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Since it is almost Christmas, the Granadaland Greenhouse Gassers® established in a recent discussion,
that there hitherto hasn't been a lot of Greenhouse Gassing© going on.
A situation, that requires immediate rectification, since The Climate requires improvement urgently,
which is what the GGG's raison d'etre is all about. Oh, and the wimmin, of course.
 
Well, even we don't know what the fuck we're doing, but there is that Brexit thing as well.
So what could possibly be better than this:
 
Mr Junkman
Flight  From  To  Seat  Baggage  Insurance  Advance Passenger Information (API) 

BE860  MAN  SOU  15D 0Kg
BE3703  SOU  NTE  18A 0Kg
 

Mr Conelrad

Flight  From  To  Seat  Baggage  Insurance  Advance Passenger Information (API)

BE860  MAN  SOU  15C 0Kg
BE3703  SOU  NTE  18B 0Kg
 

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Is this some form of collection fred or an Agatha Christie appreciation society?

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Sarfemptin on roster, but not relvant in regards to shite harvestage.

Please bear in mind that planes do not have burr walnut pickernic tables:(

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Here's the trip itinerary and planning in full, exhaustive detail:

  • We have bought two plane tickets

 

 

 

That is all. Bookmark this one, it might be good. 

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There have been a lot of very nice Jaguars & Daimlers on the ebay thread over the past few days.

 

Are you about to join this exclusive club?

 

 

If so, I hope your hard work improves The Climate©; it is bloody freezing here.

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You know something's far away when the GGG take a plane rather than a P6 to collect it.

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Hope far away doesn't mean very small. 

 

Does the alteration to the title means it's most likely collection fred or is this more camoflage for something even more autoshite?

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GGG are the KLF of Autoshite. You never know quite What The Fuck Is Goin On but you can't wait to see what they do next

 

Oh and Junkman is Justified And Ancient.

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Whoa, hang on - NTE is Nantes. They've bought something off Leboncoin.

 

Is it that Simca 1301 estate? Or a 1970s Renault of some sort? Chrysler 2 Litre, maybe?

 

VERY excited now.

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Remembering the leboncoin discussions at the last Northern Powerhouse... has Junkman finally got his R16 that's definitely not a 6?

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You know something's more than 5 miles away when the GGG take a plane rather than a P6 to collect it.

 

 

EFA

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Whoa, hang on - NTE is Nantes. They've bought something off Leboncoin.

 

Is it that Simca 1301 estate? Or a 1970s Renault of some sort? Chrysler 2 Litre, maybe?

 

VERY excited now.

 

maybe 1.6 - 2.0 litres with 5 doors and oblong rather than quad lights?

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Hope its a froggy Mercedes ! I do like cars wiv a star at the front, they are uber reliable you know !!

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Renault 30 TX?

Don't worry ,these guys are standing by to make sure it definitely is a V6.post-17414-0-20998800-1485510351_thumb.jpeg

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Here's the trip itinerary and planning in full, exhaustive detail:

  • We have bought two plane tickets
That is all. Bookmark this one, it might be good.

 

 

To be fair, we tried to book a hire car as well.

 

Computer sez noooo...

 

 

 

GGG are the KLF of Autoshite. They never know quite What The Fuck Is Goin On...

 

EFA

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Flying to Inverness to pick up a shagged out Mitsubishi L200 that spent most of its life on a hillside sheep farm.

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That would be decidedly unGGG.

 

Inverness is most definitely not a place the GGG takes an aeroplane to. That's clearly Mobylette with Bert Kempfert endless tape via headphone territory.

Shagged out vans are the jurisdiction of Wastadungcorporation and you wouldn't get me as much as near a hillside sheep farm.

Those country bumpkins scare the living shit out of me. They all look the same to me as well.

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Those country bumpkins scare the living shit out of me. They all look the same to me as well.

That tends to be a by-product of inbreeding.

 

As you are going abroad, are you picking up another Mk2 Granada? They tend to be a bit cheaper on the continent.

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It's impossible to tell.

We'll pick up the wrong car at the wrong price at the wrong location. Or two.

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