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Ghosty Rank: Talbot Tagora

Ghosty

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Fairly sure this has been on before, but hey, LOOK AT IT!!!123WTFBBQ!!! Last one evah apparently.... £16995 which whilst more dosh than I have, doesn't sound that dear.... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Bitter-SC-Coupe-Unique-Opportunity-THE-LAST-ONE-BUILT/113623753455?hash=item1a7480e2ef:g:ma0AAOSwq9ZbfHAU:rk:45:pf:0

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I've seen this car in person a couple of times knocking about London and it's as good as it looks.

 

The plate is B7TTR for any serious enquirers.

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Fairly sure this has been on before, but hey, LOOK AT IT!!!123WTFBBQ!!! Last one evah apparently.... £16995 which whilst more dosh than I have, doesn't sound that dear.... https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Bitter-SC-Coupe-Unique-Opportunity-THE-LAST-ONE-BUILT/113623753455?hash=item1a7480e2ef:g:ma0AAOSwq9ZbfHAU:rk:45:pf:0

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I love these things and that looks fantastic. Just don't run a rear wheel down a pothole FFS!

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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One for the "Cars I've never heard of" Fred...

 

A Henry J.... no, me neither....

 

Bellend

 

 

Shove it in your brown tube M8

 

s-l1600.jpgTo quote Herr Junkman "DO NOT PAINT"

£2750 Clarsey-fired.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-Henry-J-Drag-Racer-Barn-Find-Rat-Rod/264178281263?hash=item3d8240ab2f:g:v7wAAOSwUh5cVvox:rk:20:pf:0

 

 I don't want it dragging 

 

 

 

 

MOD500 Rank: Austin Maxi

MOD500

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TITLE:

 

MERCEDES ML AMG 6x6 PICKUP MONSTER TRUCK

 

 

  • It's not a monster truck
  • Quote - 'Please note that currently the vehicle  is 4x6' (So It's not 6x6)
  • Quote - 'The car is with original AMG KIT' (So It's not actually an AMG)

Ok, I've got this.....

 

NEW TITLE:

 

MERCEDES ML DISASTER

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-ML-AMG-6x6-PICKUP-MONSTER-TRUCK-ONE-OFF-CUSTOM-MADE-OFF-ROAD-LPG/283374580324?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180409081753%26meid%3D818874cbddab4c3cb7e68804a59a7a88%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D372600189850%26itm%3D283374580324&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

  • Lacquer Peel, Dick Cheeseburger, Remspoor and 1 other
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cort1977 Rank: Renault 16

cort1977

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Not sure which thread to put this in.... Bargains or here.... Eight bags for a plastic gullwinged POS which probably smells of piss. No engine or box, was electric but they've robbed all that out of it.  Doubtless some serious ££££ has been spent on it, but as we all know, you don't always get that back....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-VW-classic-Beetle-conversion-NO-MOT-OR-TAX-REQUIRED-No-engine-motor-box/303054288057?hash=item468f7174b9:g:Vx0AAOSwAdhcXF4e:rk:48:pf:0

 

 

That's being sold by the bloke who does those kits to convert an MX-5 in to a Aerial Atom type thing, tastefully called the Exocet. 

tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

tooSavvy

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A Carina II estate has just popped up on FB, Houghton le Spring. £850

 

1991 70k... Mot Nov19 and no massive rust fails!

 

H965HJO

 

*guy is on RR

  • Lacquer Peel and M'coli
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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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Not sure which thread to put this in.... Bargains or here.... Eight bags for a plastic gullwinged POS which probably smells of piss. No engine or box, was electric but they've robbed all that out of it.  Doubtless some serious ££££ has been spent on it, but as we all know, you don't always get that back....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-VW-classic-Beetle-conversion-NO-MOT-OR-TAX-REQUIRED-No-engine-motor-box/303054288057?hash=item468f7174b9:g:Vx0AAOSwAdhcXF4e:rk:48:pf:0

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I'd love to see a clattery old XUD shoved in that, with the fuel pump turned up so it rolls coal everywhere.

 

Leave all the stickers on it too.

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Fucked early MG Metro, I was going to put this in 'bargains'

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mg-Metro-1300-mk1-1982-Y-early-black-interior-model/123635665046?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180409081753%26meid%3Dbcad7e0f4070444ab076cd5c6f8476e0%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D312494543489%26itm%3D123635665046&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

 

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catsinthewelder Rank: Lancia Gamma

catsinthewelder

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What was going on with the £65k taxi with grubby seats?  Listing is now removed.

Daviemck2006 Rank: Citroen Ami

Daviemck2006

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I'd love to see a clattery old XUD shoved in that, with the fuel pump turned up so it rolls coal everywhere.

 

Leave all the stickers on it too.

I have an elderly xantia xud turbo with a cracking engine and box which could do the job. Pkty I dont have 8 grand to buy this. I would leave on all the electric stickers and add an odd 1.9td badge and possibly a large dirty derv sticker on it then run it on veg

 

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Mrcento Rank: Renault 16

Mrcento

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"Hi mate, i've got an old Maestro here.... wee bit of rust, any idea how i can tidy it up?"

 

"How much is a wee bit?"

 

"The whole bottom half of the car"

 

"Hahaha, well you could just tape bits off, paint the whole bottom half a random colour and try to pretend it's meant to be like that"

 

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"No i was....."

 

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SURFACE RUST TO WHEEL ARCHES

 

No shit, sherlock,

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-MAESTRO-CLUBMAN-12-MONTHS-MOT/192833996268?hash=item2ce5cd45ec:g:Fb0AAOSwMsJboSEo

 

All joking aside, i think it's a decent thing to tidy up. Properly shitey.

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Braddon81 Rank: BL Wedge

Braddon81

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That's being sold by the bloke who does those kits to convert an MX-5 in to a Aerial Atom type thing, tastefully called the Exocet.

 

Its a pity its been 'got at'. I quite liked these as a kid in the 80s - painted white and if you squinted a bit you could pretend you were a bargain bin Roger Moore. post-20412-0-87004400-1551427793_thumb.jpg
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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

JeeExEll

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'Barn find' Zodiac Executive which was 'possibly' used in The Sweeney. (Same car was used in the pre-Sweeney 'Regan').

 

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But the guy doesn't know for sure if it's the Sweeney car.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Zodiac-Executive-not-Zephyr-3-0-V6-Manual-barn-find-Sweeney-John-Thaw/132970597442?hash=item1ef5aa4c42:g:188AAOSwo8NceFO7&redirect=mobile

 

How on earth could we find out?

- Well, . . . does it have the fucking registration number GJD 488J on it?

 

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"Guv, I smell a rat. I think it's Harry The Bastard from under the railway arches. He's only trying to pass off a car as one of ours!".

— "You what??? You mean Harry The Bastard with the Roller? Get round his gaff and bring him in George, we'll teach him not to tell porkies".

 

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(DVLA says GJD 488J not recognised.

But you could still have great fun screeching around the streets in this one regardless.

Twin exhausts too. Great to see one still around :-) The one from the TV looks to be maybe Sapphire blue).

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