What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[M'coli]

Am I the only one immune to the charms of Ms. Coren?

You're not, I'm not a fan of her. It doesn't help that I can't stand her smug, supercilious, condescending brother.

[Mash]

Victoria Coren.

Ooh yes please

[trigger]

Just spotted on flickr

 

[maxpower]

i remember those roadline trucks.... then they just vanished from the roads

[ashmicro]

These:

 

 

 

 

POWERRRR!!

[Cavcraft]

Ref. this Victoria bint: pictures or STFU please.

[M'coli]

Hint: select name, copy, paste into Google Images, job done!

[trigger]

Let me help you.

 

http://tinyurl.com/y7wcq8p

[ashmicro]

Let me help you.http://tinyurl.com/y7wcq8p

8 pinter, IMHO

[Mr Lobster]

8 pinter, IMHO

Never heard of of her so whilst she may have other charms, based on appearances I would have to agree with the above.Shes certainly no Emma Bunton...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Using the enormous HOT parts washer at my work. Just cleaned the gearbox casing off my Rover, its now so clean I might fill the bellhousing with sugar puffs and use it as a massive 'autoshite cereal bowl'.

[Louise2cv]

My cat is back home, alive and almost well! Its been 5 days since he was possibly hit by a car. Its been chuffing expensive, and god knows what else needs doing, but for now we just have to make sure is stays put in his cage (which he hates).

 

It could have been a lot worse.

 

 

 

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[Mr Lobster]

Good to see he's more or less ok Louise!

[dollywobbler]

Discovering that Ford's Heritage Centre contains both a beige Mk1 Fiesta and a Mk1 Mondeo - with uncracked bumpers!! Hope it's well insured. Those immaculate bumpers must have more worth than a sack of gold.

[Mr Lobster]

Is it ever open to the public? Be nice to have a look around there...

[Tayne]

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[dollywobbler]

Is it ever open to the public? Be nice to have a look around there...

Sadly not at the moment. A real shame.

[trigger]

Just had a early 30th birthday present from my family, A private number plate, Not something I've ever thought about buying but I'm chuffed with it.It's T80 MDC, T for Trigger, 80 for 1980, the year i was born and MDC are my initials, Just means i can't have a car older then T reg now!.How long does a plate transfer take?.

[Lankytim]

8 pinter, IMHO

Never heard of of her so whilst she may have other charms, based on appearances I would have to agree with the above.Shes certainly no Emma Bunton...

You are miles too fussy! I think shes a real hottie.Besides munton is getting on a bit.

[Cavcraft]

Fucking whoa there!This is supposed to be the happy thread and yet someone's dissing the wonderful Emma and one of our numbers was born the same year I left school. I'm off to Google this Victoria bird now, she'd better be worth it...

[Mr Lobster]

Besides munton is getting on a bit.

True. But then so am I.

[Cavcraft]

Let me help you.http://tinyurl.com/y7wcq8p

Thankyou, but I vote she ain't all that. She looks like she's won 'Daily Mail Mum Of the Year'.

[trigger]

Besides munton is getting on a bit.

True. But then so am I.

So's Billy by the sounds of it as well.ps she's not worth it mate, I've even googled this Victoria doris with the safe search off and not even a flash of nipple, Give me Bunton any day.

[Cavcraft]

While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies.His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.''No problem, just let me in,' says the man.'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.''Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne.Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.'Now it's time to visit heaven.'So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.'So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time.. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.What happened?'The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning... ... Today you voted.'

[Rusty Pelican]

Really pleased ive managed to finish welding a new NSR arch on the Beemer , even more pleased i never ended up in casualty with bits of rust in my eyes , did manage to get a hot spark in my left ear though that sounded like a giant frying egg and I also set fire to my jeans , ive now got a hairless patch on my left leg , relatively unscathed for me

[ashmicro]

First cut of the year on the back lawn today. Gave it the once over, then couldn't for the life of me remember how to lower the blades. So I asked the missus. Her reply: "Slammed on banded steelies and rat look for the win!!"Speechless!

[binhoker668]

Just had a early 30th birthday present from my family, A private number plate, Not something I've ever thought about buying but I'm chuffed with it.It's T80 MDC, T for Trigger, 80 for 1980, the year i was born and MDC are my initials, Just means i can't have a car older then T reg now!.How long does a plate transfer take?.

MDC = Legendary Anarcho-punk band. One of my faves.New plate = win mate!!

[mattblack]

...'Daily Mail Mum Of the Year'.

...pretty much describes my dream woman!

[Station]

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning... ... Today you voted.'

Ouch, so true.

[Station]

I think this chap is hilarious, I bet he'll be massive in a year or so!