

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I've been trying to learn 3D modelling, this sometimes happens if you press the wrong keyboard shortcut.

triumph1300 Rank: Austin Maxi

triumph1300

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What a disappointment that fiesta is. I'm not a big fan of plastic fantastic bodykits, but I at least thought it would maybe have a rwd conversion with something tasty to propel it. But no. Pushrods and fwd. Hmmm, and an original crayford. Not good.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That Fiesta looks like a fat bloke doing the 'wide mouthed frog' joke.

Fiesta Fly Tip?

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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What in the what now!! I've never seen a Fiesta like you before.

 

I've been trying to learn 3D modelling, this sometimes happens if you press the wrong keyboard shortcut.

So, an already rare Crayford has been utterly fucked about with, and now has no tax or MOT and lets in rain around the tops of the doors.

Well done that man.

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