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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Ignore the swearword on the corner of the grille, it is not a FIAT

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-cargo-recovery/223328142834?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D56003%26meid%3D648a2b2738b349cb88f6554abd945b0b%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D333039267395%26itm%3D223328142834&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Kill it. Kill it with fire.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-robin-van-1981/153357210876?hash=item23b4cd54fc:g:YsYAAOSwKSlcUK4w

 

'will be sad to see it go'

 

Sad? You should be fucking cartwheeling bollocko through Ironbridge.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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The stuff of nightmares for Billy, if a Renner Master had sex with an Iveco Daily......

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renualt-recovery-truck-speclift-6-ton/153344879329?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D56003%26meid%3D060906f03ef143bfbfe14f8cc007900a%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D223328142834%26itm%3D153344879329&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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NOT SISTER'S HALF MAST TROUSERS BEARDED WANKER COFFEE BEANS PROSECCO RIGHT ON FAIR TRADE LENTIL STRING FRIENDSHIP BANDS KIDS CALL YOU BY YOUR FIRST NAME GLUTON FREE BUTTIES TASTE LIKE A USED CARDBOARD JOCK STRAP WHO THE FUCK EATS THEM OUT OF CHOICE NOT ME SOZ M8 BRIGHTON LONDON ESCORT MK1 RECOVERY TRUCK

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-hy-van/143108915752?hash=item2151f4c228:g:BuMAAOSw0YlcUMRc

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Pretend you are delivering for Asda circa 1997

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-FL10-TRACTOR-UNIT-SLEEPER-CAB/401691938946?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D55677%26meid%3D3a3c3aca52174a4dac1ebcf4922acd0e%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D223333730272%26itm%3D401691938946&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

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Note some joker is wanting 18k for a 4x2, jog on sunshine

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Edwin's last stand?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Erf-ecx-51-plate-tractor-unit/123443410922?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D56003%26meid%3Dfd5f508a052842b2aad5214453794548%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D401691938946%26itm%3D123443410922&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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Seller too much of a cunt to get a probably S mark PG9 lifted, so if moved under it's own power, YA FUCKED M12

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Shit that 420 is an Executive - posh alloys, leather trim and (I think) Aircon!!!! Mega rare!!!

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Lancia Gamma

MorrisItalSLX

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Kill it. Kill it with fire.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-robin-van-1981/153357210876?hash=item23b4cd54fc:g:YsYAAOSwKSlcUK4w

 

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will be sad to see it go'

 

Sad? You should be fucking cartwheeling bollocko through Ironbridge.

Monstrosities like this make me want to start a charity organisation that rescues and rehabilitates Reliants that have been infected by Trotter’s Disease.

 

Help support Save The Reliants today for just £99 a month and you can help these majestic creatures suffering from Trotter’s Disease return to a normal life. Symptoms of Trotter's Disease may include:

• Yellowing of the Skin

• Severe Bruising

• Sign Writing

• Roof Racks

• Leopard Print Seat Covers

• Blow Up Dolls in Rear Window

So please send £99 a month to save these Reliants from this inevitable fate.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Monstrosities like this make me want to start a charity organisation that rescues and rehabilitates Reliants that have been infected by Trotter’s Disease.

 

Help support Save The Reliants today for just £99 a month and you can help these majestic creatures suffering from Trotter’s Diseases. Symptoms may include:

• Yellowing of the Skin

• Severe Bruising

• Sign Writing

• Roof Racks

• Leopard Print Seat Covers

• Blow Up Dolls in Rear Window

So please send £99 a month to save the Reliants from this inevitable fate.

 

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Mr Laurence Rank: BL Wedge

Mr Laurence

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Liked for Mark E Smith registration and rarity - have shared on Rover 25/200/Streetwise Facefart group and on Rover 200/400 Owners Club forum

They really are lovely, aren’t they? I’ve missed out on more than one vi basically on my doorstep for various reasons. I still really want to get one at some point though

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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I've got a spare grille for one of those in my lockup!

sierraman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

sierraman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-JAGUAR-XJ6-AUTO-3590CC-PETROL-4-DOOR-SALOON-IN-SILVER-COLOUR/264126111929?hash=item3d7f24a0b9:g:EkIAAOSws~VcNeoV

 

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The roof and some of the panels have become damaged as you can see in the photos, this is because unfortunately one of our workers by mistake grabbed the vehicle with the grab machine.'

So... body’s fucked, interiors fucked and the engines fucked. Might be MOT exempt?

 

Christ. It’s a shame the lister of the ad wasn’t in the car when they lifted it with the grabber.

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