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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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As uncommon as pre-facelift Cavaliers are, especially in 'super sales rep' spec like that, £600 is silly money. I should be glad as it means they're getting recognised now but you'd get a really nice late one with full MOT and a bit of rent with change to spare for that sort of money.

 

Yep. Plus Vaux had largely sorted out the rot issue on the later ones, too.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Check out this hideous POS, it looks like a fucking SHOE.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-G-HONDA- ... 0730626157

 

LISTED ELSEWHERE FOR £1595 SO CAN BE REMOVED ANYTIME IF SOLD

 

Based on the complete and utter shitness of the item, current odds on this being sold early: 10,000,000:1

 

THOUSANDS $$$ SPENT

 

Presumably we are talking Zimbabwean dollars :roll:

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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What a shame about that CRX - I had one as a daily for 9 years and it was a fantastic little machine. They are such a pretty, well proportioned little car in their standard form, they cannot be improved on. What a WAKNER.

ayd Rank: Austin Maxi

ayd

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Check out this hideous POS, it looks like a fucking SHOE.

 

$(KGrHqJ,!g4E9s8j9cIEBPl,!kZMCQ~~60_3.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-G-HONDA- ... 0730626157

 

LISTED ELSEWHERE FOR £1595 SO CAN BE REMOVED ANYTIME IF SOLD

 

Based on the complete and utter shitness of the item, current odds on this being sold early: 10,000,000:1

 

THOUSANDS $$$ SPENT

 

Presumably we are talking Zimbabwean dollars :roll:

 

Dear Autoshite

I solemnly swear that if I ever hit it big on the Lotto I will spend 12 months buying up all the cars similar to this.

I shall line them all up, invite you all down and provide a bucket load of sledgehammers.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Sledgehammers? Nah! A big bonfire for all the shitty bodykits and Lexarse lights and many cans of beige paint. That's what you need.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-TOYOTA-C ... 0694604344

 

This muncher has listed his very nice taxed and tested Corolla as an auction, with no reserve, but obviously thinks he can improve on a perfectly simple system using his own razor sharp wit and cunning.

 

*PLEASE NOTE YOU ARE BIDDING FOR WHEEL NUT ONLY*

 

Current bid: £205.00 [ 5 bids]

 

Why not put a fucking classified or a reserve price then you thick shite, talk about making life difficult for everyone :roll::roll::roll::roll:

ayd Rank: Austin Maxi

ayd

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it may just be the alcohol consumption since finishing work but has the reg plate been photoshopped?

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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*PLEASE NOTE YOU ARE BIDDING FOR WHEEL NUT ONLY*

Current bid: £205.00 [ 5 bids]

 

last time out the wheel nut ended at £514.99

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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HEY LADS! I've got a TRIFFIC idea. its gonna be CUSHTY. Lets get this and paint it up like del boys van!!!! FUCKING BRILLIANT! It will be HILARIOUS, i'm telling you. You know, bright yellow with some dirt on and that. It'll be piss funny!!!! trust me. When we get sick of it, not that thats likely to EVER happen, we can just flog it for 5 grand or something, yeah they all sell for mega bucks these trotter vans. LOVELY JUBBLY!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-regal ... 0814240120

 

What? wrong model? Who's going to notice? Its a Robin Reliant isnt it? Come on you miserable sods... come back!!! Ah, fuck it.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada- ... 0912644357

 

This Granada has suffered the rotten luck of being fitted with an injected pinto and type-9 box from new. So not only has it has to smoke and rattle like a shitehawk from new, but just as it makes it to retirement, it has to suffer a 75% likelihood of having its heart hoiked out and fitted in a wanky SARF LANDAN STYLE pastel-colured OSF thats already on its 6th restoration.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$(KGrHqRHJD!E-lM93hHvBPrT2j3Yyg~~60_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-RENAULT- ... 19d0db5005

 

'i hold the right to remove wen ever due to being advertised else were will accept no kless than £1500'

 

Put a reserve on it then, you illiterate f*cking numpty.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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What? wrong model? Who's going to notice? Its a Robin Reliant isnt it? Come on you miserable sods... come back!!! Ah, fuck it.

 

im sorry to all the good ebays with common sense but i CAN NOT guarantee it will get you 187 miles home, it may do and yes i would try it but i will not paid half the transport cost if it does please ber in mind that this car is 40+ years old and does need work it will need a service (like any other car) and it may brake down but on what i just dont no and if it does i dont no when and i would like to say the same about my 53 reg vectra as iv never been that far in it but my mini will get you to italy and back and my kit car will get you to bristol and back but as for a car that iv only had 2 mounths and only done limited miles in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so please please ber this in mind again sorry to all the good ebays out there.

 

Come again? :?

Tayne Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tayne

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Credit where credit's due, at least the vendor of this hasn't just tried to sell a log book and chassis tags. He might just as well have though...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-Lotus-Co ... 2c653f18b0

 

'among them is a rebuilt engine from quicksilver racing, new bumpers, and a new gas tank....This rare original LHD Lotus Cortina'

 

If that's true then it's an utter bargain considering what these things fetch, despite it's awful looking condition.

 

 

Granted, I've never been to Kirkcaldy, but the background of that picture looks FORRIN...may explain the use of the words 'gas tank'. :lol:

 

 

Here's the original ad from Americaland.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... &viewitem=

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