Fat_Pirate Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Nothing says success like a SD1. I had one of these years ago so this time you'll be copying me, which is permissible because I've put "BE MORE LIKE FAT_PIRATE" down as one of your Objectives this year. £1100 classified price though it's a manual. Cavcraft, cort16, BeEP and 8 others 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Pirate Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 Finally, a Jaguar. Not a proper one of course, only alpha males like myself get the X300 but this'll do for you. V8 and currently £650. Now get back to work and where are my FUCKING PAPERCLIPS? RobT, michael t, clayts450 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Brodders, adw1977, Cavcraft and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonedagain Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 12 hours ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Renault-Magnum-500-DXI-twin-pipe-hydraulics/163612076332?hash=item26180a292c:g:pAIAAOSwHQxclkLE Photo makes it look like a giraffe transporter! Cavcraft, BorniteIdentity and S2000 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Cheap wheels, assuming price isn't a typo. £123 with 11 months test. Dizzler, location Rugby. https://www.gumtree.com/p/saab/saab/1340957670 Brodders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 This looks clean for £600. Full ticket too. https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/nissan-sunny-1.4-1995-1-year-mot-low-mileage/1340955688 jumpingjehovahs, Kringle, michael t and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 17 hours ago, Cavcraft said: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-Renault-Magnum-500-DXI-twin-pipe-hydraulics/163612076332?hash=item26180a292c:g:pAIAAOSwHQxclkLE brickwall, HarmonicCheeseburger, willswitchengage and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 400 quid MOT'd Mini 1.4 diesel. The gearbox is gubbed but on the plus side I bet these are great on fuel. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-One-diesel-1-4-Parts-or-Repair-Drives-and-has-MOT/123777828473?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Cheap Camper? Maybe not https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/513213549213643/ Cavcraft and JeeExEll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Sell by date 01/05/2011 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/684076032035482/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Feeling brave? SD1 2300 for £650. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-2-3-S-ST1-for-restoration-or-spares/183816174214?hash=item2acc4c3a86:g:JsAAAOSwcvRc3xr0 Tenmil Socket, adw1977, MarvinsMom and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Look at this fucking tart. Slightly rough and ready, but, Fwwwwoaaarrrr "Hiya, wanna buy me a drink???". "Wanna come back to my place??? Lets go". "Door's wide open for you. Wanna come inside??". "Do you like my nice plump rear?". https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-LANCIA-DELTA-1-5-LX-Genuine-Barn-Find/223528558605?hash=item340b57200d:g:GdwAAOSwtzdcng0Y&redirect=mobile davehedgehog31, face, clayts450 and 15 others 16 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Pirate Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Good evening, FP is here once again to help you find a car fitting your HUGE EXECUTIVE STATUS. Normally, I assume anyone who arrives in an Audi A4 is here to fix the photocopier, so I'll loudly remind you to CHECK THE FUCKING STAPLE CARTRIDGE THIS TIME. However, the colour and the fact this is a CVT would mark you out as something different - perhaps some sort of marketing person who might have some coke to share with me. £1445 with free fucked roof. RobT, Aston Martin, Kringle and 9 others 6 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Pirate Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I You know what this is? This is a car for someone who hasn't met their OBJECTIVES this year. It's diesel, it's manual, it's got no MOT, and is currently £560. djim, Cavcraft, JeeExEll and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat_Pirate Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Once again I end with a Jaguar, this time a proper one with the correct engine. BIN of £3800 but it's been off the road a very long time, you'll need big balls but I like that and may invite you for a manly wrestle, should you buy it. Stevebrookman, Cavcraft, djim and 6 others 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/permalink/2754887017860238/?sale_post_id=2754887017860238&rt=11 Kringle, New POD, Split_Pin and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 wasn't looking too bad then...? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/293101638984?ul_noapp=true inconsistant, JeeExEll, michael t and 8 others 8 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Shitting nora look at the state of that. Has it been left in the woods with the windows down for 10 years or summert? Still an amazing looker though. BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Followed a blue on this afternoon bit less foliage though. cort16 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Beetle-1975-Lil-Bugger-custom-1600cc/323815847660?hash=item4b64edb6ec:g:nbYAAOSw65lc59Yv face and Twiggy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Code Brown https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201905117842535 Lacquer Peel, somewhatfoolish, RobT and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Love this colour -1500 quid XJR https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201905198105631? Aston Martin, Semi-C, Broadsword and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201905178050435? Cavcraft and RobT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broadsword Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 27 minutes ago, cort16 said: Love this colour -1500 quid XJR https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201905198105631? The colour is fantastic, probably the best along side sapphire blue on an X300, but that one is really rotten looking and as such is well over-priced with the current depressed market. My signal red XJR was only £1750 and has no rot at all. When I bought my turquoise XJR I got it for £700 with longer MOT, lower miles, full service history and by the time it was fixed it was far better than what you see above. If you are really good at welding and feeling brave I’d offer £700 and maybe you would get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I don't think I've ever seen the wheels on that 8 series before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 6 hours ago, JeeExEll said: Look at this fucking tart. Slightly rough and ready, but, Fwwwwoaaarrrr .... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-LANCIA-DELTA-1-5-LX-Genuine-Barn-Find/223528558605?hash=item340b57200d:g:GdwAAOSwtzdcng0Y&redirect=mobile Hmmm.... Kringle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 6 hours ago, cort16 said: wasn't looking too bad then...? https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/293101638984?ul_noapp=true Shame about the condition as that colour combination is FIT. Fat_Pirate and willswitchengage 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 These two honeys are currently up for auction (with an auction house that I have an account with...) https://www.lloydsonline.com.au/LotDetails.aspx?smode=1&lid=1858079 https://www.lloydsonline.com.au/LotDetails.aspx?smode=1&lid=1858080 If only I had somewhere to put them as I think they will sell cheap, or not at all. LightBulbFun, JeeExEll, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 Coincidently, the same auction house is selling the Gas Monkey VW Shorty https://www.lloydsonline.com.au/LotDetails.aspx?smode=1&lid=1863273 I'm interested to find out how that ended up in Australia, someone must have really wanted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-750IL-5-0l-V12-LSD-E32-750/323815172669?hash=item4b64e36a3d:g:YiYAAOSwv5Nc1-fF Aston Martin, Disco Fever, Schaefft and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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