What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[320touring]

Also, just managed 2x 30 min stints on the bike (on the turbo trainer) longest i've done in years!

 

Just need to kep going:)

[D Spares & Tyres]

What world do you guys live in where people constantly send you pictures of their bits and pieces? How do I get there?

from Croatia? in a Yugo would be best. i can swap you for a metro when you arrive. no pics of my penis though, sorry

[D Spares & Tyres]

I'd be utterly amazed if any grown men who play dungeons and dragons (or whatever it's called) actually even know what a woman looks like.

to be fair, they probably have a better idea than most, with all the internet porn they probably have seen things we can only dream of or have nightmares about depending on your ideas.......

[purplebargeken]

Took my lotto tickets in to Waitrose to check.

 

I won again!

 

£3.20 lol!!! I walked out and said to the nice lady collecting for Macmillan that she could have my lotto winnings but sadly it was only £3.20.

 

She smiled and happily accepted.

 

Best spend of £3.20 for an awfully long time.

[steve_earwig]

from Croatia? in a Yugo would be best. i can swap you for a metro when you arrive. no pics of my penis though, sorry

I didn't realise Yugos could do interplanetary travel. Hmm, a Yugo for a Metro, I'm struggling to think who'd get the worst deal...

 

I have been in a Yugo just the once, I didn't feel safe.

[AlabamaShrimp]

Went to some kind of trade show today in Manchester which was a bit boring and full of tools I couldn't afford but did get to have a mess about with this for a bit

 

 

Not normally my thing but it's a rental car and there was no one with it. So it could be sat in and played with just not started. It was nice as it's not a normal* car and there wasn't someon either watching you or anything.

 

The dash clocks are just a screen which seemed a bit weird. As it had flappy paddles the indicator switch is a shitty small button on the steering wheel.

 

Still if I had the money it would be left of the list need a few more fiestas first

[DS20]

Today, I have mainly been enjoying driving the P4 around Grimsby between my various work appointments  

[dave21478]

Even dogs dont like modern cars.

 

[vulgalour]

Oh... ohgod... it's EVERYWHERE  D:

[MarvinsMom]

now that is just NASTY

 

that is a smell that you will never get rid of. 

[fred]

Even dogs dont like modern cars.

 

 

 

 

 

Just the words would have sufficed - Ive up chucked in my mouth now

[trigger]

That's just grim

[gordonbennet]

A word to the now wise Dave, if the dog is likely to throw up, best not feed it till the journey is over.

 

There, hopefully you won't punch me up the throat for that gem, where do you start to clear that little lot up and more importantly where has it ended up through the gear tunnel.

[twosmoke300]

That makes my imminent nappy change look much less of a chore

[cobblers]

Even dogs dont like modern cars.

 

Fuck, I had the same thing the other month.

 

My dog hates car journeys and usually spews about 10 minutes in if our lass is driving, 20-25 if I am (cos she's all over the place)

 

I picked him up from my mams and purposefully didn't feed him before the journey, which went well. I pulled up outside my house pleasantly surprised. Unbuckled my belt, lent over to pick him up off the passenger seat and BLEARUGH all down the gap between the seats and the center console and all up my arm.

 

Turns out my mum fed him 400g of beef heart and liver just before I go tthere, because he "looked hungry". He's a 6 month old whippet, they always look hungry.

 

Anyway I was sick all over the road myself while cleaning it up cos the wind blew all the smell in my face and it was still warm.

I thought it was clean after 3 rolls of kitchen towel, a good stiff brushing and two cans of foaming upholstery cleaner, but 6 weeks later it's all gone mouldy again exactly where it all landed.

[MarvinsMom]

probably not to everyones taste but sarah millican is on at the town hall in Boro at the end of the year.

 

tickets don't go on sale till friday though, bugger...

[twosmoke300]

This forum . I've been hanging round hospitals and at home alone for the last 4 or5 days and this place has provided much relief and mirth .

[xtriple]

Watching a film on Horror channel. It's set in a women's prison and there seems to be a desperate need for underwear and uniforms for the inmates. Even the warders (women) don't seem to have the required number of buttons!

 

Also, every woman in the film is young, big titted, pretty and up for a bit of girl on girl action!

 

Soft core porn on mainstream telly... whatever next!?

 

Oh, it's called 'Bare behind bars'

[Alan_Green]

^^^What?  The Brazilian one?  On normal TV? That must be a scheduling error. Not horror for starters.  Bit of a cult classic in Rio that film.  Pity I don't get the horror channel. Kindly print this and blue tac to the corner of your screen before proceeding.

[xtriple]

Freeview channel 70! Still on......

[dave21478]

The dog boke photo isnt mine, but I have had similar problems in the past. The first ten minutes of a journey were usually ok, but any longer would result in chunks.

[cros]

Even dogs dont like modern cars.

 

I swear the smell came through on my computer.

[cros]

My 87 year old father made a monthly donation to the Red Cross of a tenner. They phoned him the other day suggesting he upped it and though he wasn't happy he offered 15. The arsehole on the other end of the line still wasn't satisfied- bet he was on comission- and tried for £20. Luckily dad didn't go for it there and then and it gave him quite a bit of grief worrying about it, but in the end he cancelled the standing order altogether and took his donation elsewhere.

[Pillock]

I had the same thing from the same charity. I was giving a fiver a month, living on my own with a shitload of debt it was the maximum I could manage but the chap who knocked on the door was very genuine so I signed up.

 

Two months later, phone calls. Not to say thank you, but to suggest that if I gave more they'd be able to do more. I declined. Another phone call the next week. Then two per week, leaving voicemails, trying their luck at different times of day. Finally snapped and answered one of them to tell them I'd cancelled the SO, and if they called me again I'd be a very unhappy person.

[xtriple]

Did the same with the RSPCA. Sponsored them for years and then it all started, phone calls, e-mails even snail mail begging for more. I'd been hearing unpleasant things about them anyway which I was trying to ignore but when they rang on the wrong day (bad mood) I let fly, cancelled the payment instantly.

 

Also did the same with WWF who were utter arseholes and don't give a fook about animals but love going on about McDonalds!

 

Sponsor a dog called Sidney through the Dogs trust and they have been great; they never ask me for more dosh, he sends me letters, Christmas and Valentines day cards and they keep me informed. Of course, there are probably thousands of us all sponsoring the same mutt so while I live in my squalid flat he's living in (faux) fur lined luxury eating only the best steak and wandering round his three bedroomed detached kennel (with central heating and hot and cold running girlfriends) in his velvet jacket and fitted slippers.

[Bobthebeard]

Been working on one of my mopeds. The Honda PC50. Makes me smile as the engineering of these things is just fantastic, miniature engineering. Almost like something a model maker would produce. Everything is so tiny yet so well made. Lovely.

[outlaw118]

Despite being currently composed of 75% snot, laughing like a drain at "Firing Cheeseballs at a Dog" DVD by Greg Davis. £3.99 from HMV.

 

BARGIN!

[D Spares & Tyres]

Female joggers. makes me smile (almost) every time.....

[Pillock]

 

Also did the same with WWF who were utter arseholes and don't give a fook about animals but love going on about McDonalds!

 

 

I used to sponsor with the WWF, got some lovely letters from Hulk Hogan and Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

[MarvinsMom]

you would never get a letter off of the undertaker though, he was just a right misery!