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27 minutes ago, clayts450 said:

@Broadsword

XJ8 for 395 in Cov, no ticket since 2017 but low mileage, and clean history

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/far-too-good-to-scrap/1342089944

There is one parked up at a nice house a few mins from where I live just like that one, low mileage and the same colour too (that colour is poor on an XJ). It seems to always get an MOT but never moves. One day soon I’ll leave a note I think. The 3.2 V8 is one I haven’t tried and obviously where there is another Jag to try, I must have a go! Gearboxes on x308s are very prone to failure annoyingly so tread careful with these.

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26 minutes ago, clayts450 said:

Recently recommissioned 114SLi with full ticket and none too shabby history, 450 in Thurnscoe

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-metro-/1342084659

You'd have to live in my neck of the wood (not far from Thurnscoe) to understand the irony of a picture of a car with the driver's door open and nobody in it in Thurnscoe........

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If the vendor of this never used the old 'Hey love, want to come and see my pink spam Javelin' when picking up MILFs on hen nights, they don't really deserve to run a bus company.

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 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dennis-javelin-8-5-metre-plaxton-coach-bus/113769117696?hash=item1a7d2af800:g:~5cAAOSwFKdc8uFM

 

Driving that home the slow way via Newtown and Welshpool would be absolutely immense.

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Double bonus points for it having THE shittest engine ever known to man.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-75E14-EUROCARGO-CURTAINSIDER-WITH-TAIL-LIFT-ideal-export/143274348377?hash=item215bd10f59:g:hUUAAOSwizRc781c

 

'reliable'

Can't even begin to describe how fucking dreadful these things are. Wheezy, drink fuel like it's going out of fashion, no redeeming features at all and won the 'Most likely vehicle to cause you serious mental damage' five years before they were even made. Shittier than a shitty thing on national shit thing day. In fact, whoever designed these (especially the engine and the wiring) should be made to fucking drive one every day for the rest of his/her miserable pissing existence. 

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20 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Double bonus points for it having THE shittest engine ever known to man.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-75E14-EUROCARGO-CURTAINSIDER-WITH-TAIL-LIFT-ideal-export/143274348377?hash=item215bd10f59:g:hUUAAOSwizRc781c

 

'reliable'

Can't even begin to describe how fucking dreadful these things are. Wheezy, drink fuel like it's going out of fashion, no redeeming features at all and won the 'Most likely vehicle to cause you serious mental damage' five years before they were even made. Shittier than a shitty thing on national shit thing day. In fact, whoever designed these (especially the engine and the wiring) should be made to fucking drive one every day for the rest of his/her miserable pissing existence. 

It’s true, I’d rather be tied up with piano wire and whipped while having electrodes attached to my nuts rather than driving one of these hateful pieces of shit. 

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51 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

If the vendor of this never used the old 'Hey love, want to come and see my pink spam Javelin' when picking up MILFs on hen nights, they don't really deserve to run a bus company.

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 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/dennis-javelin-8-5-metre-plaxton-coach-bus/113769117696?hash=item1a7d2af800:g:~5cAAOSwFKdc8uFM

 

Driving that home the slow way via Newtown and Welshpool would be absolutely immense.

I know where there is one of those with the considerably superior Volvo chassis for sale. Would still like a 12m one for a camper van conversion though.

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49 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Smug satisfaction rating: INFINITY

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Recovery-vehicle-Mercedes-814/143276065420?hash=item215beb428c:g:ZIMAAOSwdOtc8TjR

 

(Even the dog is laughing at that van)

 

 

the import question is, are the street lights in the back of the IVECO included in the sale? :mrgreen:

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And you join us live at the Badger's Head Olympics, where Peter Bog Horror is just warming up

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GR8 moves, Pete, got anything else up your sleeve?

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Fantastic stuff, M8, owt else in the repertoire?

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Sterling work, son, take a bow.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1961-ERF-KV-TIPPER-8x4-Classic-Restoration-Project-Gardner-150-engine-E-R-F/372679434906?hash=item56c56ce29a:g:y68AAOSw0ilc7Xyj

 

 

 

 

 

 

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10 minutes ago, JeeExEll said:

Cav what's wrong with your pics? Everyone else can post normal ones. Maybe someone on here can help with settings to get things sorted out?

Honestly no idea, have tried some things but none of them worked.

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