eBay tat volume 3.

[11001010]

[11001010]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Mercedes-560SEC-Convertible-Full-Electric-Roof-Best-colour-Combination-/152198170163?hash=item236fb7c633:g:m38AAOSwdzVXmRGO

[11001010]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-Romeo-33-stunning-example-leather-interior-66-000-miles-can-deliver-/142084681324?hash=item2114e82e6c:g:xbEAAOSwZVlXk4sK

[11001010]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-BRAZILIAN-VARIANT-1600-SQUARE-FRONT-EARLY-MODEL-THE-ONLY-ONE-IN-THE-UK-/172298749351?hash=item281dce45a7:g:HzkAAOSwHoFXqHnL

[11001010]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLKSWAGEN-CHARGER-1967-MK-2-RED-CLASSIC-CAR-KIT-CAR-VW-/191941998034?hash=item2cb0a275d2:g:msIAAOSwawpXqaR-

[Ghosty]

Variant-1.jpgVariant-2.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-BRAZILIAN-VARIANT-1600-SQUARE-FRONT-EARLY-MODEL-THE-ONLY-ONE-IN-THE-UK-/172298749351?hash=item281dce45a7:g:HzkAAOSwHoFXqHnL

Why has it got different front and rear plates?

[pilninggas]

The Private Investigator Who Loved Me:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Eclat-/282125248566?hash=item41aff9a836:g:wqkAAOSwCfdXpcNp

 

 

"Sorry Maurice, prices are falling-out-of-bed"

[Hertz]

Bargain Alert! £650 with MOT till next April!

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C777498

 

When these pictures were taken the brake pedal fell to the floor. 

 

More like Junkman's just fallen to the floor!

[Hertz]

Nice Casino Royale

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C777524

[Ghosty]

 

 

More like Junkman's just fallen to the floor!

 

And Conrad.

[Hertz]

Cheap T5R

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C777404

[Junkman]

Bargain Alert! £650 with MOT till next April!

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C777498

 

When these pictures were taken the brake pedal fell to the floor.

 

More like Junkman's just fallen to the floor!

 

[Hertz]

I really like these little vans. It makes me want to have a little cottage industry type business so I have an excuse to buy one.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-DAIHATSU-HI-JET-1300-16V-EFI-WHITE-/272341267383?hash=item3f68cdf3b7:g:XMYAAOSw65FXsHyB

 

They do have other advantages as well.

 

[phil_lihp]

And as Car magazine once said, the prospect of crashing when six up does not bear thinking about.

[Sheefag]

Cheap Terios Project.  Previously had a BIN of £330.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DIAHATSU-TERIOS-/222215612282?hash=item33bd15277a:g:8-sAAOSwHoFXq4We

 

[BorniteIdentity]

This looks quite lickable.  

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Cheap-Collectors-Car-IMMACULATE-Renault-Clio-1-2-Panache-Ltd-Edn-FSH-/291795951717?hash=item43f064e065:g:SEgAAOSwZ8ZW~Pnu

 

Has been welded previously - hopefully well and not just a "bodge it and scarper."

 

 

 

[oldcars]

Sadly bereft of expandable pictures, but I hope it's as described: 

 

'accented damaged cat C, ivco van with Bessacarr 2004 a caravan on the back'

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ivco-Bessacarr-motorhome-/232047695080?hash=item36071ed4e8:g:bFAAAOSwMtxXr220

 

 

That's class, loving the grab handles still on the back.

[MarvinsMom]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro-Auto-/262577260721?hash=item3d22d308b1:g:5L0AAOSw9NdXsCG0

 

poor wee thing.....

 

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-JAGUAR-XJ-4-2-COUPE-AUTOMATIC-/291846241239?hash=item43f3643bd7:g:xC8AAOSwHoFXsO3E

 

Looked too good to be true, checked other items for sale, just to be sure it's a scam. Probably just as well as I do not need a Jaguar Coupe

[anonymous user]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-Leyland-Sherpa-camper-van-classic-car-/401171235841?hash=item5d67ab4401:g:YzwAAOSwgZ1Xsb0f

[Cavcraft]

Hands up who wants a car that looks like a photograph of a sun tanned, drunken pug dog with it's face kicked in

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/silva-jester-/232049596916?hash=item36073bd9f4:g:gWsAAOSwU-pXqJbH

 

 

[Cavcraft]

It was the 15th of August another sleepy, dusty Dorchester day
I was out stealin' wheeltrims, coz my brother want to bale this today
And at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to be told
And mama hollered out the back door, y'all, remember to fuck off that car in Jewish Racin Gold
And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from a Shitcar Ridge
Today, Billy Joe's Mitsubishi jumped over the Ford-Focus bridge

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-focus-/162170341267?hash=item25c21b0793:g:Ks0AAOSwV0RXsgT7

 

 

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[Cavcraft]

Wine me, dine me, 69 me

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/double-decker-bus-catering-trailer-/222220369641?hash=item33bd5dbee9:g:IC4AAOSwV0RXsgSl

 

Ideal blank canvas to put your mark on 

 

Even my dog wouldn't leave it's mark on that pile of bollocks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Vantman]

                                                                                                      Sorry,the auction has just ended!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-chairman-mobility-van-/122076786499?hash=item1c6c57ef43%3Ag%3ABmUAAOSwtnpXqCkz&nma=true&si=5dSPLtGwt%252BoNyip0u1KDbVOnO6I%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

[Cavcraft]

WHOOSH!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-RENAULT-SAFRANE-RXE-2-5V-EXEC-AUT-BLUE-/182244576996?hash=item2a6e9f8ee4:g:8D0AAOSwawpXsgfb

 

'Previous owner had been driving car after the dashboard plastic and some of the gauges became faulty'

 

 

[Cavcraft]

And what colour would sir like his Ford Classic Consul?

 

Oil tank green, please.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Classic-Consul-/122086883133?hash=item1c6cf1ff3d:g:JdwAAOSwIgNXokUU

 

 

[Asimo]

As you may imagine, stupid price. Nice though, in a Titfield Thunderbolt sort of way.

https://www.leboncoin.fr/caravaning/994856978.htm?ca=13_s

 

 

This is cheaper, but still crazy money for the state it's in. Proper shite though. https://www.leboncoin.fr/caravaning/1003744744.htm?ca=13_s 

 

[Cavcraft]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IFA-Simson-Schwalbe-KR51-1-upgraded-to-12V-1973-fully-working-/322229029800?hash=item4b0658cba8:g:rQUAAOSwU-pXsg0-

 

'Considering its age the bike has only very minimal signs of rust'

 

Possibly because of the paintwork, which looks like you covered the bike in glue then did several thousand laps of the local sand factory in a gale force eleventy wind'

 

 

 

 

[face]

Fuuuuuck me.

 

The carpet in that VW Charger.

 

Off-cutting hell.

 

And WTF is that slab of carpet up to on the drivers side?:

 

[Cavcraft]

'I told the doctor Congo
I was in love with you
I told the doctor Congo
I was in love with you
And then the Congo Doctor
He told me what to do

He told me...

Ooh ahh matches and petrol make it go big bang
Winky wanky scene tax sell it to the Dub gang
Ooo eee ooo are you out of your mind
put it on ebay say it was an African find'

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Splitscreen-Cargo-doors-1966-LHD-from-DR-Congo-/331941680885?hash=item4d494416f5:g:9BcAAOSwaB5XoQ1a