For Sale OMG GGG Fucking Fourbanger Führerwagen - Now Force Ale again!

[BorniteIdentity]

It does seem an unnecessarily large amount. The 4 cylinder 3sfe in my Toyota takes 3.9 which is lovely; 2x 2 litre Castrol which are often £6 at Tesco and you’ve still got a splash left for top up.

 

6 litres you say?

[Junkman]

What he said.

 

What happened?

 

I cancelled the deal.

 

 

You did fill the correct stuff, did you?

 

 

The fuck I filled in that fucking thing. This is going to be so fucking procrastinated like fuck else ever was.

 

 

Sorry. How many litres was that again?

 

Six.

Fucking.

Litres.

 

 

How big is the fucking sump on this twat? Fucksakes.

 

That motherless sump is so motherfucking big it defies any fucking belief.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Only 6 litres of £5 a gallon Netto's multigrade ?

Luxury!

Try 8.5 litres of Fully Synthetic Low Ash special needs bollocks in a modern Merc 3.0 diesel. £300 for that and a couple of filters on MrsN's ML last week.

 

And as for an Englishman changing the subtitles of a Swiss actor playing an Austrian speaking German about the travails of an Austrian changing the oil in a German car in England.

That truly is more complex than a B*%*t deal.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Jeez there's some fucking anger in this thread.

 

Is the next NPH meeting safe or will you bring a Luger?

 

This could be Glossop Weatherspoons in Oktober: someone at 1:35 is annoyed about Mercedes oil capacity;

 

[Skizzer]

My helpful* suggestion is to put a brick in the sump, like you’re supposed to put in the cistern of your loo when there’s a water shortage (due to Climate Improvement).

[Guest Conan]

Six-Cylinder variants use full 8 litre. 

 

I think they said it's for better heat transfer or some bullshit.

[doubleyeller]

Could be worse, the RX8 was sold with mpg figures for oil!

[Jim Bell]

6 litre beater.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I'm sure Daimler Benz AG knew what they were doing*.

[Six-cylinder]

Six-Cylinder variants use full 8 litre. 

 

 

No it's not 5.8 LTR just the same!!!

[artdjones]

Just be glad you don't have a Sprinter 11.They take about 12 litres including filter.I once got in to a row with a horrible little creep who brought his car in for service where I worked.He kept the local pub,and ran an old Zafira diesel that took about 8 litres of oil.He didn't come back to pay for five months and when he received the bill started complaining that he'd been charged €45 for oil,as he could buy a gallon of oil for €25.My response to him made my boss fear that violence was about to start.

[richardmorris]

From memory my 3.2 drinks 7.5 litres. It’s cheap enough though.

 

Again, what happened to the £1000+ eBay sale?

[Junkman]

I cancelled the deal.

[richardthestag]

I think the fucking fucker is just fucking taunting you about the XJS* that was to be but fucking wasnt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*TWR of course

[Junkman]

That fucking XJS wan't a fucking XJS, twas a fucking 6 litre XJ12.

Six litres belong in the cylinders, not in the fucking sump of a fucking fourbanger.

[Matty]

Isn't 6 litres in an old car a good do? Don't have to dip it and top up as often as it burns it/drops it all over the fucking drive...

[Skizzer]

That fucking XJS wan't a fucking XJS, twas a fucking 6 litre XJ12.

Six litres belong in the cylinders, not in the fucking sump of a fucking fourbanger.

You’re so cute when you’re angry.

 

 

Twice as much oil in the sump of a Jag V12, you know. Mind you, three times as many cylinders. [/stokingTheFlames]

[Squire_Dawson]

Would it be more palatable if it were in pints?

[Guest Hooli]

I've just checked & a midlander V8 only needs 1/2ltr more & has eight pots, is that any help Herr Junkman?

[D Spares & Tyres]

I cancelled the deal.

I would expect nothing less from a typical eBay transaction

[NorthernMonkey]

It was a very rare and now much sought after factory option, the high capacity sump....

[NorthernMonkey]

Come to think of it, at least we now know what SL stands for on the back.

[Felly Magic]

The poor bloke is going to have a coronary at this rate, drain out all the oil, fill it with Aldi's finest value multigrade, and do what Stan Woods would have done, it might release some of that anger

[pshome]

Relax, a PRV takes 6,75 Litres. Sorry for having destroyed your dream of owning a Tagora SX one day...

[Guest Hooli]

It does seem an unnecessarily large amount. The 4 cylinder 3sfe in my Toyota takes 3.9 which is lovely; 2x 2 litre Castrol which are often £6 at Tesco and you’ve still got a splash left for top up.

 

 

This amuses me as my bike takes four and half fucking litres, in a fucking bike!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Iirc, an A Series transverse unit takes 5 litres.

[artdjones]

5 litres is the best capacity,no measuring,just bale the whole bottle in.

[Junkman]

I did my daily 180 mile commute with the 405 today.

It's just the better car, simple as that.

[Ghosty]

Didn't the Junkwoman take a liking to the 230E anyway? Problem solved.

[Peter C]

A Peugeot 405 is a better car than a Mercedes Benz W124 230E. Now I’ve heard it all. But I don’t believe it.