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AUTOSHITERS COMMUNAL EBAY CRAP THREAD - WHO'S IN??!!

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Not on ebay, but my mate Monkey is selling his wife's Merc S500. 2001, 90k, own family owned from new - Monkey's Dad (a Dr), then Monkey, then Mrs Monkey. Not sure if its registered as 2 or 3 owners.

This was my wedding car back in 2002!!

Has wanted for nothing all it's life, always serviced using genuine Merc bits, by a Mercedes Technician, who started up on his own.

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Who fancies £3995 ono? Car is in Orsett, RM16. 10 minutes from M25 J30

 

Pm me.

The Moog Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Haven't listed them yet, but would anyone be interest in 4 175/65/15 tyres? Two Falken and two Pirelli, all with plenty of tread left

 

Any idea of ££? Might need them for the Multipla I am looking at.

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sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

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Don't want to seem like I'm spamming, but our auction in aid of Bolton HDU finishes at midnight tonight, so we're just asking for a few last bids to boost the pot.

 

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 8ea4fd83cb

 

All proceeds will be given directly to the High Dependency Unit where my late sister was nursed before she died last month. All bids are very much appreciated.

 

Thanks, shiters. :)

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Don't want to seem like I'm spamming, but our auction in aid of Bolton HDU finishes at midnight tonight, so we're just asking for a few last bids to boost the pot.

 

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 8ea4fd83cb

 

All proceeds will be given directly to the High Dependency Unit where my late sister was nursed before she died last month. All bids are very much appreciated.

 

Thanks, shiters. :)

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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Don't want to seem like I'm spamming, but our auction in aid of Bolton HDU finishes at midnight tonight, so we're just asking for a few last bids to boost the pot.

 

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 8ea4fd83cb

 

All proceeds will be given directly to the High Dependency Unit where my late sister was nursed before she died last month. All bids are very much appreciated.

 

Thanks, shiters. :)

A superb cause. Bid on the big mac!

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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Don't want to seem like I'm spamming, but our auction in aid of Bolton HDU finishes at midnight tonight, so we're just asking for a few last bids to boost the pot.

 

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 8ea4fd83cb

 

All proceeds will be given directly to the High Dependency Unit where my late sister was nursed before she died last month. All bids are very much appreciated.

 

Thanks, shiters. :)

A superb cause. Bid on the big mac!

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Don't want to seem like I'm spamming, but our auction in aid of Bolton HDU finishes at midnight tonight, so we're just asking for a few last bids to boost the pot.

 

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 8ea4fd83cb

 

All proceeds will be given directly to the High Dependency Unit where my late sister was nursed before she died last month. All bids are very much appreciated.

 

Thanks, shiters. :)

A superb cause. Bid on the big mac!

 

Cheers FT. All helps!

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Don't want to seem like I'm spamming, but our auction in aid of Bolton HDU finishes at midnight tonight, so we're just asking for a few last bids to boost the pot.

 

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set= ... 8ea4fd83cb

 

All proceeds will be given directly to the High Dependency Unit where my late sister was nursed before she died last month. All bids are very much appreciated.

 

Thanks, shiters. :)

A superb cause. Bid on the big mac!

 

Cheers FT. All helps!

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I've ended up with a couple of duplicates after buying a job lot. So I have a spare 910 Bluebird and 2 N10 Pulsar brochures going spare. Not sure of the exact year and they are 8 pages each.

 

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Would take £3 each

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Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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^^^ Hey, we used to have a Conway exactly like that with the side storage rack.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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What an absolute crock of bollocks all that sodding DVLA towing thing is. Clear as mud, no bloody wonder some people just wing it now, it'd take forever to make any sense off all that mass weight etc shit.

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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Would I be able to tow that trailer with my licence?

 

(I passed my test in 2004)

 

I presume the information is here somewhere but it's all a bit confusing.

 

http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/motoring/dr ... dg_4022564

 

Yes. I had a massive headache over it cos I passed in 1998 and just missed the cut for being able to do whatever the fuck I like.

 

But as long as the Gross weight of the trailer is less than 750kg you're fine, basically.

 

When you get above 750 it's ok as long as the total weight of both car and trailer is less than 3500kg, and the car's still the heavy bit.

 

B

Motor vehicles with a MAM of up to 3,500 kg, no more than eight passenger seats, with or without a trailer - weighing no more than 750 kg

 

B

As category B but with a trailer weighing more than 750 kg. The total weight of the vehicle and the trailer together can’t weigh more than 3,500 kg. The weight of the trailer, when fully loaded, can’t weigh more than the unladen weight of the vehicle

 

Luckily for all of us, Swansea have gone out of their way to make it sound way more complicated than it is, and hide the actually useful information well away from the "What can I tow then FFS?" pages. :roll:

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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Electric Push Bike

Be green and kind to the environment in a way that owning a Prius never will be....

 

Open to swapsies. I wouldnt mind a Scooterped of some ilk, though I suspect the missus might comment on that.

 

Or some unusual tin.

 

Or a day being pampered & massaged by a tall blond Swedish woman

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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In case anyone's still pondering my wonderful trailer tent (such wonderful weather we're having, after all), would consider part-ex for a relatively modern tomtom with enough room for the western europe maps on it. (+ cash my way, obv) :oops:

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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Reduced! So shitist's price now £200 if you want it. Sound reasonable?

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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With regards the eBike -- I could throw one of these f**kers in to sweeten the deal

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tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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Any caravannists in the market for an uber-swanky barely used awning?

 

I'm ridding my parents of theres:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251095081925

 

I don't know what it's worth but if anyone wants it give me a shout and I'll endeavour to work out some kind of shitists discount or something. They seem to fetch between 3 and 400 quid from what I can see, but classifieds are all nearer 6/700. Like I say, I've no idea. :oops:

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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^^^ It wouldnnt fit mine, thats why you heard no more from me!

tonedepear Rank: Citroen Ami

tonedepear

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^^^ It wouldnnt fit mine, thats why you heard no more from me!

 

Figured as much! :D

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