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VWPowered Rank: Lancia Gamma

VWPowered

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MAESTRO-DIESEL-VAN-500-WITH-POWER-STEERING_W0QQitemZ370298239331

 

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IT WILL START AND RUN AND DRIVE AND HAS NO MAJOR FAULTS.

SHE WILL NEED A NEW BATTERY AND A VACUUM PUMP FOR THE BRAKE SERVO AND HANDBRAKE CABLES.-( I MAY BE ABLE TO THROW ONE IN)

 

I WILL TRY AND FIND ALL THE PARTS TO MAKE HER COMPLETE-(BUMPER AND REAR LAMPS)

needs MG Bumpers etc and that'll look shit hot :lol::lol:
greengartside Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MK1-Golf-Auto-Crome-Bumper-Project-RHD_W0QQitemZ290374309344

 

It's been off the road a while.....

 

The vehicle details for RPG 894R are:

 

Date of Liability 01 04 1988

Date of First Registration 13 04 1977

Year of Manufacture 1977

Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1588CC

CO2 Emissions Not Available

Fuel Type Petrol

Export Marker Not Applicable

Vehicle Status Unlicensed

Vehicle Colour BLUE

 

Think it may need a bit of work. Still some monkey is gonna buy it for eleventy million pounds.

greengartside Rank: Renault 16

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1987 Austin Metro 1.0

 

"I brought it for a run around a couple of months ago and ended up giving it the rat look. Is a 1 litre and has only got 26500ishh on the clock"

 

"stripped out interior, afraid doesnt come with any seats unless someone can give me a decent offer with the bucket seats in before friday when they go"

 

Two months ago eh? Looks like you've done a bang-up job of looking after it, it looks really appealing now.

Sorry to drag this one from the archives, but out of morbid curiosity I did an online checky thing on the (sh)at look Metro and apparently E795 JDF is not a Metro but indeed a VW Golf GTi, which was last taxed 6 years ago.

 

Someone's gonna be in trouble... :roll:

CortinaDave Rank: Renault 16

CortinaDave

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Indeed it does. Oh dear! The enquiry is complete The vehicle details for E795 JDF are: Date of Liability 01 11 2003 Date of First Registration 30 09 1987 Year of Manufacture 1987 Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1781CC CO2 Emissions Not Available Fuel Type Petrol Export Marker Not Applicable Vehicle Status Unlicensed Vehicle Colour WHITE Vehicle Type Approval Vehicle Excise Duty Rate for vehicle 6 Months Rate £104.50 12 Months Rate £190.00

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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Haha thats hilarious, someone please ask him about that!bet his reply will be' cant get more ratlook than using the reg number of a dead Golf GTI'Also why does the seller keep mentioning bucket seats? I cant see any.

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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Heres a cheap GTM, maybe my all-time favourite kit car I reckon.

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Austin-Mini-Coupe-Kit-car-project_W0QQitemZ150391853447

Mine too! I went with the ex Mrs P to see one in Doncaster. The lad selling it took her out "for a spin". Literally. He spent the test drive doing donuts on an industrial estate to impress her. She let it be known in no uncertain terms that I was not having it :evil:
FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Show-rat-look-hoo ... 0382437391

 

What an ill-advised POS! I like the slapdash whitewall ditchfinders done in white emulsion.

WTF?!!! :shock: Did he do that for a bet?

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VOLVO-145-blue-es ... 0499510976

A good car to buy if you live in Surbiton and your next door neighbours are into their gardening in a big way.

:lol: I forgot all about the Leadbetter's ovlov!
Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

Father Ted

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I am no stranger to driving piles of wank dribble. But even I would rather walk or bicycle my lardy arse to work than drive that Corsa.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Hmm. I noticed whilst in Tescos the other day that the cover story on 'Fast Car' magazine was 'is the rat-look dead?'.This could explain why a few more are up for sale lately, as the thickos try to get rid of them for fear of being uncool.

Gompo Rank: Citroen Ami

Gompo

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1991 Toyota MR2

 

but hold on its not ready for picking yeh mates up in

Really? It looks so close! I guess it just needs taxing or something..

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Toyota Merde

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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some old Frauds:

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/66114172.htm?ca=12_s

This old Taunus looks a cool way to get rid of 800€

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/76478075.htm?ca=12_s

This one-owner taunus (with ace old-boy sticker collection) lokos a MEGA BARG at 400€, I would love it!

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/76245796.htm?ca=12_s

Old Sierra 2.3 diesel wagon, looks super straight, 700€

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/79348688.htm?ca=12_s

Get a load of this Mk1 2.0iS 3-door!!!! Only just off the calais ferry as well. 600 garlics

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/80312115.htm?ca=12_s

This cortina 1.3 looks very clean for about 500 onions

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/80022593.htm?ca=12_s

Intriguing - for sale due to bereavement, vgc inside and out, 1984, 600 €

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/77685174.htm?ca=12_s

This has supposeldy done 7000 miles from new! 450€, WOW!!!!

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

M'coli

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RE "rat-look" Metro, reply from the vendor:"Hi these are old pictures and found out the reg was wrong. the actual reg is E709 JDF Ive got the new plates on after being stopped by police"... :roll::roll::roll:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Show-rat-look-hoo ... 0382437391

 

What an ill-advised POS! I like the slapdash whitewall ditchfinders done in white emulsion.

WTF?!!! :shock: Did he do that for a bet?

 

 

 

He must have lost if he did.

 

What an absolute heap of utter shit, whoever created that monstrosity should have their eyes poked in and be dry bummed by a camel.

whitevanman Rank: Renault 16

whitevanman

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You can tell I am bored.I'm scanning Ebay for cars that I cant afford or collect at the moment

 

Dollys finest mixture

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-CITROEN-2CV6 ... 3a552f07a2

 

Green thing

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1976-MORRIS-MINI- ... 27ad6ef2f8

 

Dodgy ole pick up

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rare-1940s-Dodge- ... 2ea951a150

 

LURVLEY.....

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HOTROD-RATROD-RES ... 1e594fbf61

 

Change your name to Steve and become an instant twat

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MG-B-GT-RED_W0QQi ... 439bbaba9e

 

Essex Skoda ?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/skoda-rapid-conve ... 3a554faab9

 

Ultra Beige alert !!

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1981-CITROEN-DYAN ... 1e5958a12a

 

Yummy Purple powahh...

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MORRIS-MARINA-1-3 ... 2ea97112c0

 

Silver Scummy Scorio?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-FORD-GRANADA ... 3357e6cde1

 

Its a Landroer,,,honest Guv :shock:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1974-LAND-ROVER-W ... 35a5362c9f

 

YOHOOO Steve.....are you there Steve, I've got a little something for you......

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/V8-Triumph-stag-p ... 2a02d3a9d1

 

Things are geting bad.I think I like this bit of green Froggery... :oops:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-RENAULT-4-F6 ... 3a54f6d6d1

 

Its Brown......aledgedly

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-AUSTIN-MONTE ... 4a9c9e7de6

 

Another badly done capri

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1986-FORD-CAPRI-I ... 3a5546f4c0

 

Did someone say they wanted an imp?

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1965-Hillman-Imp- ... 4a9c67ec4b

 

Is this technically speaking a Brown Roll???

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-AUSTIN-MORRI ... 230412aabf

 

 

Right thats it I'm off to the pub for a couple of hours..............

pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Haha, I see that badly re-painted Marina is still being peddled as a 'special' with side-impact beam doors, though the 'full roll cage' which appeared in the spiel last time seems to have been omitted this time around...

keef Rank: Renault 16

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Worst description ever!

It's a salvage yard!It runs and it's got 4 months MOT.DVLA says it's on SORN , so you'd need to insure and tax it.If it were closer and I had the room I'd have it for parts, if nothing else.
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