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What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

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autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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we can always fall back on the arms industry (including chemical, nuclear and biological weapons)

 

thats how we know so much about the dangers from 'terrorists' around the world - the UK sold them the weapons and taught them torture techniques

 

just like the CIA armed and funded bin laden, timothy Mcvie and Iran

autofive Rank: Renault 16

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The CIA funded native Afghan mujahadeen, the most popular leader of which was assassinated by OBL and the Taliban the same week as 9-11. Even the CIA's most ardent critics do not allege that the CIA in any way armed, funded, or trained OBL or his arab mercenaries during the Soviet occupation war. The Afghans, of course, are not arabs.

 

bin laden was a CIA 'tactician' and paid millions of dollars by the cia. thats a fact

 

bin laden has been linked (through the bank of BCCI) to the 'new mujahadeen' commonly known as 'al qaeda'

chaseracer Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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All of which proves that there are many reasons why this is the Grin Thread... :|

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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I'm excited because show season is about to start, only 2 weeks until the Austin Morris show at Brooklands now.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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apoligies for the politics

 

i bit :roll:

 

just get a bit pished off with constant denials of blame

 

 

on a grinning note

 

popped out to the shop this morning and an old farter parked next to me in his fiesta (on his way to church) we had a bit of a chat about Cortinas, and Sierras, which he didnt like, and then he starts talking about mk2 Granadas. he remembered my old mk2 and said my son has one a 2.8 GL T-reg. its been in his garage for the last 15 years (started every couple of months) as he injured his foot in a motorbike accident and bought an auto to drive. do you want to buy it?

 

mmmm, maybe i said

 

phone numbers exchanged, i have to ring him monday teatime to arrange to view. :D

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Shanks's pony.

Having a dog is an ace excuse for a nice stroll. Intended to go just a mile or so and ended up doing about six or seven instead. Took some back lanes I'd never knew were there before, saw houses I didn't know existed and, which really made my day, a lad on a mint looking RD350LC razzed past me.

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

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Getting this out of my parents' loft made me grin...

 

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Most of it was my dad's and was apparently secondhand when he got it. From what I can gather from the colours, a lot of it dates from 1935 - 45. I built the lorry years ago.

 

And the obiglatory baccy tin of nuts and bolts...

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Just got to decide what to build now.

Station Rank: Isuzu Florian

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bla bla bla we rescued you from Winston Hitler.

 

I'm no expert but I heard the Russians were probably the best element in winning WW2?

 

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:lol:

 

 

I used to be a regular every month at that thing in Asda. I got around 20 quid one time.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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' Wanna talk politics? Here: http://car-politics.proboards.com/index.cgi ' :?:

 

Forgot to mention on today's walk I went to take in some local league football. There were two 'ladies' teams playing each other and to be frank the majority of them seemed to sport more stubbles and tattoos than the average blokes team.

Despite fearing for them I did spend a few moments pondering what it was like in the shower for the couple of hot ones who were playing.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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' Wanna talk politics? Here: http://car-politics.proboards.com/index.cgi ' :?:

 

Forgot to mention on today's walk I went to take in some local league football. There were two 'ladies' teams playing each other and to be frank the majority of them seemed to sport more stubbles and tattoos than the average blokes team.

Despite fearing for them I did spend a few moments pondering what it was like in the shower for the couple of hot ones who were playing.

 

I used to know a ladies' team manager. A vast amount of them were lesbians. Which doesn't help when you're imagining the shower scenes. Sorry.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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When I was at uni the ladies' hockey and rugby teams were full of lesbians. Although they were more of the Millie Tant than Hustler types

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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' Wanna talk politics? Here: http://car-politics.proboards.com/index.cgi ' :?:

 

Forgot to mention on today's walk I went to take in some local league football. There were two 'ladies' teams playing each other and to be frank the majority of them seemed to sport more stubbles and tattoos than the average blokes team.

Despite fearing for them I did spend a few moments pondering what it was like in the shower for the couple of hot ones who were playing.

 

I used to know a ladies' team manager. A vast amount of them were lesbians. Which doesn't help when you're imagining the shower scenes. Sorry.

 

Doesn't help? :D

seth Rank: Renault 16

seth

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So, the women that aren't interested in men are ugly and the ones who are are beautiful. Works for me!

Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

Mr Lobster

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Don't go to Hebden Bridge (Lesbian Capital of The NorthTM) then as it appears to be full of butch, dungaree wearing types.

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Lesbians are a great idea in theory, but in reality, they're just a bit disappointing.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Lesbians are a great idea in theory, but in reality, they're just a bit disappointing.

 

 

Oh I don't know, I was watching this film earlier on and...................actually never mind

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Lesbians are a great idea in theory, but in reality, they're just a bit disappointing.

 

Like Audis perhaps? Are they sometimes too front heavy too?

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Moving on..... This company will happily scrap your old banger for you, but not just rubbish old VWs, they also specialise in crushing shitty old Mk1 Escorts (2 door only) and Lotus-Cortinas! :D

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It's a demand not a request, they scrapped all my vintage Bugattis and such.

rml2345 Rank: Renault 16

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Seeing a Volvo 340GL made me grin very much. As did buying a pile of records at Vinyl Villains.

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