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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That Rover P4 seller certainly has got some serious mental health concerns. What an utterly hopeless pile of shit! Also his tendency to 'flower up' his text by jemmying in words like 'notwithstanding' and 'per se' also suggest early stage dementia.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Honestly?  If I hadn't seen this with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it.  

 

Deep down, illiteracy isn't actually funny.  But a lack of common sense to use some kind of speelchecker/friend IS funny.

 

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I bet she's the sort of lass who fucks for cake.

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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Honestly? If I hadn't seen this with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it.

 

Deep down, illiteracy isn't actually funny. But a lack of common sense to use some kind of speelchecker/friend IS funny.

 

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I bet she's the sort of lass who fucks for cake.

You know lasses that fuck for cake?! I've been courting the wrong type all this time!

alcyonecorporation Rank: Renault 16

alcyonecorporation

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Bov?  Eh, what?

Blow off valve, aka dump valve, aka "PSSSSSSHHHHT" between gearchanges :)

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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^ been on this thread many times

 

Isn't it brill

Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Asimo

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If I win eurobillions I promise I will buy this fuck-awful Merc / bin-truck mashup so that we can barbecue the bastard eyesore at Shitefest.

 

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Asimo Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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elegant

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Bluebird-2-5-TDi-DSG-Auto-Wheelchair-Bus-Ideal-Camper-Conversion/162777158158

 

I love a good camper van but taking this hideous eyesore round the unspoilt corners of the UK sounds like an environmental crime to me

It would be fun trying to get that out of a wet field with a ton and a half of chipboard and dralon over those two rear axles with front wheel drive and a DSG computer in charge of burning out the clutch.

Saabnut Rank: Renault 16

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If I win eurobillions I promise I will buy this fuck-awful Merc / bin-truck mashup so that we can barbecue the bastard eyesore at Shitefest.

 

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And I will provide the firelighters!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-2000-Barn-Find/282807055916?hash=item41d89d362c:g:XZcAAOSwAWlaWPks

 

'driven into a barn 30 years ago as a future wedding present for my then 3 year old wife'

 

Say what?  :shock: 

 

'car is on my father in laws farm in Riby Lincolnshire'

 

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