What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[pogweasel]

Coren:(i) sexy sexy sexy(ii) disgustingly intelligent(iii) happily humours dullards on BBC4 quizzes no-one (except me) watches(iv) funny(v) properly good at playing cards(vi) wrote a book about attempting to make a porn filmPerfection.

[barrett]

had to google her

Victoria Coren (born 18 August 1973) is a British writer, presenter and poker player

Poker Player? is that a fuggin profession now??!

[warren t claim]

Coren:(i) sexy sexy sexy(ii) disgustingly intelligent(iii) funny(iv) properly good at playing cards(v) wrote a book about attempting to make a porn filmPerfection.

Nice set of top bollocks as well.

[Claypole]

Should be ok to fund those late night Ebay-shite buys too:"becoming the first women to win a European Poker Tour event, taking home $941,513 for 1st place in London in 2006".

[M'coli]

Seeing the Yorksire Air Museum's new Nimrod fly overhead, about 10 minutes ago.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Seems to be an amazing character that Victoria Coren, I love her! NO SRSLY, I R IN LOVE, LIKE A PUPPY. she's written a few pretty dreadful columns for the Guardian though, looks like she's faxed 'em in from the middle of a high-stakes poker game.I think she has won a fair few poker championships, she is a serious playa by all accounts.

[The Liberator]

Coren:(i) sexy sexy sexy(ii) disgustingly intelligent(iii) happily humours dullards on BBC4 quizzes no-one (except me) watches(iv) funny(v) properly good at playing cards(vi) wrote a book about attempting to make a porn filmPerfection.

Nice set of top bollocks as well.

Am I the only one immune to the charms of Ms. Coren? I like Only Connect, and every time I watch it, I think how much more I would like it if it was presented by Robert Robinson instead. I don't have any wish to see his top bollocks though.

[Vin]

I used to like to watch Balderdash & Piffle which Victoria Coren presented. She sometimes used to say rude words. Which I liked When I was able to get BBC4, she was good on Only Connect, where like Pog said, she humours the dullards. I like that too.Her Dad, Alan Coren was a top bloke, who also endorsed the use of salad cream to polish Standard Vanguard bumpers...

[M'coli]

Am I the only one immune to the charms of Ms. Coren?

You're not, I'm not a fan of her. It doesn't help that I can't stand her smug, supercilious, condescending brother.

[Mash]

Victoria Coren.

Ooh yes please

[trigger]

Just spotted on flickr

 

[maxpower]

i remember those roadline trucks.... then they just vanished from the roads

[ashmicro]

These:

 

 

 

 

POWERRRR!!

[Cavcraft]

Ref. this Victoria bint: pictures or STFU please.

[M'coli]

Hint: select name, copy, paste into Google Images, job done!

[trigger]

Let me help you.

 

http://tinyurl.com/y7wcq8p

[ashmicro]

Let me help you.http://tinyurl.com/y7wcq8p

8 pinter, IMHO

[Mr Lobster]

8 pinter, IMHO

Never heard of of her so whilst she may have other charms, based on appearances I would have to agree with the above.Shes certainly no Emma Bunton...

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Using the enormous HOT parts washer at my work. Just cleaned the gearbox casing off my Rover, its now so clean I might fill the bellhousing with sugar puffs and use it as a massive 'autoshite cereal bowl'.

[Louise2cv]

My cat is back home, alive and almost well! Its been 5 days since he was possibly hit by a car. Its been chuffing expensive, and god knows what else needs doing, but for now we just have to make sure is stays put in his cage (which he hates).

 

It could have been a lot worse.

 

 

 

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[Mr Lobster]

Good to see he's more or less ok Louise!

[dollywobbler]

Discovering that Ford's Heritage Centre contains both a beige Mk1 Fiesta and a Mk1 Mondeo - with uncracked bumpers!! Hope it's well insured. Those immaculate bumpers must have more worth than a sack of gold.

[Mr Lobster]

Is it ever open to the public? Be nice to have a look around there...

[Tayne]

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[dollywobbler]

Is it ever open to the public? Be nice to have a look around there...

Sadly not at the moment. A real shame.

[trigger]

Just had a early 30th birthday present from my family, A private number plate, Not something I've ever thought about buying but I'm chuffed with it.It's T80 MDC, T for Trigger, 80 for 1980, the year i was born and MDC are my initials, Just means i can't have a car older then T reg now!.How long does a plate transfer take?.

[Lankytim]

8 pinter, IMHO

Never heard of of her so whilst she may have other charms, based on appearances I would have to agree with the above.Shes certainly no Emma Bunton...

You are miles too fussy! I think shes a real hottie.Besides munton is getting on a bit.

[Cavcraft]

Fucking whoa there!This is supposed to be the happy thread and yet someone's dissing the wonderful Emma and one of our numbers was born the same year I left school. I'm off to Google this Victoria bird now, she'd better be worth it...

[Mr Lobster]

Besides munton is getting on a bit.

True. But then so am I.

[Cavcraft]

Let me help you.http://tinyurl.com/y7wcq8p

Thankyou, but I vote she ain't all that. She looks like she's won 'Daily Mail Mum Of the Year'.