What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[barrett]

Nice one Stan_Hirst!

 

This is making me grin!

http://www.funfunkypages.com/coolsounds5/armagg.wav

[ashmicro]

Nice one Stan_Hirst!

 

This is making me grin!

http://www.funfunkypages.com/coolsounds5/armagg.wav

I just played that to a couple of the guys here at work. I can now hear them shouting "ARMAGEDDON!" across the corridor at each other!

[garethj]

it is absolutely packed with top-level "professional" birds in low-cut tops. Think I'll tax the Stanza and see if they fancy a bit of car-sharing.

Congrats, Hirst. Stanza, brown tie and The Great Smell Of Brut – you’ll be beating them off with a shitty stick

[warren t claim]

I'm as straight as the next man but even I would have trouble resisting a sharp dressed man in a Stanza who isn't afraid to "splash it all over".

[Justin Case]

Crikey - after a successful interview, I have been offered an 8-month secondment Not bad considering I turned up wearing a brown stripey tie.

Congratulations, but hardly surprising. A brown stripey tie has always been considered the hallmark of the industrious and reliable professional.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....... provided of course that something else is also worn at the same time

[michiel]

Gefeliciteerd Hirst! Pay rise = more shite?

[brammy777]

What made me laugh today was some guy in a suit walking past a MKIV Escort and looking at his mates and saying: 'Oh, MKI Escort!'

[Hudsonpie]

Warren Ts avatar has had me chuckling every time it scrolls past....brilliant

[trigger]

I don't think it's even raoulmoatly funny... Mind you its all kicking of tonight there.

[warren t claim]

Warren Ts avatar has had me chuckling every time it scrolls past....brilliant

Thanks! I thimk I will have to update it soon though...

[Hudsonpie]

Been watching it on the news and they've released some still photos of the rozzers in action......is it me or does the picture of the copper with the tazer making an overtly aggressive face look like a bit of a tit....?

[scaryoldcortina]

Yeah, absolute latest from auntie on the moat case says this

2222 BST: The BBC's Fiona Trott says former footballer Paul Gascoigne appeared a short while ago at the police cordon. She says he posed for some pictures with children before driving off.

Gazza has had his PC confiscated, and is unavailable for comment....

[trigger]

Gazza was as pissed as a fart yet again though.

[Richard]

News really needs to go back to 20 minute bulletins.

[Richard]

Been watching it on the news and they've released some still photos of the rozzers in action......is it me or does the picture of the copper with the tazer making an overtly aggressive face look like a bit of a tit....?

Not at all!

 

[scaryoldcortina]

He's just pissed cos the other guy got the mp5 first, so he's stuck with the silly little yellow gun. How much use is a taser in a siege anyway? The guy is in a ditch 100 yards away, I'll have the assault rifle please...

[Hudsonpie]

And he's got Minty from Eastenders next to him....

[warren t claim]

He's just pissed cos the other guy got the mp5 first, so he's stuck with the silly little yellow gun. How much use is a taser in a siege anyway? The guy is in a ditch 100 yards away, I'll have the assault rifle please...

Dickless Tracey!

[Milford Cubicle]

[scaryoldcortina]

Lol.. I'm having a discusssion with my son about this now. He wants to know why the police cant just toss in a couple of grenades then shoot him when he runs away. I can't answer him properly....

[trigger]

Your avatar has just cracked me up Richard!

 

Cheers Milf, new faceache profile photo!

[Tayne]

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[Hudsonpie]

God they're wringing out this negotiation malarkey, how do you negotiate with a man like that...."Fancy a pint....?...Cup of tea....? Fresh shells...?" Fucked if I know....

Richard that avatar is class

[warren t claim]

Your avatar has just cracked me up Richard!

+111

[Richard]

It had to be done

 

I'm sure he was just making that face for the benefit of the camera.

[ashmicro]

MongCop is aiming his taser across a field(!), the guy on the right of shot is too high, and the bloke standing up (whose face you can't see in this pic) isn't looking down his sights. Good drills.

[warren t claim]

It had to be done

 

I'm sure he was just making that face for the benefit of the camera.

He looks like Billy Idol in a Nazi stormtroopers uniform.

[ashmicro]

[warren t claim]

[scaryoldcortina]

Aha, It's raining. not too long now then. I have personal experience of how nasty it gets in a ditch in northumberland, at night in the middle of july. It's a battle between the men with guns and the biting insects.