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Broadsword Rank: Renault 16

Broadsword

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27 minutes ago, clayts450 said:

@Broadsword

XJ8 for 395 in Cov, no ticket since 2017 but low mileage, and clean history

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/far-too-good-to-scrap/1342089944

There is one parked up at a nice house a few mins from where I live just like that one, low mileage and the same colour too (that colour is poor on an XJ). It seems to always get an MOT but never moves. One day soon I’ll leave a note I think. The 3.2 V8 is one I haven’t tried and obviously where there is another Jag to try, I must have a go! Gearboxes on x308s are very prone to failure annoyingly so tread careful with these.

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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26 minutes ago, clayts450 said:

Recently recommissioned 114SLi with full ticket and none too shabby history, 450 in Thurnscoe

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-metro-/1342084659

You'd have to live in my neck of the wood (not far from Thurnscoe) to understand the irony of a picture of a car with the driver's door open and nobody in it in Thurnscoe........

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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I'll be submitting this for the photograph of the week award:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-prelude-2-0i/283501599136?_trkparms=aid%3D888008%26algo%3DDISC.CARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131227121020%26meid%3D7f3157bf03804fb581bf86556413efc7%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D254247770326%26itm%3D283501599136&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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If the vendor of this never used the old 'Hey love, want to come and see my pink spam Javelin' when picking up MILFs on hen nights, they don't really deserve to run a bus company.

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 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dennis-javelin-8-5-metre-plaxton-coach-bus/113769117696?hash=item1a7d2af800:g:~5cAAOSwFKdc8uFM

 

Driving that home the slow way via Newtown and Welshpool would be absolutely immense.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Double bonus points for it having THE shittest engine ever known to man.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-75E14-EUROCARGO-CURTAINSIDER-WITH-TAIL-LIFT-ideal-export/143274348377?hash=item215bd10f59:g:hUUAAOSwizRc781c

 

'reliable'

Can't even begin to describe how fucking dreadful these things are. Wheezy, drink fuel like it's going out of fashion, no redeeming features at all and won the 'Most likely vehicle to cause you serious mental damage' five years before they were even made. Shittier than a shitty thing on national shit thing day. In fact, whoever designed these (especially the engine and the wiring) should be made to fucking drive one every day for the rest of his/her miserable pissing existence. 

bigstraight6 Rank: Renault 16

bigstraight6

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20 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Double bonus points for it having THE shittest engine ever known to man.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-75E14-EUROCARGO-CURTAINSIDER-WITH-TAIL-LIFT-ideal-export/143274348377?hash=item215bd10f59:g:hUUAAOSwizRc781c

 

'reliable'

Can't even begin to describe how fucking dreadful these things are. Wheezy, drink fuel like it's going out of fashion, no redeeming features at all and won the 'Most likely vehicle to cause you serious mental damage' five years before they were even made. Shittier than a shitty thing on national shit thing day. In fact, whoever designed these (especially the engine and the wiring) should be made to fucking drive one every day for the rest of his/her miserable pissing existence. 

It’s true, I’d rather be tied up with piano wire and whipped while having electrodes attached to my nuts rather than driving one of these hateful pieces of shit. 

83C Rank: Renault 16

83C

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51 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

If the vendor of this never used the old 'Hey love, want to come and see my pink spam Javelin' when picking up MILFs on hen nights, they don't really deserve to run a bus company.

s-l1600.jpg

 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dennis-javelin-8-5-metre-plaxton-coach-bus/113769117696?hash=item1a7d2af800:g:~5cAAOSwFKdc8uFM

 

Driving that home the slow way via Newtown and Welshpool would be absolutely immense.

I know where there is one of those with the considerably superior Volvo chassis for sale. Would still like a 12m one for a camper van conversion though.

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