eBay tat volume 3.

[egg]

That's great - but seats look like they are from a plusher model?

[oldcars]

Rover 75 Conny SE diesel, lo miles but with ruddy great hole in nearside sill caused by hamfisted jacking. £300 no bids, 10 hrs left, Ledbury

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-75-connoisseur-se-2003/192789350245?hash=item2ce3240765:g:GZYAAOSwFGNcOw-g

That's where mine has gone too, but not as bad as that. Its getting sorted this week.

[Sheefag]

That 75 finished with no bids.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

That's great - but seats look like they are from a plusher model?

 

More than made up for by the engine capacity.

[egg]

More than made up for by the engine capacity.

 

Ha, very true. A 940cc MK1 would be the best of all!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Wow check this out!!

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-124-1968-GENUINE-BARN-FIND/183638082962

 

 

 

The family that originally owned the car bought the car in Damascus in Syria as they stayed there because of work. When their work commitments finished they drove the car all the way to Comrie in Perthshire in 1976, parked it in the garage 2 years later and it has been parked there ever since

 

 

Fantastic!!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Free* motoring, with Autoshite

[egg]

Amazing Fiat. Not on the DVLA database though.

 

Another one for Shite Knight, lol

[Sheefag]

That Fiat is outstanding.

[wuvvum]

Most of a Reynard Marina.  Seems like only yesterday you could get a tidy MOT'd Marina for this money.

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Cheap Golf Plus at Autoshite budget levels:

 

Looks legit:

 

 

1.9 turbo dizzler:

 

 

High mileage not a problem. These cars go on forever, right?

 

Ah.....

 

 

[skattrd]

Opel Monza, with full MOT, only a little* welding needed.

 

 

I'm not sure on prices of these things, but £2250 BINs doesn't seem too bad considering its legal 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-monza-3-0-GSE/264131102683?

[Wack]

1952 triumph renown £2900

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/344948189674642/

[11001010]

 

https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/new-braunfels-1976-peugeot-504-station/6775829816.html

[richardmorris]

Cheap Golf Plus at Autoshite budget levels:

 

Looks legit:

 

 

1.9 turbo dizzler:

 

 

High mileage not a problem. These cars go on forever, right?

 

Ah.....

 

 

 

Drunk driving home from the pub and hit someone/ something and continue to drive home?

[11001010]

 

https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/austin-rare-1955-packard-custom-clipper/6781528807.html

[w00dy]

Vectra 1.6 Base

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-vectra/223319937658 

[11001010]

Been parked in a garage since the original owner died in 1976.

 

 

https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/lockhart-1972-buick-riviera/6755880190.html

[11001010]

 

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/denver-buick-hearse-and-cadillac-hearse/6796393786.html

[500tops]

Fuuuuuck, I want that 'lac hearse!

[11001010]

 

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/denver-75-cutlass-good-daily-car-trade/6796130545.html

[11001010]

 

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/norfolk-1957-desoto-two-door-hardtop/6792878302.html

[Redfred]

That 75 finished with no bids.

It’s relisted with a starter of £250

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-75-connoisseur-se-2003/192793118779?item=192793118779&pageci=230dd910-3ee1-442e-b7e5-e8e1e194089f&redirect=mobile

[11001010]

 

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/d/pleasant-ridge-1977-cadillac-coupe/6793107407.html

[11001010]

 

https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/cto/d/hazel-park-1961-studebaker-hawk/6790996431.html

[cort16]

Salty

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/454652708400476

[11001010]

 

https://fresno.craigslist.org/cto/d/fulton-c30-chevy-motorhome/6792975851.html

[Cavcraft]

Shall I compare thee to thine namesake?

Painter or crap car, your choice to make

So Sit down dear listeners, for a while

and put up with some more of my wordy bile

 

In the case of...

 

Picasso Vs Picasso

 

Let's check out La Vie, what's going on there,

before we find another artwork to compare.

 

 

How could one do this, thou maketh me sick

fornicating my sister in front of family pic

I've just put layeth a deposit on our next family cart

and ordered LIVE LOVE LAUGH wall paper art

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He should be at the garage getting his wheeltrim replaced

but he went down the boozer and got off his face 

he doth betray his concubine for bit on the side 

an she's proper fumin, come round with their child

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-Citroen-Xsara-Picasso-Desire-Spares-or-Repair/323642164800?hash=item4b5a938640:g:MTkAAOSwWH1cNh6D:rk:24:pf:0

 

 

 

 

Les Demoiselles d'Avignon doth roughly translate 

to a fanny magnet cart that nearly seats eight

see steamed up windows for proof at a push

key to Picasso grand worth 5 in a bush

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Grand-C4-Picasso-1-6HDi-16v-EGS-VTR/332911484711?hash=item4d83121f27:g:GoMAAOSw6gdb9VgY

 

 

Next cometh the Family Of Saltimbanques

who ventured to Rhyl to swim sewage tanks

but the gearbox did breaketh in their Picasso Grand

and they all got swallowed by giant black hand

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spares-or-repairs-citroen-c4-picasso/183634967808?hash=item2ac17f3d00:g:KOUAAOSwa3FcO3Xv:rk:4:pf:1&frcectupt=true

 

Check out Girl With Mandolin

wooden tits, wooden chin

she'd play a tune on your pink oboe

if you came home in a Picasso

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Citroen-Xsara-Picasso-Desire-Spares-or-Repair/173731864512?hash=item287339dfc0:g:zzAAAOSwUP5cNl9U:rk:7:pf:0

 

terminar.

 

[Redfred]

Fish face fester for £150

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1999-ford-fiesta/1326899065?utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=ios_social

[eddyramrod]

00O0O_iI0GAOijtCl_1200x900.jpg00G0G_aZ0NJLmQQRt_1200x900.jpg

 

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/norfolk-1957-desoto-two-door-hardtop/6792878302.html

WANT.  Don't care what else happens in the world, or even if I can ever drive again, but fuck...... WANT.