What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[dollywobbler]

Not sure I've seen your sister in the boot of the Allegro Louise. Did she upset you?!

[Mr Lobster]

^ Nothing wrong with Kangoos - Autoshite of the future surely.

 

I'm grinning as I've had one of those really good drives - quiet roads, good stuff on the radio and generally feeling fairly chuffed with stuff. Even better that I was driving the Sprinter at the time

[Louise2cv]

Not sure I've seen your sister in the boot of the Allegro Louise. Did she upset you?!

 

She was just in awe of its load carrying capacity.

[Louise2cv]

[Tayne]

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[dollywobbler]

Definitely. Why wasn't I allowed to put that one in the paper?!

 

Have you let her out now?

[trigger]

Maybe if British Leyland sold Allegros with hot girls in all the boots they wouldn't have gone down the pan.

[Lord Sterling]

Ooh, nice, she does look nice

 

Listening to the demo tune on my Yamaha PSS-51 Keyboard:

 

 

Love this keyboard, been after one ever since I was at school. Some of us used to fight over this keyboard as it was was the best keyboard.

 

A few years ago when I had money, I found one on ebay, bid, won and picked up, best thing was it was pretty local to me too.

[Louise2cv]

Have you let her out now?

 

Well Duh! She wouldn't be surfing Car and Classic from on there would she?

 

I can't believe she's been looking at Car and Classic. We are twins but totally unalike. She (normally) likes brand new BMWs and I like old shitters. She's unsure now, but I think its the best idea she's ever had, it would only be a weekend car and it's an investment isn't it?

[dollywobbler]

She could have been surfing on her phone! I believe they can do that now.

 

Glad you're educating her though. My sister prefers Golfs...

[Lankytim]

Ill have to check the boot of my Allegro for any women, only problem is its been locked in a garage for a couple of months. Ah well, beggars can't be choosers!

[scaryoldcortina]

Lord Sterling - lolz, I have a PSS-780 here with the same demo tune ;D

 

I just bought myself a boss Micro-BR digital recorder... 4 channel recording, 32 virtual tracks, digital effects (guitar and vocal) drum machine built in, mp3 player (with slowdown/phrase trainer) and a tuner, runs off 2 AA batteries and is smaller than a betamax tape. Fun fun fun....

[Cavcraft]

This should probably be in the grumpy bit: remember that fugly bint on ,'X Factor who punched her equally fugly mate in the face? Well she's posed for topless pictures and it's probably either good viewing for bulimia succeeded (you'll never keep your lunch down once you've seen them) or as an antidote to viagra.

[Cavcraft]

Succeeded = sufferers. Stupid bloody predictive text on my phone.

[Louise2cv]

SISTER SHITE CRAZINESS UPDATE:

 

if it doesn't sell this afternoon Abby is booked in to see it next!

 

I really didn't know she was this serious about it. Fingers crossed!

[dollywobbler]

Blimey. Will be quite funny if it's better than yours...

 

You might end up on Tricia. "My sister outdid me in the Allegro stakes. I'm gutted!"

[Alexg]

 

Yep, that pretty much does it for me...

[trigger]

This should probably be in the grumpy bit: remember that fugly bint on ,'X Factor who punched her equally fugly mate in the face? Well she's posed for topless pictures

 

Like the sick pup that i am, I had to google it... This is really NSFW or for people with weak stomachs. http://www.buzzfeed.com/empressmaruja/x ... for-t-1fox

 

Shes not exactly blessed with large boobs for a chubby girl.

[trigger]

Here's a little video of Pog dancing with his kids.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQRn-COu ... r_embedded

[Alexg]

This should probably be in the grumpy bit: remember that fugly bint on ,'X Factor who punched her equally fugly mate in the face? Well she's posed for topless pictures

 

Like the sick pup that i am, I had to google it... This is really NSFW or for people with weak stomachs. http://www.buzzfeed.com/empressmaruja/x ... for-t-1fox

 

Shes not exactly blessed with large boobs for a chubby girl.

 

Shes looks like a total c@#t

[ashmicro]

[trigger]

Just reading a 1977 Autocar magazine long term report on a Citroen CX 2200 Diesel, What a miserable car! 0-60 in 20.8secs, a top speed of 90 mph and even the mpg isn't that amazing at 33.5mpg, No wonder there aren't that many left.

 

Even in this photo were the car was 9 months old and had covered 12000 miles the car looks rough!, Prime autoshite fodder i think!

 

[dollywobbler]

Aye. Not my cup of tea (the CX, the semi-naked girl almost made me sick...) but the Turbo Diesel CX could hit 120mph! And GM responded with the 2.3 Carlton diesel...

[pogweasel]

Is it possible to un-see things?

[dollywobbler]

Is it possible to un-see things?

 

Yes, but it requires a very large quantity of booze and mind-bending drugs.

[ChinaTom]

F'kin Ada! That has destroyed my evening. Butch as a fitter's dog. Can't get round her with chocolates - can't get round her on a bleedin' moped! I did expect a few "taxed worse" comments. Not from me of course.

[Cavcraft]

*Just remember I didn't post the link

[meggersdog]

Oh dear,Ricky Hatton has let himself go a bit.

[warren t claim]

Will she be on next years Autoshite calender?

[brammy777]

I always thought the Sport had a thing for adding people of the moments faces onto other bodies... But this time, clearly not. Hmmm, interesting. Who would have thought punching your 'friend' on TV could lead to a topless model career? Obviously she did.