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cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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Caraboat

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I wouldn't get out of bed to drive the fucker.

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"i plan on giving toady a wash off and a clean tomorrow so it will be ready for its new home when the time comes. {i may well cry when it leaves} ".

He may well piss himself with laughter too if someone spunks up £2500 bin for this half caravan half biscuit.

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/caracruiser-narrowboat/142511556917?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150519202351%26meid%3D58aa321e012c41b89e95bb3b6d49db06%26pid%3D100408%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D25%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D272845202435&_trksid=p2349624.c100408.m2460

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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1.9 Diesel new fangled golf with full server histor for 650 groats.

 

I spent ages trying to figure out what that blue thing was and what relevance it had to the car. Was it a flower of some sort? Maybe a fairy shot out the sky by an air rifle or some kind of coded message.

It's an empty calypso bottle.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'Yes, yes. Turn LEFT at the crossroads, 3rd on the roundabout, second set of lights turn right, then 3rd right. About 125 yards down, it's the one with a giant condom on the road pointing to it'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vw-transporter-Devon-conversion/192311183122?hash=item2cc6a3c712%3Ag%3AIUQAAOSwEWJZwYln

 

 

'Devon conversion'

 

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No fucking wonder nobody wants to go to Torquay if it's just a coffin and two speakers robbed from the crematorium.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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'a famous escort convertible that was used by ruth jones(stella)  in the brilliant popular tv series so this is your chance to own a piece off pontyberry history' 

 
 
Superb. Would you take a part-exchange for Edie McCredie's LDV minibus from the brilliantly 'popular' Bala-fucking-mory?
 
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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XM with bonus Frank Spencer in the background

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-XM-MANUAL-LONG-MOT-2-1L-165K-HATCHBACK-WHITE/222651734417?hash=item33d713d991%3Ag%3A1wkAAOSwRvdZYAaP

 

'It is finished in white and clean throughout'

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Mrs6C Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Mega fit, best shaped XJ series ever

That is a glorious car and IMHO a bargain, but don't let my white one hear that! :-)

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Or it's a Series 2 with a Series 1 grille and VIN plate tacked on.  I can't see much early stuff left on that.

I'm hearing bells....

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Shit, plastic front wheel drive minibus, with what looks like Top Gear missile launchers self tappered to the side. Even at 99p, it is 99p too much

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/City-Vehicles-Engineering-Omni-minibus-for-spares/112569913652?hash=item1a35b09134%3Ag%3AxnwAAOSwI6RZwZAk

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

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Now that's a fucking van.

 

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 I don't know if it's just the photo that makes it look odd but look at the bloody length of it! (Or maybe there aren't any extra-long vans like this around here).

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chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I would be seriously interested in what Hegel has to say to this.

 

"Alle Vauxhall sind Scheiße, mein Freund..."

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