Sold E39 Brown Trout (tm) ROFFLE BACK OFF.

[DodgyBastard]

I'll take a random please

[bramz7]

Ok sure youre happy with one, or ok sure you would like a second?

I'd love a second.

[Jim Bell]

Huzzah!

 

There's more twists and turns here than trying to land an actual trout in a Teflon bucket filled with KY Jelly using graphite-coated gloves, all the while being sprayed with silicone grease.

 

GLWTR.

Ive offered flat4alfa his first refusal as I said I would............. possibly the most complicated for sale thread ever.

[clayts450]

Great* news this is back on (thought I'd swerved it there for a minute).

 

But for how long ? (expects another last minute buyer to come swooping in when 58 tickets have been sold).

 

It's brown.

[Jim Bell]

I'll take a random please

Number 18. Hope I spelled your full name right.

[clayts450]

Ive offered flat4alfa his first refusal as I said I would............. possibly the most complicated for sale thread ever.

 

Good good. He had nightmares the other night and was all mournful he'd missed out.

[SRi05]

YYYUSSS

[Fabergé Greggs]

May I back out pretty please? I’ll be abroad for a while so in the unlikely event that I won, I’d be unable to collect..

[83C]

Zwei karten bitte!

[Tam]

1 random cheers

[RobT]

Two randoms please if there's any left.

[Jim Bell]

May I back out pretty please? I’ll be abroad for a while so in the unlikely event that I won, I’d be unable to collect..

 

Course man. Thanks for speaking up quickly.

[Jim Bell]

Zwei karten bitte!

Is that ass backwards Mexican for 2 or 3 man?

[sporty-shite]

I can't think of a positive reason why I should want to win this car.

 

So, with this in mind, I'll take a random please.

[83C]

Is that ass backwards Mexican for 2 or 3 man?

2 please, your finest remaining randoms.

[Mike D]

39 please

[Cavcraft]

Still 54 and 9, please.

[Jim Bell]

Still 54 and 9, please.

Yeah youre still on the list man. No fear.

[Cavcraft]

You de man.

[holbeck]

Shit. I'd better get in now. One random please.

[5speedracer]

Huzzah!

 

There's more twists and turns here than trying to scoop an actual trout with ADHD into a Teflon bucket filled with KY Jelly using graphite-coated gloves, all the while being sprayed with silicone grease by a meddlesome bystander.

 

GLWTR.

That's what I like, no unnecessary hyperbole!

 

Sent from my Redmi 4 using Tapatalk

[yes oui si]

YAS!!!!

[AndyW201]

Any left chap?

[Fat_Pirate]

I'll take 2 randoms if still available.

[Captain Furious]

1 random if still availables plz

[Jim Bell]

Any left chap?

Yes. Theres a list a page back man.

[nebuchenezer]

Oooooh!

 

A random please if one is still available.

 

(Am I destined to give you all my money for roffles W²?)

[Jim Bell]

1. Dome

2. Flat4alfa

3. Captaincalzone

4. Yesouisi

5. Sri05

6. Tayne

7. Bramz7

8. Fatpirate

9. Cavcraft

10. Jams

11. Chaserracer

12. Neberchenezzer

13. Tam

14. Dicklongbridge

15. Chatsharris

16. Seacow

17. Andyw201

18. FartOnADuck

19. Blakey79

20. Yesouisi

21. Rantingyoof

22. 83c

23. L1

24. Cort16

25. Chatsharris

26. Danteezza

27. Flat4alfa

28. New POD

29.

30. RobT

31. Yesouisi

32. Hertz

33. Captaincalzone

34. Chaserracer

35. Chatsharris

36. Holbeck

37. Rantingyoof

38. Supernaught

39. MikeD

40. Cobblers

41. Yesouisi

42. Hertz

43. Clayts450

44. Chaserracer

45. Chatsharris

46. RobT

47. Bramz7

48. Davehedgehog31

49. Captainfurious

50. Sri05

51. Yesouisi

52. 83c

53. Flat4alfa

54. Cavcraft

55. Chatsharris

56. Fatpirate

57. Danterrza

58. Spottyshite

59. Supernaught

[Jim Bell]

List moved forward. Fair warning, flat4alfa may be having it so bear with.

[Captain Furious]

I can hardly bear it...

 

I want to win this because, apart from its epic level of browness, I honestly believe that old straight 6 beemers this vintage have the finest sounding starter motors of any car ever.