Roffle January Cannock Calamity Roffle - BIG* SHITE REVEAL 2DAY!!

[Pillock]

Should have asked this earlier, but where is Cannock?

 

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The epicenter of chod.

 

Just follow the trail of leaking fluids and greasy burgers.

 

(Where the A5 meets the M6)

[fatharris]

Dude, Exeter is "the North" to me, I need place names

 

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[eddyramrod]

Staffordshire; up the M6 a bit from Birmingham.

[fatharris]

Sweeeet.

 

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[Crispian_J_Hotson]

 

 

Good luck!

[320touring]

It has been moved to its storage location.

 

Drives well, despite a gearshift that feels looser than my ex.

 

It has, however decided to develop a coolant leak - coming from the glovebox area.

 

Please be mindful of this!

 

It's MOT'D til November 18.

[panhard65]

It has been moved to its storage location.

 

Drives well, despite a gearshift that feels looser than my ex.

 

It has, however decided to develop a coolant leak - coming from the glovebox area.

 

Please be mindful of this!

 

It's MOT'D til November 18.

Fuck I really hope I don't win this as 900 miles in one car with a fucked heater is enough for me this week.

[320touring]

Fuck I really hope I don't win this as 900 miles in one car with a fucked heater is enough for me this week.

Exciting, ain't it!

[320touring]

Having had a quick perusal,

 

The matrix doesn't look too difficult to access - can go in from side of glovebox.

 

A new matrix seems to be sub £25 on the bay..

[crapcarcollector]

I’m scared. This is all.

 

 

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[ruffgeezer]

Hmm, I bid a tenner and a packet of knock-off wotsits sight unseen.

[Pillock]

I ARE EXCITE

 

[Pillock]

And the lucky shiter is..... BILLY!

[Cavcraft]

16, is....

 

OH FUCK!

[hairnet]

ROFLCOPTER

[The Moog]

Boom !

[crapcarcollector]

THANK FUCK FOR THAT. Unlucky Billy!!!!!

 

 

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[omegod]

Thank fuck for that, are you going to pick it up on your bike Billy  ?

[Pillock]

So when do we find out what it is?

What are you hoping for Billy? I think there were loads of Passats there, or maybe a 1.4 Golf with gangster tints and bald tyres.

[barefoot]

I am thrilled, the pressure is off.

I can sit back and enjoy the fun.

[johngarty]

Genuinely... Phew

[hairnet]

[Sloth in a bowl]

I can post a picture, but I feel that 320touring should have the pleasure of the reveal.

 

 

Me: I didn't win the car

Mrs Sloth: <sound of cheering and whopping>

[omegod]

Last time I was teased this bad I was 18 and she had a catsuit on 

[bub2006]

And probably cost more than a roffle ticket

[dollywobbler]

Ha! Brilliant. I hope the reveal is actually going to be when Billy sees it for the first time. No spoilers.

[hairnet]

I can post a picture, but I feel that 320touring should have the pleasure of the reveal.

 

 

Me: I didn't win the car

Mrs Sloth: <sound of knives being put back in the drawer

[AnthonyG]

Brilliant. Billy is one of the few people with the skills* to punt this fine vehicle on.

[Cavcraft]

Ha! Brilliant. I hope the reveal is actually going to be when Billy sees it for the first time. No spoilers.

 

Are you kidding? I'm going to explode if I don't find out soon.

[bub2006]

One for the field of (broken) dreams?