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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If the vendor of this never used the old 'Hey love, want to come and see my pink spam Javelin' when picking up MILFs on hen nights, they don't really deserve to run a bus company.

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 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dennis-javelin-8-5-metre-plaxton-coach-bus/113769117696?hash=item1a7d2af800:g:~5cAAOSwFKdc8uFM

 

Driving that home the slow way via Newtown and Welshpool would be absolutely immense.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Double bonus points for it having THE shittest engine ever known to man.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-75E14-EUROCARGO-CURTAINSIDER-WITH-TAIL-LIFT-ideal-export/143274348377?hash=item215bd10f59:g:hUUAAOSwizRc781c

 

'reliable'

Can't even begin to describe how fucking dreadful these things are. Wheezy, drink fuel like it's going out of fashion, no redeeming features at all and won the 'Most likely vehicle to cause you serious mental damage' five years before they were even made. Shittier than a shitty thing on national shit thing day. In fact, whoever designed these (especially the engine and the wiring) should be made to fucking drive one every day for the rest of his/her miserable pissing existence. 

bigstraight6 Rank: Renault 16

bigstraight6

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20 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Double bonus points for it having THE shittest engine ever known to man.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-75E14-EUROCARGO-CURTAINSIDER-WITH-TAIL-LIFT-ideal-export/143274348377?hash=item215bd10f59:g:hUUAAOSwizRc781c

 

'reliable'

Can't even begin to describe how fucking dreadful these things are. Wheezy, drink fuel like it's going out of fashion, no redeeming features at all and won the 'Most likely vehicle to cause you serious mental damage' five years before they were even made. Shittier than a shitty thing on national shit thing day. In fact, whoever designed these (especially the engine and the wiring) should be made to fucking drive one every day for the rest of his/her miserable pissing existence. 

It’s true, I’d rather be tied up with piano wire and whipped while having electrodes attached to my nuts rather than driving one of these hateful pieces of shit. 

83C Rank: Renault 16

83C

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51 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

If the vendor of this never used the old 'Hey love, want to come and see my pink spam Javelin' when picking up MILFs on hen nights, they don't really deserve to run a bus company.

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 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dennis-javelin-8-5-metre-plaxton-coach-bus/113769117696?hash=item1a7d2af800:g:~5cAAOSwFKdc8uFM

 

Driving that home the slow way via Newtown and Welshpool would be absolutely immense.

I know where there is one of those with the considerably superior Volvo chassis for sale. Would still like a 12m one for a camper van conversion though.

JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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Cav what's wrong with your pics? Everyone else can post normal ones. Maybe someone on here can help with your settings to get things sorted out?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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And you join us live at the Badger's Head Olympics, where Peter Bog Horror is just warming up

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GR8 moves, Pete, got anything else up your sleeve?

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Fantastic stuff, M8, owt else in the repertoire?

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Sterling work, son, take a bow.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-ERF-KV-TIPPER-8x4-Classic-Restoration-Project-Gardner-150-engine-E-R-F/372679434906?hash=item56c56ce29a:g:y68AAOSw0ilc7Xyj

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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10 minutes ago, JeeExEll said:

Cav what's wrong with your pics? Everyone else can post normal ones. Maybe someone on here can help with settings to get things sorted out?

Honestly no idea, have tried some things but none of them worked.

clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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1 hour ago, Cavcraft said:

Double bonus points for it having THE shittest engine ever known to man.

s-l1600.jpg

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-75E14-EUROCARGO-CURTAINSIDER-WITH-TAIL-LIFT-ideal-export/143274348377?hash=item215bd10f59:g:hUUAAOSwizRc781c

 

'reliable'

Can't even begin to describe how fucking dreadful these things are. Wheezy, drink fuel like it's going out of fashion, no redeeming features at all and won the 'Most likely vehicle to cause you serious mental damage' five years before they were even made. Shittier than a shitty thing on national shit thing day. In fact, whoever designed these (especially the engine and the wiring) should be made to fucking drive one every day for the rest of his/her miserable pissing existence. 

 

So, when you buying it then ?

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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6 hours ago, Broadsword said:

There is one parked up at a nice house a few mins from where I live just like that one, low mileage and the same colour too (that colour is poor on an XJ). It seems to always get an MOT but never moves. One day soon I’ll leave a note I think. The 3.2 V8 is one I haven’t tried and obviously where there is another Jag to try, I must have a go! Gearboxes on x308s are very prone to failure annoyingly so tread careful with these.

I had a 3.2 V8, it was perfectly adequate in terms of power, and the gearboxes have an easier time of it with the smaller engine.  Don't sound very vee-eighty though, at least not with a standard exhaust.

cort1977 Rank: Renault 16

cort1977

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That Cadillac is the last of the body on frame, rear drive proper Cadillacs.  For that money it looks a conspicuous bargain.  I would drive it for a year and then take it to Sweden and sell for a massive profit.  Possibly.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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1 hour ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

Morris Marina Coupe

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ultra-rare-Morris-Marina-coupe-period-mods-original-timewarp-amazing-drive-away/173914823742?hash=item287e219c3e:g:0mEAAOSwDd1c6w~c

I dont want to come over all "Top Gear" but every time i see a marina coupe, i think "burn it. Burn it with fire. Then burn it again. And again." 

 

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