eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

Entry Level Disco 3

 

 

Factory fit?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-LAND-ROVER-DISCOVERY-3-TDV6-REPAIRABLE-SALVAGE-CATEGORY-CAT-C-/172720609867?hash=item2836f35a4b:g:Iz0AAOSwCmZZOXL9

[vaughant]

[egg]

£2.8k, lovely.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STANDARD-8-EIGHT-1954-MOT-AND-TAX-EXEMPT-/332240347206?hash=item4d5b116046:g:jNcAAOSwRUhY-77K

 

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-fox-custom-van-/112437263236?hash=item1a2dc87b84:g:n~IAAOSwT5xZOvWo

 

'has been stored in garage for 6 years.  it was taxed and tested fully road worthy when stored.'

[Snipes]

Fuck yes to the stomping Beige Renault action.

[Cavcraft]

Just fucking don't.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-RELIANT-REGAL-SUPERVAN-3-GREAT-RESTORATION-PROJECT-DELBOY-TROTTER-VAN-/182613880635?hash=item2a84a2af3b:g:0xsAAOSw3h1ZOrR8

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-820si-auto-/132221539779?hash=item1ec90495c3:g:a8wAAOSwwvZZOuTr

[doug]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-fox-custom-van-/112437263236?hash=item1a2dc87b84:g:n~IAAOSwT5xZOvWo

I am on the whisky.......wcpgr

 

edit. sorry already posted

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/trials-car-/172722584939?hash=item2837117d6b:g:F~AAAOSw1WJZM9YZ

 

'Trials car'

 

​Yewtree?

[Cavcraft]

SWEDISH BIRD WITH FRILLY UNDERCRACKERS SEEKS RED HOT WELDER. MMMM I WANT YOUR ROD IN ME BIG BOY XXXX 0898 69 69 69

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-SAAB-96L-V4-FOR-RESTORATION-/272709974719?hash=item3f7ec7fabf:g:QEQAAOSwIaFZHGCk

 

'THE SAAB 96 WAS MANUFACTURED BY SAAB...'

[phil_lihp]

This has just popped up on my doorstep...happy to investigate on behalf of interested parties.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Samara-1300SL-/192207556131?hash=item2cc0768e23:g:lzEAAOSw42dZLoUF

 

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Marina-1700-HL-/272709725297?hash=item3f7ec42c71:g:y8MAAOSwCmZZOp6S

 

'FAMOUS FILM WORK'

 

​Ferrous Bailer's Day off?

[TripleRich]

 

Classified Ad price: £7,000.00

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-capri-3-0s-mk111-mk3-barn-find-been-off-road-for-25-years-4-restoration-/172717125385?hash=item2836be2f09:g:9pQAAOSwH09ZJZpQ

[Cavcraft]

Narky Lawn auto

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Low-mileage-Peugeot-205-Mardi-Gras-Auto-/222540261556?hash=item33d06ee8b4:g:15AAAOSw6ShZOpbn

[spartacus]

Couldn't get more pineapple if he tried.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Golf-Mk2-MOT-Rust-Free-/282513834192?hash=item41c72300d0:g:nhAAAOSwR29ZJiyL

 

I will put £150 on that he vapes.

With one of those massive battery powered things that's about the size of an eighties mobile phone and makes more smoke than a fucked diesel Zafira...

[phil_lihp]

Very early Hijet.  I could go for one of these, they seem less rust-prone than Rascals too.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-DAIHATSU-HIJET-EFI-WHITE-Panel-Van-10-Months-MOT-/252971266806?hash=item3ae64332f6:g:qu4AAOSwfRdZMb7B

 

[Matt]

This has just popped up on my doorstep...happy to investigate on behalf of interested parties.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lada-Samara-1300SL-/192207556131?hash=item2cc0768e23:g:lzEAAOSw42dZLoUF

 

 

I'm super interested in it but like I said a few pages back it's long, long way from where I live.

[phil_lihp]

Luckily, it's a very short walk for me.  I'm sure that with some assistance from other shiters I could get it considerably closer to you.

[fermanta]

Ooof!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-B-TOYOTA-TERCEL-GL-SR-3DR-STUNNING-CAR-LIKE-COROLLA-STARLET-CHERRY-ARNA-/182602375668?hash=item2a83f321f4:g:ySYAAOSw0hlZMJDU

 

 

[Stanky]

Today's South Coast offering

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Primera-S-auto-/232359971470?hash=item3619bbca8e:g:b5sAAOSwGJlZNCQI

 

Base-spec, auto, 22k miles, probably crooked MOT £500.

[Cavcraft]

I want to give you a commode, son , I want to give you a commode, son
I want to give you commode, son, hooh-hooh-ooh-hooh-ooh-hooh-ooh-ooh...
I want to give you commode, son

 

 

I wanna give you the beats to release your faeces,
A two stroke portaloo with fuck all heating
A turd and a message with a lot of emotion,
With total defacation and a lot of commotion
And a lot of bowel motion,
I wanna give you a commode, son

 

 

Well my chocolate starfish is beginning to stain my lycra,
To be too bad to follow through is not a merit
To get bog roll to my arsehole is what I aim for,
Wait till it hits the pan and that's a top score
Some dissentry along others with an ease,
To trump away in this is fine in a cool breeze
Keepin' on and on and on and on so I can just piss 
In the jobbie that I have done in this


 

want to give you a commode, son , I want to give you a commode, son
I want to give you commode, son, hooh-hooh-ooh-hooh-ooh-hooh-ooh-ooh...
I want to give you commode, son
 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-AROLA-10-50cc-MICROCAR-3-WHEELER-BUBBLE-CAR-/162547941517?hash=item25d89cc08d:g:DQMAAOSwaeRZLs2w

[Rod/b]

I want to give you a commode, son , I want to give you a commode, son

I want to give you commode, son, hooh-hooh-ooh-hooh-ooh-hooh-ooh-ooh...

I want to give you commode, son

 

 

I wanna give you the beats to release your faeces,

A two stroke portaloo with fuck all heating

A turd and a message with a lot of emotion,

With total defacation and a lot of commotion

And a lot of bowel motion,

I wanna give you a commode, son

 

 

Well my chocolate starfish is beginning to stain my lycra,

To be too bad to follow through is not a merit

To get bog roll to my arsehole is what I aim for,

Wait till it hits the pan and that's a top score

Some dissentry along others with an ease,

To trump away in this is fine in a cool breeze

Keepin' on and on and on and on so I can just piss

In the jobbie that I have done in this

 

 

want to give you a commode, son , I want to give you a commode, son

I want to give you commode, son, hooh-hooh-ooh-hooh-ooh-hooh-ooh-ooh...

I want to give you commode, son

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-AROLA-10-50cc-MICROCAR-3-WHEELER-BUBBLE-CAR-/162547941517?hash=item25d89cc08d:g:DQMAAOSwaeRZLs2w

Fucking bravo MC Billy Freedom!

[Timewaster]

That one took me a couple of reads to get the tune.

 

It's stuck in my head now.

 

Takeda down MIKEEE!

[STUNO]

This looks like the proverbial heap of shit at first glance. Have a good look though, I would not expect anything other than surface rust underneath. It is a very early one as no window winders evident. 

EDIT: Just noticed it has a front opening bonnet, so combine that with sliding windows and it is about a MK 1 1/2 !!

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/specialist-cars/other/auction-1343173069.htm

 

 

[RobT]

Mk1 Mondeo dizzler for just £150 with full test.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-FORD-MONDEO-GLX-D-TURBO-WHITE-/282517291462?hash=item41c757c1c6:g:hVQAAOSw6YtZOq1I

[Rod/b]

Entry Level Disco 3

 

 

Factory fit?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-LAND-ROVER-DISCOVERY-3-TDV6-REPAIRABLE-SALVAGE-CATEGORY-CAT-C-/172720609867?hash=item2836f35a4b:g:Iz0AAOSwCmZZOXL9

3 grand for a leggy, tatty, clattered Disco? Is that what they're worth?

[Bianconeri]

With one of those massive battery powered things that's about the size of an eighties mobile phone and makes more smoke than a fucked diesel Zafira...

And called Barry

[Asimo]

Fail - fitting a Fiat 1600 engine that isn't a twin- cam!

[egg]

Mk1 Mondeo dizzler for just £150 with full test.

 

s-l1600-2.jpeg

Have you got a link for that Rob please?

[cort16]

Breath in the ambiance of the city of culture 1988

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-MAXI-/132220928097?hash=item1ec8fb4061:g:~LIAAOSwgv5ZOlZX

 

Non relevant but here's a picture of the garden city they built for the Glasgow City of Culture. Looks great.

At the end they dismantled it all and put it back to being a shite hole.