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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a van taken in adultery; and when they had set pez engine her in the midst,

 

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So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is with Di among you, let him first cast a stone at her.

 

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Matthew 4:17
From that time on Jesus began to preach, "Repent, for thou shall summon shall summon Moses to pour the good Lord's vegetation juice into new grinning faced Transit of heaven and thoust  visit Royston Evangelist Church and unleash a pestilence of fist and boot upon thy little cocksure little bastards and banish them thence to requiring their maternal parents to fetch them hospitalular direction via a Saint John's ambulance'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-15-seat-Minibus-Petrol-1989/183549112929?hash=item2abc613261:g:QY0AAOSwKSlb9sky:rk:8:pf:0

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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They’ve been selling that for a while.

I had a go in it when Patrick rugg had it when I went to buy the Mercedes nearly 7 years ago. It was nice and low mileage, but not perfect, Eg a large hole in the n/s front wheelarch. Patrick also put the dent in the stainless rear bumper trim as I watched! He didn’t mean to, to be fair. I think he was after £4000 then. Oh and the dashboard has been painted grey. I know because he showed me the can he used on it.

binhoker668 Rank: Citroen Ami

binhoker668

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If I was Cavcraft, I'd do a bit of Pam Ayres or somthin'

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1530269434.htm/

 

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I don't wanna defend the person responsible for this fucking awful tub of shit, but it's the first time I've seen such an effort where they've remembered the grey bit at the top.  I loved the A-Team, but farted up talbots with fucked sills and built-in tow ropes are just not the carriage for crime fighting japes and custard pie throwing tomfoolery. 

 

OK it's a Citroen.  Same difference...

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M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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I've found the ideal* commuting vehicle...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mobylette-1976-P-Mobyx-X7-Motobecane-Classic-Moped-Scooter-Project-V5-runs-MBK/173654762434?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180213162448%26meid%3D53e0d0a488ba4f13ae10f15718c18edb%26pid%3D100930%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D8%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D352523609847%26itm%3D173654762434&_trksid=p2056116.c100930.m5375

 

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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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This could be a mega-barg - diesel 75, Cowley-built, hinky mileage - probably under 100K as car mysteriously put on 50,000K between failing and passing a test in 2015 due to an iffy indicator tell-tale (probably replaced the binnacle and fucked it up), Conny spec but, the best bit.....

 

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Mmmm, chocolate (officially - aubergine)

 

£450 in Stoke

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-Diesel/132867693272?hash=item1eef881ad8:g:MRoAAOSw3-9b7aEr:rk:17:pf:0

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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This could be a mega-barg - diesel 75, Cowley-built, hinky mileage - probably under 100K as car mysteriously put on 50,000K between failing and passing a test in 2015 due to an iffy indicator tell-tale (probably replaced the binnacle and fucked it up), Conny spec but, the best bit.....

 

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Mmmm, chocolate (officially - aubergine)

 

£450 in Stoke

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-75-Diesel/132867693272?hash=item1eef881ad8:g:MRoAAOSw3-9b7aEr:rk:17:pf:0

 

Oh, that’s lovely.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Looks like it was in a fight with a Transit petrol mini-bus

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Model-C-1930s-Prewar-Restoratiion-Winter-Project/153278870180?hash=item23b021f2a4:g:ztMAAOSwHglb8dge

 

Shame that it was rescued from a garage then vandalised. 

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M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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Buy it now and stick it up a corner. Sods law is by the time you're ready for it they'll have all disappeared like every time I want something

The same could be said of this wee beauty - spot the NO SUNROOF! Stick it away to keep it dry and well away from a Rallye reshell.

 

Anyway enough of this merry banter - have we had this winner coupé yet?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-BETA-1300-COUPE-GENUINE-19000-MILES-GARAGE-FIND/192735953031?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20180306143914%26meid%3D6a76ece763cc408fb03767b460c5dfd4%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D163396042456%26itm%3D192735953031&_trksid=p2056116.c100935.m2460

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The interior is, well, outstanding.

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I'm off for a wee lie down...

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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...and for afters, I'd like to snuggle up to this little honey.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Goggomobil-TS-400-Coupe/123507503025?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20180306143914%26meid%3Ddbed3f059eaf4f72890ad5294f163c32%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D192735953031%26itm%3D123507503025&_trksid=p2056116.c100935.m2460

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