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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Always prepare your spraying area carefully. For example, make sure there's a house radiator blocking access one side, and your mum's kitchen door the other. It's also widely believed a big fuck off gap in the 'shelter' will help as the wind, rain, dust and the ceiling curtain will aid the drying process' 

 

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'Whoops! Nearly forgot to mention spilling coffee on the floor to absorb any overspray'

 

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'Nearly there now'

 

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'Oh, one final tip:  Don't bother masking the wind screen, save time by simply using the wipers to clear the area afterwards'

 

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'nobody else has these colours'

 

I should fucking hope not. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Street-KA-custom-painted-low-mileage-NO-RESERVE-PRICE/143533026166?hash=item216b3c2b76:g:It0AAOSwUuheRpjp

captain_70s Rank: Lancia Gamma

captain_70s

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54 minutes ago, Amishtat said:

Chances of that remaining unscened? 

Slammed rat-look by the end of the week.

mitsisigma01 Rank: Lancia Gamma

mitsisigma01

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The pink saxo has to be a roffle prize for the future. 

59 shitters @ 50p each would probably win it.

Must be driven home pre-booked mot of course. 

Sweepstake on how far it gets or how far before you get a tug 

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

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9 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

 

The pink saxo has to be a roffle prize for the future. ... 

The prize* nobody wants* to win

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Tenmil Socket

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Has someone actually attempted to attach a wing mirror using expanding foam! Sitting Pretty... more like Sitting Shitty...

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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Be like me.

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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1203551
 

It’s a truly terrible listing.  The seller says it has a year’s MOT, but the DVLA says that the year in question was 2009.

‘Offers invited’: I’d be lowballing this, but it could be a great car after a thorough service.

Maurice Marina Rank: Austin Maxi

Maurice Marina

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12 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Reminds me of the jade green roofed houses that can be seen in the Mill Hill area.

I wonder if the seller's reserve is somewhere near ten bags?

Not sure but he does have a pan on his head. He might one bag for the wife?

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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13 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Envoy-1-6-16v-PetrolManual-1999/402100891325

Oooohh an early 1.6 Envoy!!!

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Fuckin' Nora Batty, AH'M OOT

 

 

That needs a 'breathed on by Ford' sticker on the arch. Poor thing must have parked too close to a crusty Ka I reckon.

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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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11 hours ago, captain_70s said:

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I am erect.

He's reduced the price too. Was £2k for a couple of weeks.

I don't remember them that brown and beige even when new. My father's X plate 'Ultra' Horizon in black with silver detail looked almost ASBO in contrast. 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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struggling with the UK's housing crisis?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-conversion/383426700279

 

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Interior has been insulated and panelled out, ceiling insulated and tongue and grooved, 2 skylights fitted and roof has been sealed but one small leak remains by side entrance door. Side entrance door has a fold down step for access in

Starting bid of £500 on this, looks like its in quite a nice spot too, simply bid and move straight in. Sorted

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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2 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

That needs a 'breathed on by Ford' sticker on the arch. Poor thing must have parked too close to a crusty Ka I reckon.

'Corodavirus'

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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49 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-yaris-automatic-4x4/324075962228

Yaris automatic 4x4!!!

I thought the lad was bullshitting but seemingly such a spec did exist in japan, and this is badged as a 'Vitz' not a Yaris so I reckon he could be telling the truth. OLLI!!!

Strange it doesn't have the Japanese style rear plate recess or an obviously tacked-on rear fog light (the usual tell-tale signs a car is an import).

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

'Corodavirus'

You'd think after a century of trying* to find an antidote, Ford would have come up with a solution for it. 

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

struggling with the UK's housing crisis?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-conversion/383426700279

 

Starting bid of £500 on this, looks like its in quite a nice spot too, simply bid and move straight in. Sorted

No photos of the interior, flat tyres and question marks over whether it'll even start just add to the charm*.

I wonder what that chubby Kevin McCloud fella would think of it? 

 

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