For Sale OMG GGG Fucking Fourbanger Führerwagen - Now Force Ale again!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

But did u like it tho

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

We are waiting for our next train. We're in a small village railway station.

 

Well, it was a small village 70 years ago.

[320touring]

Missing terminator 2 which is the classic..

[Guest Hooli]

Can't be it was made in 1991 which is all know is after things went to shit.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Here's train two.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

 

We are waiting for our next train. We're in a small village railway station.

 

Well, it was a small village 70 years ago.

 

 

Milton Paradise Keynes?

[garethj]

You're about 10 miles from me.  If the car turns out to be worse than expected I can help you push it onto a level crossing near here

[Eddie Honda]

But not before breakfasting:

 

I hope that's tea...

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Destination achieved.

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

This is a Ford, according to the logo on the window.

 

It's super roomy!

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Oh Jesus.

 

Hertfordshire.

[brandersnatch]

But did u like it tho

If Talbot didn’t I did. Well played.

 

 

One’s too many, ten’s not enough!

[anonymous user]

 

This is a Ford, according to the logo on the window.

 

It's super roomy!

They missed out no smiling,also it's going to be very difficult to get out and walk down the street whilst still wearing your seat belt

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Oh shit.

 

Its all gone horribly wrong. The car was sold an hour before we arrived.

 

Now we're in the middle of nowhere. Half an hours walk to the next village down these roads.

 

 

Fuck knows what we're going to do in this village. It's called Hayton Regis.

 

 

Fuck!

[brandersnatch]

Double fuck!

 

 

One’s too many, ten’s not enough!

[Pillock]

What? Seriously?

 

All that planning for a car that doesn't exist...

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Oh shit.

 

Its all gone horribly wrong. The car was sold an hour before we arrived.

 

Now we're in the middle of nowhere. Half an hours walk to the next village down these roads.

 

 

Fuck knows what we're going to do in this village. It's called Hayton Regis.

 

 

Fuck!

 

 

And the cunt didn't ring you?

 

That's a shitkicker. 

[vulgalour]

Did you go to France by accident?

[Eddie Honda]

Fuck knows what we're going to do in this village. It's called Hayton Regis.

Houghton

 

Go a little bit further to Luton and you'll get a Vauxhall....

 

 

/runs&hides

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

Damn car had been on eBay since JANUARY and we miss it by MINUTES.

 

 

Now in a warm pub wondering what to do.

[eddyramrod]

.

 

 

Closing credits of The Incredible Hulk, right there!

[Eddie Honda]

You weren't trying to buy this tat?

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192480400411

[richardthestag]

ffs that is shit news

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

You weren't trying to buy this tat?

 

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192480400411

No. But it was the Jag V12 the same outfit were selling. The one covered with writing.

[oldcars]

[Eddie Honda]

Now in a warm pub wondering what to do.

Either

• Admit defeat, drink yourself silly and go home.
• Play Barry Shitpeas / Wilson² / Jim Bell ebay roulette - within 5 miles that you can get today. Let chance decide the chod.

 

That going before arrival does bite an almighty banger, but what can you do? Cash is king so the quickest man wins.

[garethj]

That is absolute shit. But if you need a lift somewhere I’m about 10 miles away

[Felly Magic]

Fucksakes! Talk about being stitched up by a seller, in that situation I would have twatted them

[Eddie Honda]

No. But it was the Jag V12 the same outfit were selling. The one covered with writing.

 

Ah, this one:

 

 

I would be celebrating (because fast-track to bankruptcy court). For all the Junkman's pissing and moaning about money, has he won the fucking lottery now?

[MorrisItalSLX]

Bugger. That is a most unfortunate outcome.

 

But I must say, having the stones to take on a V12 Jag in the first place is very admirable.

 

Onwards and upwards.