What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[bub2006]

For fear of retaliation I'm giving that a swerve! Good news is now djb man and van can also shift cars providing they are insured and road legal. Having other car cover OS a bloody God send.

[beko1987]

Picasso? We all know what happens, prob best not to!

[DVee8]

^^^ Is that the black one on facebook?

[Guest Hooli]

Our new* Saab has now done almost a thousand miles since collection. All good so far. Now on 136,500 miles. Oil and filter change tomorrow, plus new rear brake pads.

Air filter and pollen filter soon. Also planned is a full transmission fluid change.

 

Hardly run in!

[AMC Rebel]

There was a D4 in a ditch near me just like that recently. No idea how it wasn't even slippy.

I passed a brand new white Range Rover Sport which was on it's roof in a field yesterday. Flip knows how they did that.

[AMC Rebel]

My grin is - being pleased at getting automatically allocated the wimdow seat on the plane for this morning. Except it turns out 11A doesn't have a window.

[cms206]

My grin is - being pleased at getting automatically allocated the wimdow seat on the plane for this morning. Except it turns out 11A doesn't have a window.

FlyBE Dash 8 Q400?

 

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[bub2006]

Nope no Picasso. Citroen c2

[Pillock]

FlyBE Dash 8 Q400?

 

 

Nope no Picasso. Citroen c2

 

It's always funny when there's two conversations going off at once. 

Surprised a C2 doesn't have a window next to seat 11A

[bub2006]

Sorry, I forgot to quote

[Guest Hooli]

It's always funny when there's two conversations going off at once. 

Surprised a C2 doesn't have a window next to seat 11A

 

It's a picasso, your lucky it doesn't have all the doors & windows on the same side.

[scaryoldcortina]

I just discovered a whole new level of stupid on the internet! I didn't think it was possible after all that happened over the last year, but it is.

 

PETA are campaigning against Games Workshop to get them to stop using furs on characters in Warhammer 40K!

[320touring]

I just discovered a whole new level of stupid on the internet! I didn't think it was possible after all that happened over the last year, but it is.

 

PETA are campaigning against Games Workshop to get them to stop using furs on characters in Warhammer 40K!

Be good if warhammer did "attack minks" with human pelts

[DodgeRover]

I had better hide my Necronomicon then.....

[AMC Rebel]

FlyBE Dash 8 Q400?

 

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No, Ryanair 737-800 (actually, fairly sure Ryanair don't fly anything else)

 

Bloke next to me was on this mornings outbound flight "I am sure there's less room in this plane than the one we came on" him and his mate were even in the same seat numbers. I didn't like to point out that the reason he had less room was that he was stuck next to me on an otherwise identical aircraft.

[Pillock]

Sorry, I forgot to quote

I was being deliberately obtuse, it was clear what you were replying to but it amused me that those two replies read like a single conversation

[Pillock]

I just discovered a whole new level of stupid on the internet! I didn't think it was possible after all that happened over the last year, but it is.

 

PETA are campaigning against Games Workshop to get them to stop using furs on characters in Warhammer 40K!

I think they should make a huge song and dance about how they've redesigned their entire range of miniatures and now they feature accurate representations of fake fur.

 

To be fair to the petans, I didn't see a single positive response from any of their forum users with most slagging them off for being even more attention whores than normal.

It seems they also made some inaccurate reference to a type of fictional animal which proper wound Warhammerers up

[fordperv]

I was a massive numpty and sat on my few week old frameless glasses that i had from asda, the lense popped and broke the nylon securing also bent the frames, i crapped myself and thought id buggered them, rung asda where id got them from and the lady said bring them down, i got there at 6.30 and the lovely lady set about repairing them for me, she was great fixed them with no fuss having a laugh with me in the process, when she repaired them i asked how much for the repair, her reply "oh nothing dont worry about it" my god you dont get anything for free let alone something to get you out of the crap whilst so positive, so a big thankyou to asda wolstanton

[Cheggers]

Of all the dangerous items you could carry onto a Dutch train...

 

 

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[John F]

^ because overhead electrics?

[beko1987]

The boy got a new vest yesterday

 

[twosmoke300]

Brilliant !

[Cheggers]

Do they do adult sizes (asking for a friend, of course)?

 

 

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[cobblers]

There's a couple of young lads about 11/12 who must live near my work, they tear round the roads on BMXs with no brakes and I've nearly seen both of them get run over a few times, they're thick as shit and I've told them as much.

 

Today one of them swerved and copped for a kerb when avoiding a car. He fell off and then the one following him couldn't stop because he'd no brakes, so he crashed into the whole mess and fell off too.

 

They say there's nothing quite as good as someone elses misfortune. Hopefully the stupid bastards will learn their lesson before they end up splattered up the front of some poor fuckers car.

[Cheggers]

Ah c'mon, we were all stupid kids once.

 

 

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[AlabamaShrimp]

Once? I think I was every single day.....

[FakeConcern]

Is it just me still hoping for a pic of Bub's Citroen C2 (cause I like them)?

[cobblers]

Ah c'mon, we were all stupid kids once.

 

 

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Of course, and I deserved to get laughed at too!

[fordperv]

Once? I think I was every single day.....

I still am

[Cheggers]

Childish, I know, but I notice the snooker has thrown up a Fu/King semi-final

 

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