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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Sorry. Must have forgotten my medication this afternoon.I am sure they are "really nice". Both.

andrewp Rank Morris Ital

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Just spotting this in my local rag, placed on the 10th, only 8 views so far: DATSUN STANZA 1.8SGL 1982 automatic, pas, 33,000 miles, mot, taxed £350 lancing, 01903 764684. Sorry, no photo, Lancing is near Brighton.

Mr Lobster Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Chavtastic. Fwd so not gr8 4 driftinhttp://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1988-VAUXHALL-AST ... dZViewItem

LAST SUMMER I DROVE HER TO DEVON AND BACK AND IT WAS FAULTLESS

From Dorset! My what a journey.Clean Fiesta Festival for the Fezza pervs around here... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-FORD-FIESTA- ... dZViewItemRare. And rare for a reason.http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1984-MG-METRO-BLU ... dZViewItem
retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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My dad had a brand new black Y reg MG Metro, I was 13 at the time and absolutely loved it, even though he drove like an old man but was only in his late 30's at the time.That Astra is awful, apt number plate though - JuNK.

andrewp Rank Morris Ital

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A few more usable alternatives outside of ebay:

 

TOYOTA - Carina, n, estate, petrol, silver, 5 door, MoT Sep 08, vgc, ABS, air con, alarm, alarm/immobiliser, alloys, c/locking, drivers airbag, e/windows, p/steering, radio/cassette, sunroof, twin airbags, fitted tow bar, must be seen,

£275, ono, loughborough 01509813358 / 07889122189.

 

TOYOTA COROLLA, 1.3, 1996 N reg, 3dr hatch, petrol, tax & MOT, £150. 0117 9092917 Hartcliffe.

 

MAZDA 626 GTI 2.0 16V 1989 G reg silver 5 door hatch, 1 previous family owner, currently owned 7 yrs, very clean & original inside & out. MOT till Nov 08, Taxed till May 08, service history & maintenance records, all previous MOT''s.

All electric windows, electric sunroof, key less central locking & alarm, cruise control, 5 original alloys. £425 ono 07971275073 (Not sure where this is located!)

 

DAIHATSU CHARADE GLXi 1.3 16v, 1994 (L reg), 65k miles, hatchback, petrol, white, 5 door, c/locking, e/windows, unfortunatly no tax, MOT till Jun 08, few bumps + scratches, Eastbourne, For quick sale : £250, 07877 492 041

 

DAIHATSU CHARADE, 1993, 26000 miles, hatchback, petrol, red, 5 door, MoT Jul 08, no tax, vgc, fsh, radio/cassette, One lady owner from new. £400 ono, Northwood, 02088663792. (on about a week ago but very few hits)

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pompei Rank: Renault 16

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That Astra is spectacularly nastyGOOD POINTSEVERYONE WILL ADMIRE YOU IN THISTHE FRONT END IS IN PINK PRIMER AS WAS DAMAGED WHEN I HAD THE VEICHLE RECOVERED, ... although it is very reliable of course

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

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I quite like this comment:

THE CSA ARE ON MY BACK AND I HAVE TO SELL MY BABY

Hmm, i thought you were selling a nasty DisAstra, not your Chavling!
andrewp Rank Morris Ital

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Another non-ebay find but I think there are some fans of these on here:

 

Fiat 126 650 Manual, 14,500 miles, THIS WEHICLE IS RECORDED IN POLAND,(POLISH PLATE,POLISH MOT) AND LEFT HAND DRIVE.PERFECT CONDITION,IDEAL FOR COLLECTORS AND NOT ONLY.TRUE MILEAGE 14500 FROM NEW. £499. 077837 29221 or 077835 33486

Not sure where it is but its 50 miles from London!

 

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pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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That 126 will make that easy on ebay - there's a bit of an interest in them now that there are so few left after the 500 boys have plundered their innards.

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That Astra looks ok apart from that snowplough of a front bumper. Whatever possessed them to put that on?

carlo Rank: Renault 16

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Looking at that blue Bluebird reminds me of the 1994 Nissan Maxima I had for few a few months a few years back. Has anyone ever had one of these?I was very keen on it; had a wonderful torquey 3.0 engine and auto box, literally went like the clappers in any gear. Was genuinely amazed at the effortless performance. Also had a stupendous Nissan CD player and sound system. 20mpg and hardish ride weren't quite so lovely, and apparently the gearbox and manifold system were a weakness on these cars. Certainly cemented my appreciation of Japanese cars.

pandamonium Rank: Renault 16

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I had a 2.0 diesel bluebird, lovely car, had been badly treated, but refused to die. Sold it for £20 with a weeks MOT on it.

STUNO Rank: Renault 16

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IALSO HAD A 1994 MAXIMA (badged CEFIRO) 2.5 luvverly car ! not known for for any problems and we still have 3 on the taxi fleet. the 1.6 bluebird was the poverty spec one here. also had a bluebird 2.0 diesel . sold at 350,000 km and I still see it about 4 years on .but it was so slow it probably hasn't been far :lol:

Daniel H Rank Morris Ital

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Best part is that in his other items the numberplate has a starting bid of a grand :roll:

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Is he the same twunt who had the Lancia a while back?

Don't know, but reading a few of the negs he's handed out Alf Garnett's got nothing on him...

find that box you sailed over here in and fukoff back to where you came from

messer...black prick

What a lovely man, just the sort of person I want to buy a car from.
retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

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yeh, my boat is well & truly floated - very nice indeed.

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Is he the same twunt who had the Lancia a while back?

Don't know, but reading a few of the negs he's handed out Alf Garnett's got nothing on him...

find that box you sailed over here in and fukoff back to where you came from

messer...black prick

What a lovely man, just the sort of person I want to buy a car from.
I was going to say something like that. I spotted the first quote and another one about a yid. Nice.
mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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Alf Garnett's got nothing on him...

He keeps calling for ebay to ban users that have messed him around. I imagine they would be quite quick to drop a user who posted blatantly racist feedback, if their attention was drawn to it?
pandamonium Rank: Renault 16

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What a spazmoidial nobjockey's foot washer! Just to compound matters, he can't spell!!!! I find that ebay is like an empty paper bag.... you only get out what you put in. In other words, if you are kind and considerate and ignore the messers, most people will be ok with you. If you get agressive with the idiots, you end up looking bad.A bit profound for Friday evening, I'm sorry.

AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-Mazda-323-GX-i_W0QQitemZ320216379066

 

It also has a 850 MP stereo which needs looking at, it could be a fuse or a wire out the back. This piece of equipment cost £300 and is a wonderful stereo.

Whatever 850 MP means, it certainly sounds like a wonderful stereo, (ignoring the fact that you just said it doesnt work of course) :roll:
I've seen this car around. It's over the other side of Welwyn from me. Not very impressive to be honest.
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