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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'I'm just going to give you a small jab up your arse, you won't feel a thing...'

 

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'There we go old boy, you go to sleep now, it's for the best...'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Healey-Frogeye-Sprite-Shell-Import-1958-Barn-Find/183070910595?hash=item2a9fe06883:g:NAsAAOSwdTJagYzA

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-ford-sierra-sapphire-gl-2-0-pinto-spares-or-repairs-barn-find-project/162899781419?hash=item25ed95672b:g:yqQAAOSwZfNaghrk

 

'please be advised this is not a new car' 

 

​Please be advised that unless my computer has mysteriously gone back 30 years to a time when it or ebay wasn't even invented, I'd fucking realised that. Thank you.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fit looking 820 going to auction

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Rover-820i-Saloon-Only-18179-Miles-Nightfire-Red-Metallic-Stone-Interior/132503131260?hash=item1ed9cd547c:g:KeMAAOSwZrhaggfJ

 

 

'Originally sold to Penfold from Ben Folds Five who used it to visit his Aunt Fanny's fruit and veg stall in Wanskby-on-the_wold etc, etc etc'

Rot Rod Jon Rank Morris Ital

Rot Rod Jon

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'I'm just going to give you a small jab up your arse, you won't feel a thing...'

 

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'There we go old boy, you go to sleep now, it's for the best...'

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Healey-Frogeye-Sprite-Shell-Import-1958-Barn-Find/183070910595?hash=item2a9fe06883:g:NAsAAOSwdTJagYzA

 

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Urgh! a Sprog Eyed Shite. Best one of these I ever saw was turned into a Gasser.

Rot Rod Jon Rank Morris Ital

Rot Rod Jon

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Urgh! a Sprog Eyed Shite. Best one of these I ever saw was turned into a Gasser.

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

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The last Schwimmwagen I saw changing hands did so for 90,000 Euros. It was a wreck.

Entry level German WWII stuff is the BMW R75 and the Kübelwagen, useable examples of which can already be had in the 60-80,000 Euro bracket.

So you must be very, very rich.

The impecunious wishing to combine the R75 experience with learning to hate Joe Stalin can buy a Ural or Dnieper. Sidecars with machine guns optional.
Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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Pics were taken in Zubrovnikia...that special country that only exists in Mission Impossible[/size]

...or possibly Krakhovia (The Terminal) or even the Republic of Zubrowka (Grand Budapest Hotel)

Slartibartfast Rank: Citroen Ami

Slartibartfast

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Not shite money, but what the ever loving fuck is this*? It looks awesome!

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* yes, it says what it is, but I've never heard of them

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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One of the teachers at the catholic high school in Bury St Edmunds has a blue A610, they have funky windscreen wipers that gets Dollywobbler all flustericated

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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Not shite money, but that the ever loving fuck is this*? It looks awesome!

 

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* yes, it says what it is, but I've never heard of them

This is its ancestor

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Shame this has already fallen into "driveway dealer" hands - but what a cracker.  Worth looking at just to admire the sparsity.

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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Your chance to own the last unrestored Peugeot 205 GTi..... IN THE WORLD [/Clarkson Voice]

 

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Some twunt has had a go at 'improving' it - but if you nip it in the bud now, you could have a bit of a hoot.  Still more than you'll catch me paying for an 80s hot hatch, but prices have been on the climb on these for 10 years.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Not entirely sure why the steering wheel has been fitted to the window, but if this sort of thing floats your boat it's in Foulmouth and is ten grand

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ex-Falmouth-Customs-Launch-1/253423620589?hash=item3b013991ed:g:4~sAAOSwuQxacfZT

 

 

It's an ex-customs boat too, so with a bit a luck and some time spent searching you might find some 1970's jazz mags.

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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On a Peugeot (pron pyoojoh) tip tonight y'all.

 

My best friend in the whole world had a bit of a time of it back in '03.  Chucked in the job and had a string of £250 cars bought in nightclubs.  When his R8 'declared' - he bought one of these Trio models.  A year later it needed fixing, and he just left it with the garage rather than paying the bill.  

 

Anyway - CHECK IT.

 

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 It is a 'happy' car - you feel like you are back in the early 90's

 

Wow.  Finally someone who gets me.  The 90s were the fucking best - and I'm happy to 'take it outside' with anyone who wants to disagree, either privately or otherwise.

 

 

 

 It has a carburettor, a manual choke and wind down windows.

 

 

Fuck off already.  I'm fully engorged anyway.  This is like the time I took viagra even though I already had a raging boner.  

 

I am so aroused right now.

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BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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On a Peugeot (pron pyoojoh) tip tonight y'all.

 

My best friend in the whole world had a bit of a time of it back in '03.  Chucked in the job and had a string of £250 cars bought in nightclubs.  When his R8 'declared' - he bought one of these Trio models.  A year later it needed fixing, and he just left it with the garage rather than paying the bill.  

 

Anyway - CHECK IT.

 

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Wow.  Finally someone who gets me.  The 90s were the fucking best - and I'm happy to 'take it outside' with anyone who wants to disagree, either privately or otherwise.

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck off already.  I'm fully engorged anyway.  This is like the time I took viagra even though I already had a raging boner.  

 

I am so aroused right now.

 

 

ETA - those doorcards tho.  Remember in the 90s when everyone had striped wallpaper - A DADO rail - and then a complimenting emulsion above?  It's the same but different!

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