eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

lambretta GP 125 registered with RB225 | eBay

'there’s an error in the listing'

The bit where you forgot to mention why there's a picture of  a highly constipated 'Ooh' Gary Davies from Radio 1 on the side panel?

[grogee]

Focus salooooon. £750 Nuneaton 

"Poor eyesight forces reluctant sale" 

https://www.gumtree.io/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ford-focus/1474385654

[grogee]

Cryptic. £2000 Cotswolds 

"HONESTY

A PILE OF RUST BUT FOR SPARES

OR A MAD MAN

TO RESTORE ,

Doors, , Red" 

https://www.gumtree.io/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1973-rover-3500-auto-rover-3500-honesty-a-pile-of-rust-but-for-spares-or-a-mad/1468737480

[grogee]

Four bags! Chipping Camden. 

https://www.gumtree.io/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2002-alfa-romeo-166-30-v6-24v-sportronic-lusso-4dr-auto-factory-body-kit-rare-p/1468723908

[grogee]

Pajero! £2300

https://www.gumtree.io/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1989-mitsubishi-pajero-manual-starts-drives-export-diesel-manual/1470779732

[Schaefft]

2 minutes ago, grogee said:

Four bags! Chipping Camden. 

https://www.gumtree.io/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2002-alfa-romeo-166-30-v6-24v-sportronic-lusso-4dr-auto-factory-body-kit-rare-p/1468723908

Wow, mine must be worth 12 grand then!

[D.E]

1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Hillman Hunter classic car | eBay

'The car gets a lot of attention and goes really well'

Yeah, enough about the Corsa how about the Hillman, M8?

 

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then air brushed brown to give it the rust look

[grogee]

"Yeah you need to pull the seat belt all the way out so people can see the seat" 

"Really?" 

"Yeah it's the done thing, it's what dealers do" 

"OK" 

V8 X308 Hinckley £3900

https://www.gumtree.io/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1998-jaguar-xj8-v8-40-sovereign-lwb-4dr-auto-fsh-lovely-car/1439544160

[grogee]

Can we have a crowd fund to drive this straight to the scrap yard? 

£1000 Lutterworth 

https://www.gumtree.io/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/jeep-patriot-estate-2007-manual-1968-cc-5-doors/1474323720

[Matty]

Praying we haven't had this yet. Read the ad, it's pure Swiss Tony perfection.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355469996248?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=ZijMoeIpSEm&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=svwv9r4orxa&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/326015137575?itmmeta=01HPWEKG9EH5N2W4WQSWY99C6P&hash=item4be8043727:g:OyEAAOSwolll0QFG

[D.E]

Could as well be one of those wacky Mitsuoka things:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/296230079222?itmmeta=01HPWEKG9EM2YZ5EWTNXK0CREJ&hash=item44f8b04af6:g:0-MAAOSw2tBl0H7h

[Cavcraft]

2016 Black Mercedes-Benz Gle Class 2.1 GLE250d AMG Line (Premium) SUV 5dr Diesel G-Tronic 4MATIC Euro 6 (s/s) (204 ps) for sale for £19,500 in MANCHESTER, GREATER MANCHESTER (autotrader.co.uk)

[SEATMad]

Magnificent!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/700428118917243/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[jim89]

16 minutes ago, D.E said:

Could as well be one of those wacky Mitsuoka things:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/296230079222?itmmeta=01HPWEKG9EM2YZ5EWTNXK0CREJ&hash=item44f8b04af6:g:0-MAAOSw2tBl0H7h

FFS how you spell it is written on the back of it in old Ford chrome letters 🙄🤷🏼‍♂️

[Wack]

4 hours ago, wesacosa said:

Barn find, it looks like a barn 

[jim89]

1 minute ago, Wack said:

Barn find, it looks like a barn 

"Fusion" accident in an Alibaba car themed candle factory?

[jim89]

2 minutes ago, Wack said:

Barn find, it looks like a barn 

More interest in the barn itself?

[Asimo]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/755169239817832

 

[D.E]

Turbo, manual

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/226007940624?itmmeta=01HPXNT3PD36WH0P1KEVY3CNJT&hash=item349f1f7e10:g:m6sAAOSw1~tl0Scn

[Rustybullethole]

Pretty sure this was a build on the transit forum a few years back. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204648719970?itmmeta=01HPXR9PAF98A6KFRE8J58SXHR&hash=item2fa603a662:g:ghMAAOSwkFllxj5F&itmprp=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4P4bKuxX03BALsaZCvxoVWPWsjGThpFIsF9YcUY%2B1nGMP3JDyYxMxWEaWcFn8T1VLTvA%2FMWwp8CU9%2FufUHZ%2B50zxMNEXYUyHzgT%2FFdmWzYJt3jJQS5dEt5L2Sd%2Bb67JcFSskTJFYn5%2B1j77YSl4pSswxgdgU5rOUfKQ3ngUiqipyR0cZV%2B8BhuGN8nC%2FboY0rqeqamPGikySdJe%2BD1loGl1tN3hhuyZmg1YToiZiKvwyR%2BuMyjJCYWFyNvauBtkxc6ZprVFYMyvrjOB6Sl08Z9wVP%2FxdeFH4D%2FXE7r%2FfmQ3x|tkp%3ABk9SR6blpri3Yw

[Rustybullethole]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/134551114390?itmmeta=01HPXRXPF04W3CDM30FHMKH638&hash=item1f53df1296:g:4S4AAOSwWcRkUfNB&itmprp=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4PA1GNaQyDCDTocpe1e8Gz2G6Kawb6TA%2FnM6IVAXMQDv5jYFf0Nnq4eIBqL%2FfH%2FRydi3zBY7OnlcapLwxhHfKHk4DxFXrxygmpNIeiFbSRd0BMs4UtV100yBhfm42YfLCOqkRfT2ManpvvWbMz0yIhKKWGwLGYprTMgX1mOuX9GWM272OVte%2FUqF%2BGOTlURREbLxhxTPR7tZiy5tuBaLrBKbfZqmX0VvHNpj4eKFhi3KNwXD0UyjBKcpn%2BkSWi9fRLd907MbL4ZkCt3v56FC19PalGLu%2B1DzRRVU2NgggtdA|tkp%3ABk9SR8bn9ri3Yw

[cort16]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/754129993326424

[cort16]

When you're 11 out of 10 on photoshop

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1365387394164820

[Cavcraft]

MGF 1.8 Project Volcano Orange | eBay

'Last photo was on one of its last trips across Europe'

 

[cort16]

£1200 Mondeo st diesel that’s going to have a years mot 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/mondeo-2.2-st/1474395893

[SEATMad]

I think this has been re-listed

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/326015963082?itmmeta=01HPY3ZEEWE96TSN269DYHP2PH&hash=item4be810cfca:g:5UEAAOSwkyNl0c3X

[LightBulbFun]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126335885597

no idea what this is actually worth and all the photos are what one might describe as a bit shit

but I bought a load of T12 fluorescent tubes off of the seller who was a decent sort, and was kind enough to deliver them to me by hand for the price of petrol, so figured the least I can do is punt his Pug 405 listing into the place with the best chance of it getting some interest

he said the story behind the 405 (because of course when I spotted it I went "ooh a 405") was he was saving it for when his kids turned 17, but when they did and he offered them the car, they said "we dont want an old mans car!"

 

[D.E]

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1691049

[egg]

1 hour ago, D.E said:

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1691049

This triggered a memory of a sister of a school friend getting stung by a wasp in about 1984 on the school run in the previous generation of Cressida estate. Funny, thing memory.

Like this one.