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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-HL-ESTATE-CAR-RED-VERY-VERY-VERY-RARE-/112243089212?hash=item1a22359f3c:g:onAAAOSw241YWVnv

 

this one is still for sale, and still lovely.

 

i like this one more than the russet brown one listed above.

 

and been 1500cc its cheaper tax, and been a TC it'll be no slower than the 1750.

 

again, if i owned it, i'd ruin it......

 

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KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

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@MM: No way, never!

After posting that, I did remember that our very own Eddy_RR had one of those Blazer things. :oops:

 

An Agro estate is high on my hit list though, we can never see to many of them.

bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-escort-rs-turbo/1207966601

 

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"For sale is my ex-partners Ford escort rs turbo. I don't know much about it apart from that he spent a lot of money on it … I've priced the car reasonably as I wish to get rid of it from my back garden. Folder of receipts and papers here, service history is complete till 93,500 miles. Car is in impeccable condition and has been cared for very well"

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That's cheap if it's real

bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-HL-ESTATE-CAR-RED-VERY-VERY-VERY-RARE-/112243089212?hash=item1a22359f3c:g:onAAAOSw241YWVnv

 

this one is still for sale, and still lovely.

 

i like this one more than the russet brown one listed above.

 

and been 1500cc its cheaper tax, and been a TC it'll be no slower than the 1750.

 

again, if i owned it, i'd ruin it......

 

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I'd like to make one into a pickup but that's wrong right?

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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Is it just me or does the retrofit Leaper just completely bugger up the classy lines of these?

no its not just you, cos i don't like to see a leaper on an XJ40, X300, X308 or X350 etc.

 

they look wrong on any Jaguar newer than 1968! (if not earlier....)

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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I'd like to make one into a pickup but that's wrong right?

 yes, so very, very wrong.

 

if you did commit such a heinous crime as that, i'd have to sent the boys round to give you a good, stiff talking too.

bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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An fx4 is on the chop list too

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bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

bangernomics

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Two door estates were bonkers. There used to be a beige mk1 escort estate that a local driving instructor had for years. Had a primer wing for the last 10 years I saw him working but then it was 25 years ago at least.

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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An fx4 is on the chop list too

doesn't the FX4 have a separate chassis?

 

if so, then you stand a chance of the car not folding in half when you take the roof off of it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'A practical showpiece of engineering'

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-MINI-1100-GRANT-G3-FRONT-WHEEL-DRIVE-3-WHEELER-UNIQUE-WORK-OF-ART-/122294118117?hash=item1c794c26e5:g:TWoAAOSwEzxYaQUa

 

 

'WORK OF ART'

 

 

​As much a 'work of art' as Tracey Emin defecating in her own bed.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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There's no fathomable way that escort turbo isn't a scam /revenge/or you end up with a baseball back over the back of your head.

East end of Glasgow , suspicious advert. Goodbye.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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No floor, you know the score
it's so shit it's dissolved to the floor

 

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All about the style we bring
We make you laugh like when you was a child again
No axle, that's how I roll
I'm so much an r-soul when I step into the party
I wish I had the body 
I wish I had the body

 

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We're the masters of the sod all to see
What does it take to be a Westfield SE?
Half a gas bottle-y
Lots of OMG
And a wheelbarrow it's got to be (yeah, yeah)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kit-Car-unfinished-Project-dutton-Westfield-SE-wide-bodied-zetec-2-0-engine-/262786370705?hash=item3d2f49cc91:g:easAAOSwImRYZ~PE

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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Two door estates were bonkers.

Two door estates are ace; the only thing wrong with that brown Allegro is the stupid glass leakroof. (Apart from the wheels/tyres obviously). And the crap S3 badges. (Which are easy to prize off and bin)

A wizz in something with the AP 4 speed auto has been on my bucket list for a long timepost-17481-0-95714200-1483298782_thumb.jpeg

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EssDeeWon

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Flippin eck.  Unless that's a scam it won't hang around long at £1300.  Last MOT was actually 10 years ago, mind, not the 3 she's claiming.  (On the positive side, it did pass.)

 

 

Edit:  Of course I'm naively assuming it's hers to sell, which it probably isn't.

 

Wrong front bumper and the front end is a completely different shade of grey to the back end, also non recent photo's. (summer time)

 

Let me guess, she'll take a grand but needs the money transfered up front cos so many people are wanting it.

 

Avoid!!

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