eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-400-CREW-BUS-VAN-PROJECT/303024232575

 

 

HEALTH PROBLEMS

 

 

DEATH

 

Why do I have to be told such stuff in a car advert?

Aldi doesn't advertise its pork chops for sale due to the death of a pig.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-Plymouth-Satellite-318-V8-Californian-Classic-Roadrunner/223318072915

 

 

That stupid Holley on the poor little 318 will have no effect except a dismal fuel consumption:

 

 

 

It's pretty fucked otherwise, but instead of sorting the car, someone opted to waste his money on a

 

 

full paint job similar to the Roadrunner

 

in slightly below Earl Scheib quality.

 

I despair.

[Junkman]

A Vitesse is being hauled into the sunset.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-vittesse-1600-saloon-BARN-FIND/153334085762

 

 

Do not read the ad!

My brain is still smoking.

[Junkman]

Just when I thought I've seen it all.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Auto-Test-Mini/123587433550

 

 

Perfect

 

That's not exactly the attribute that springs to my mind.

[Junkman]

 

LAGONDA RAPIER STYLE CLASSIC KIT CAR

 

Whoa, show me!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAGONDA-RAPIER-STYLE-CLASSIC-KIT-CAR-BODY-CHASSIS/173731231649

 

What? PMSL!

 

 

There are actually people bidding on it, presumably for the

 

 

body that was removed from a 1937 Lagonda Rapier

[Junkman]

This is nice.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Limousine-DS420-Automatic-Classic-Car-Project/254060362886

 

 

Some arsehole will dulux it white.

[Remspoor]

Pure 

Unadulterated

Copper Bottom

Overpriced

SHITE

 

You to can have a camper van for £17000 based on a DFSK Loadhopper whot retails at $5000 on allibaba.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2015-ROMAHOME-D20-2-BERTH-FABULOUS-COMPACT-CAMPERVAN/142868688464?hash=item2143a32e50:g:VhcAAOSwp7tbS0eu:rk:16:pf:0

Roma?

[Junkman]

For those of you who suffer from the compulsive obsession these are any good.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-300E-Automatic-4-door-saloon-1992-VGC/392211486791

[Junkman]

WBoD Red Alert!

 

Even has snow chains fitted already!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-Find-Volvo/123587143890

 

The purpose of snow chains may have eluded the person who put them on a bit, mind.

 

The intellectual level of the ad is in line with it, thus reader discretion is advised.

[egg]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-RENAULT-4-GTL-1108cc-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-NO-ROT/283333976684

 

 

Is this one of us?

 

Cor, seller seems quite sensible, and would probably drop at your door.

 

[inconsistant]

1983 AUSTIN COOPER S TYPE

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-AUSTIN-COOPER-S-TYPE-GARAGE-FIND/264114004555?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20170920101022%26meid%3Deec3717b64c0460d951a5dea16972e3c%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D10%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D123587143890%26itm%3D264114004555&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

 

[MorrisItalSLX]

This is nice.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Limousine-DS420-Automatic-Classic-Car-Project/254060362886

 

 

Some arsehole will dulux it white.

 

The only thing that needs is a tweed front seat and perhaps wonky AA badge at a pinch.

 

Fun Fact! A DS240 will just fit in my garage. I checked.

[MorrisItalSLX]

Daimler Sovereign

 

 

Poor People Friendly

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJ6-Daimler-Sovereign-Series-3-4-2-LPG/283311832005?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D275030283c8c4e569f39e69c5ea1a953%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D254060362886%26itm%3D283311832005&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

[Junkman]

The only thing that needs is the rear seats reupholstered in West of England cloth.

FTFY

 

 

Fun Fact! A DS240 will just fit in my garage. I checked.

When will you push it in it?

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

Oh FFS.

 

Watchlisted.

 

Save me from myself fella!

[MorrisItalSLX]

When will you push it in it?

 

When it teleports to my driveway.

[MorrisItalSLX]

Daimler Sovereign (Giffer Spec)

 

 

The seats needs re-inflating

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-DAIMLER-4-2-SOVEREIGN-LWB-SERIES-2/352559327660?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D61fe4b550c8b4a20b0c3a703868c1031%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D283311832005%26itm%3D352559327660&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1983 AUSTIN COOPER S TYPE

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-AUSTIN-COOPER-S-TYPE-GARAGE-FIND/264114004555?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20170920101022%26meid%3Deec3717b64c0460d951a5dea16972e3c%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D10%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D123587143890%26itm%3D264114004555&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

 

 

Oddly enough, that's what DVLA records it as. Never heard of it before. Thought it was just a badly-customised Maestro with some Letraset decals. The things ye learn....

[vulgalour]

It is.  It's been on these pages about forty three times.  I hope somebody buys it just so we never have to see it again.

[inconsistant]

^^^ DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

[wuvvum]

Save me from myself fella!

That would make a quality collection thread to be fair.  Cheap flight to Manc with 063 battery in your hand luggage, fit the replacement rad in the bloke's driveway and then drive home to a pre-booked contrôle technique.  WCPGW?

[wuvvum]

Austin Maestro genuine 37320miles from new Every MOT. Two owners

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Maestro-genuine-37320miles-from-new/283326211863?hash=item41f78ee717:g:FycAAOSwKV9b-940

 

 

Loving the wonky Halfords "CITY" badging on the tailgate.  Presumably giffer-applied.

[Fabergé Greggs]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-RENAULT-4-GTL-1108cc-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-NO-ROT/283333976684

 

 

Is this one of us?

Not sure any of us have ever referred to a car as a “horse”

[Burnside]

If anyone buys this, let me know as I live *Local, so could stash it away for you, for a few weeks.

 

My phone won't access the link by clicking on the photo. Where is this fine Motor advertised?

[Junkman]

It is.  It's been on these pages about forty three times.  I hope somebody buys it just so we never have to see it again.

 

Only if it grenades on collection, I'm afraid.

[wuvvum]

My phone won't access the link by clicking on the photo. Where is this fine Motor advertised?

On t'Wirral.

 

Edit: or did you mean the website?  Ebay in that case.

[AMC Rebel]

 

 

WE ARE NOT SURE THE DATE OF REGISTRATION AS PREVIOUS OWNER HAS LOST V5C

 

 

[Burnside]

On t'Wirral.

 

Edit: or did you mean the website?  Ebay in that case.

Thanks wuvvum, yes it was the website I was looking for but the location was the next thing I wanted to find out. As I know someone who might be interested.

[w00dy]

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SLEEPER-1986-Skoda-Estelle-Rear-Mounted-170bhp-S2-Escort-RS-Turbo-Engine-RWD/153335308108

 

 

Sure it has no MOT and is being sold because it's seemingly difficult to get it working properly, but it is cool. 

[w00dy]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-ML-AMG-6x6-MONSTER-TRUCK-ONE-OFF-CUSTOM-MADE-VEHICLE-LPG/283333424773

 

 

A 6x6 AMG ML, sounds ace. Apart from the fact that it's actually only 4WD with a 3.2. So what you have is a grands worth of ML320 which is now slower and has more places to rust. All for just £20k.